[Johnathin]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

I just punched a Queer Today too!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

I just punched a Queer Today too!

Why?

And why do you capitalize the word "queer?"

[Johnathin]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

Why?

And why do you capitalize the word "queer?"

I don't speech english well i am from Germany

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

I don't speech english well i am from Germany

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

It's rhetorical. Jesus did not punch anyone.

Jesus never owned any slaves, either, but he told us that slaves should obey their masters. Ephesians 6:5 What's your point?

I don't speech english well i am from Germany

While Lancaster, PA is full of krauts, you are NOT from germany, you lying atheist!

[God's Flaming Sword]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

Hey everyone, I can hardly contain my excitement considering what just happened today! My son, Aaron, who's just turned 6 years old has already punched his first homer! It was a complete bloodbath, Aaron had to punch him 11 times before the little rat got the message. Aaron's tiny hands are covered in bruises and cuts but as always... you should have seen the OTHER GUY! Praise GOD that he is big and strong for his age! The little homer kid, also 6, minced into my chosen CHRISTIAN private school sporting a yellow bag on his first day back from half term - yellow! probably a homer, I had to alert my brave little warrior. Just before I bid my little hero farewell for the day, I pulled him close to me and whispered in his ear "Aaron son, you see him, over there? He is an abomination like in Leviticus 18:22. Stay far away from him, but if he approaches you, then punch him for hating Jesus" "Okay father, I love you, bye" he replied with a smile.



Let me tell you my eyes were filled with the tears of joy for Jesus when I picked him up from school and heard about what had happened - little Aaron attacked without mercy, Shout GLORY! The suspension Aaron received was a small price to pay (apparently whilst being pounded to the ground homerboy hit his head on the corner of a table and cracked it open, little sissy ). A teacher came in and under the schools rules and regulations was forced by law to punish my God fearing little soldier, ridiculous but there you go - that's what happens when liberal obama gets into the whitehouse.

So he's punched his first queer, but certainly not his last! Praise!
I thought the way I handled this and the way I talked my son into fighting for GOD really worked a treat, and would be an example to others who don't have the time to homeschool the children.

The fruit of your loins is a shining example to us all Brother.

This reminds me of the first time I had the chance to punch a queer after having my eyes opened to the Lord. Passing home after being out for an evening constitutional I was confronted by the most foul and disgusting site of two homers kissing in the street.

I, of course, took the chance to punch the larger one right in the face a couple of times. It felt so wonderful bring the righteous vengeance of the Lord to bear on such an unrepentant sinner. The smaller one of course ran away like a total pansy before I could open a can of whoop ass on him.

As others have suggested please make this a most enjoyable and memorable moment for your son so that he knows to do this every chance he gets.

[Digijon]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

I am a queer and I'd love for you to come and try to punch me. I could certainly show you some 'righteous vengeance' and it would have nothing to do with god. You and your church are an embarrassment to humanity, by living with 2000 year old 'values' it's hard to see how you manage in modern society. While you cling on your idea of a sky-god modern society is rapidly moving on and leaving you behind. Finally It's so nice to see Christian compassionate values in action.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

I am a queer and I'd love for you to come and try to punch me. I could certainly show you some 'righteous vengeance' and it would have nothing to do with god. You and your church are an embarrassment to humanity, by living with 2000 year old 'values' it's hard to see how you manage in modern society. While you cling on your idea of a sky-god modern society is rapidly moving on and leaving you behind. Finally It's so nice to see Christian compassionate values in action.

I would not punch you son. I've been there as a queer and was also consumed with the shame, despair, hatred of my Creator and self-pity.

But your punishment awaits as long as you spend your days in wicked copulation with strange men and defilement of your God-given body.

Genesis 19:24 "Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;"

1 Corinthians 3:16-17 "Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?"

"If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are."

Give your rectum some rest and Jesus a chance to save your filthy soul? Everything you need to escape the gayness can be found here.

In the love of Jesus Christ

[Digijon]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

Er. Thanks for that. I'd like to remind you that you know nothing about me other than the fact that I'm gay, which isn't a choice by the way. My rectum doesn't need a rest, I'm not sure why you're talking about my rectum??? It really isn't any of you business is it?
I find it hard to believe that you guys are serious but it seems you are.
If you do now deny that you are gay I feel sorry for you because you've chosen a life of denial. But that's your choice just as being unapologetic for the way I am is my choice. It's good that you wouldn't punch me but there are people who would, all in the name of 'god'. I believe in humanity rather than god but people who believe in god make it hard to have faith in humanity as, "it takes religion for good people to do evil things".

[James Dewitt]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

Er. Thanks for that. I'd like to remind you that you know nothing about me other than the fact that I'm gay, which isn't a choice by the way. My rectum doesn't need a rest, I'm not sure why you're talking about my rectum??? It really isn't any of you business is it?
I find it hard to believe that you guys are serious but it