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  • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

    Originally posted by Digijon View Post
    No you really don't understand do you?
    There are satellites above us, they really do exist, you can even track them on this marvellous 'interweb'
    I never said you need to take a satellite with you, I said compass! Also I have just received an infraction for saying the Internet doesn't exist, er I've never said that, please read my
    Posts before making bigger fools of yourselves than you already are.

    Ps, I have said that god doesn't exist about 5 times on here and haven't had any infractions for that!!! So I can't deny the Internet (which I didn't) but it's ok to deny god?????
    Compass, how last century of you. You queers need to come into the modern age. Do you Homers still rub two sticks together to start a fire?

    We have read your Comments towards God, and so has He. Don't worry too much about the Devil ass raping you EVERY day for all of eternity, that's what you fags like.

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    • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

      You're accusing me of being rude???? The title of this thread is about punching a queer!!! And I'm the rude one.
      And "last century"!!!!!!!!!!
      Let's get this straight, (if you'll pardon the pun),
      You beleive in the scribblings of some desert folk who were backward about 2000 years ago! And you take these scribblings as fact???? And you say I'm the one rubbing two sticks together to make fire??? I'm surprised you even beleive in fire, you are closed minded, unspeakably arrogant, hypercritical, obnoxious and mentally unstable, yet I cannot be angry at you, you have my pity.

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      • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

        Digijon;677366]
        And I'm the rude one.
        Agreed.


        And "last century"!!!!!!!!!!
        Let's get this straight, (if you'll pardon the pun),
        You beleive in the scribblings of some desert folk who were backward about 2000 years ago! And you take these scribblings as fact???? And you say I'm the one rubbing two sticks together to make fire???
        The Bible is fact, if you would get your head out of the lap of your homersexural butt buddy and read it then you would know that!
        2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

        2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

        Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.


        I'm surprised you even beleive in fire, you are closed minded, unspeakably arrogant, hypercritical, obnoxious and mentally unstable, yet I cannot be angry at you, you have my pity.
        Of course be believe in fire. 1 its in the Bible. 2 I have seen it.
        Why are you sooooo filled with hate? May the Good Lord have pity on you for being a judgemental, Christian hating butt pirate.

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        • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

          Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
          Hey everyone, I can hardly contain my excitement considering what just happened today! My son, Aaron, who's just turned 6 years old has already punched his first homer! It was a complete bloodbath, Aaron had to punch him 11 times before the little rat got the message. Aaron's tiny hands are covered in bruises and cuts but as always... you should have seen the OTHER GUY! Praise GOD that he is big and strong for his age! The little homer kid, also 6, minced into my chosen CHRISTIAN private school sporting a yellow bag on his first day back from half term - yellow! probably a homer, I had to alert my brave little warrior. Just before I bid my little hero farewell for the day, I pulled him close to me and whispered in his ear "Aaron son, you see him, over there? He is an abomination like in Leviticus 18:22. Stay far away from him, but if he approaches you, then punch him for hating Jesus" "Okay father, I love you, bye" he replied with a smile.



          Let me tell you my eyes were filled with the tears of joy for Jesus when I picked him up from school and heard about what had happened - little Aaron attacked without mercy, Shout GLORY! The suspension Aaron received was a small price to pay (apparently whilst being pounded to the ground homerboy hit his head on the corner of a table and cracked it open, little sissy ). A teacher came in and under the schools rules and regulations was forced by law to punish my God fearing little soldier, ridiculous but there you go - that's what happens when liberal obama gets into the whitehouse.

          So he's punched his first queer, but certainly not his last! Praise!
          I thought the way I handled this and the way I talked my son into fighting for GOD really worked a treat, and would be an example to others who don't have the time to homeschool the children.
          Dear American idiot,

          My reply to this post has in fact nothing to do with the post itself, but is a reaction to your comments on a former thread on Belgium, and the 8 reasons why God hates it.

          The country you indicated on a map of Europe is indeed Switzerland, and not Belgium (being a Belgian, and obviously not as retarded as the average hillbillie, I DO have the capacity to locate my own country on a map, or other countries for that matter. And if you don't know the location, you could at least check Google or something to see if you've got it right..).

          Furthermore, the dumbass who started the thread, and thought he was being all dramatic and sh*t by copy pasting the 'Belgian' flag, is possibly an even bigger idiot than you, as it is the German flag, not the Belgian one.
          If you retards choose to start picking on someone or something, in this case a country, you could at least give it a bit more effort, and make sure you got your facts and figures together before spouting all kinds of nonsense and blabber onto a forum. (and by the way, is this 'Brother Daniel' guy actually an American...? His use of the English language is worse than an average 5 year-old. If you can't even wield your own native tongue, then what business do you have commenting on other people and their supposed flaws?)

          On another topic (the horse cr*p you started in this thread)
          If you really deeply believe in God, the way you obviously do, are you actually convinced that having your kids beat up other kids just because you think they're gay, or because they have a different skin colour, or something related, is the right thing to do..?

          I can't believe you could go rambling on like that about God and the supposed punishment he has in store for those who don't abide by his rules, and then criticize other religions for doing the same, such as the islam.
          Agreed, it's about the stupidest religion there is, and it creates fundamentalists who should burn in hell even for thinking about doing some of the crap they do,
          but in fact you're not all that much better than they are.


          I obviously do not believe in God, or Satan, or any other deïty for that matter, but I won't judge you because you do.
          You should try to do the same thing, and just co-exist with people who have other beliefs or ideals. Fact is they aren't gonna just go away or vanish, so friggin' deal with it and quit complaining!



          Your's truly,

          A Belgian who is severely disapointed in the American way of thinking

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          • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

            Originally posted by B.A.U. View Post
            Dear American idiot,

            My reply to this post has in fact nothing to do with the post itself, but is a reaction to your comments on a former thread on Belgium, and the 8 reasons why God hates it.

            The country you indicated on a map of Europe is indeed Switzerland, and not Belgium (being a Belgian, and obviously not as retarded as the average hillbillie, I DO have the capacity to locate my own country on a map, or other countries for that matter. And if you don't know the location, you could at least check Google or something to see if you've got it right..).

            Furthermore, the dumbass who started the thread, and thought he was being all dramatic and sh*t by copy pasting the 'Belgian' flag, is possibly an even bigger idiot than you, as it is the German flag, not the Belgian one.
            If you retards choose to start picking on someone or something, in this case a country, you could at least give it a bit more effort, and make sure you got your facts and figures together before spouting all kinds of nonsense and blabber onto a forum. (and by the way, is this 'Brother Daniel' guy actually an American...? His use of the English language is worse than an average 5 year-old. If you can't even wield your own native tongue, then what business do you have commenting on other people and their supposed flaws?)

            On another topic (the horse cr*p you started in this thread)
            If you really deeply believe in God, the way you obviously do, are you actually convinced that having your kids beat up other kids just because you think they're gay, or because they have a different skin colour, or something related, is the right thing to do..?

            I can't believe you could go rambling on like that about God and the supposed punishment he has in store for those who don't abide by his rules, and then criticize other religions for doing the same, such as the islam.
            Agreed, it's about the stupidest religion there is, and it creates fundamentalists who should burn in hell even for thinking about doing some of the crap they do,
            but in fact you're not all that much better than they are.


            I obviously do not believe in God, or Satan, or any other deïty for that matter, but I won't judge you because you do.
            You should try to do the same thing, and just co-exist with people who have other beliefs or ideals. Fact is they aren't gonna just go away or vanish, so friggin' deal with it and quit complaining!



            Your's truly,

            A Belgian who is severely disapointed in the American way of thinking
            Amazing, you call us idiots, yet you can not find the appropriate thread in which to post your hate filled moronic rant. Amazing.

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            • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

              Originally posted by B.A.U. View Post
              Dear American idiot,

              My reply to this post has in fact nothing to do with the post itself,
              Then why post it here heathen?

              Originally posted by B.A.U. View Post
              HATE FILLED NONSENSE REMOVED

              I obviously do not believe in God, or Satan, or any other deïty for that matter, but I won't judge you because you do.
              You should try to do the same thing, and just co-exist with people who have other beliefs or ideals. Fact is they aren't gonna just go away or vanish, so friggin' deal with it and quit complaining.

              Your's truly,

              A Belgian who is severely disapointed in the American way of thinking
              You may not judge us but I can assure you that the Lord our God will surely judge you and find you lacking faith and will condemn you for that and cast you into the fiery pits of hell for all eternity.
              If you don't believe it then go read your bible - you DON"T have a bible??? Then prepare for eternal damnation sinner.
              “If ye love me, keep my commandments.” – John 14:15
              "Vengeance Is Mine, I Will Repay Sayeth The Lord" - Romans 12:19

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              • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                Amazing, you call us idiots, yet you can not find the appropriate thread in which to post your hate filled moronic rant. Amazing.
                Can't you see that this is not about this ridiculous forum you got going here, but the fact that you're deranged people who thinks you are "THE SHIT" on this planet??????
                Another fact is that you're not.. Oh and I said the word planet :O I guess you believe we are the center of the universe.. HAHA

                Another proof of you're deranged minds:

                What the fuuck is that? You don't understand just how narrowminded these images are? You are making a joke out of yourself..

                And I'm from Denmark by the way, which you mormons also stated was hated by God, but then again who gives a fuuck, when God doesn't exist anyway..

                Furthermore I totally agree with all that the belgian dude said!

                Whenever you have quoted your way through my comment, I'd like to come here again and watch you silly replies and have a good laugh about it:-)
                So thank you for this pathetic forum which makes me feel so good about myself
                I kinda see you like my little pets that I can toy with until I get banned AND SENDED TOO HELL!!! LOL!!!! WTF is wrong with you people? Seriously? Is this site really just a joke? And I am being tricked by a real hard bunch of very good trolls? No I guess you really mean this shit, which I obviously doesn't comprehend very well..

                And this specific threat is just about the most stupid thing I ever heard. You got a 6 year old boy and you encourage him to get into fights over religion.. I thought that was your reason for hating Islam..

                Ill be happy to hear you "Official TRUE Christian" answers..

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                • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                  Originally posted by Derder View Post
                  And I'm from Denmark by the way, which you mormons also stated
                  Furthermore I totally agree with all that the belgian dude said!
                  Yeah. You would agree with him. You Vikings all just stick together for the buttsex though. Right?

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                  • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                    Originally posted by God's Flaming Sword View Post
                    You may not judge us but I can assure you that the Lord our God will surely judge you and find you lacking faith and will condemn you for that and cast you into the fiery pits of hell for all eternity.
                    Haha.. Funny as hell..
                    fiery pits of hell for all eternity...
                    JUST how FUUCKING stupid are you dude?

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                    • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                      Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                      Yeah. You would agree with him. You Vikings all just stick together for the buttsex though. Right?
                      Oh that's the best you can come up with?
                      Seriously I thought you were sooo good at augmentative communication with just a sprinkle of Bible craap on top of it.. Oh yeah just a bit of bible and you're all good to go.. Haha..
                      Please give me some awesome bullshit that I can work with instead of just that idiotic nonsense..

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                      • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                        Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                        Yeah. You would agree with him. You Vikings all just stick together for the buttsex though. Right?
                        I just realized how stupid you are..
                        You don't realize that belgians has nothing to do with Vikings..
                        I BELIEVE that you sir are the average stupid american who doesn't know anything..
                        Furthermore you BELIEVE all sorts of sick shit, but that doesn't change fact..

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                        • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                          what ? this is a joke right ? and not even funny at that!
                          You need the REAL Jesus the lot of you

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                          • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                            Originally posted by Derder View Post
                            I just realized how stupid you are..
                            You don't realize that belgians has nothing to do with Vikings..
                            I BELIEVE that you sir are the average stupid american who doesn't know anything..
                            Furthermore you BELIEVE all sorts of sick shit, but that doesn't change fact..
                            Whereas the "average stupid Americans" had to come bail your country out not once but TWICE. How does someone get invaded two times in less than 20 years? And on top of that, need OTHER countries to come save them. But we are the stupid ones, makes perfect sense.
                            Matthew 6:26
                            26Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?

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                            • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                              Originally posted by Jake Beck View Post
                              Whereas the "average stupid Americans" had to come bail your country out not once but TWICE. How does someone get invaded two times in less than 20 years? And on top of that, need OTHER countries to come save them. But we are the stupid ones, makes perfect sense.
                              Oh my...
                              You aren't too smart either are you?
                              Please first tell me how you and me had anything to do with something that happened more than 60 years ago?

                              Then explain how stupidity has to do with being invaded by another country?
                              You sir.. Are making NO sense..
                              BUT you are proving my point perfectly..

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                              • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                                Originally posted by Derder View Post
                                Haha.. Funny as hell..
                                fiery pits of hell for all eternity...
                                JUST how FUUCKING stupid are you dude?

                                Glad you find it amusing.....will you still be laughing as Satan anally rapes you? No....I know we will be sitting at the right hand of the Lord laughing at you then.

                                ...and I like to think I am not stupid....I have a degree in computing and am able to build a cognitive argument without blaspheming against the Lord.
                                If you don't believe it then go read your bible - you DON"T have a bible??? Then prepare for eternal damnation sinner.
                                “If ye love me, keep my commandments.” – John 14:15
                                "Vengeance Is Mine, I Will Repay Sayeth The Lord" - Romans 12:19

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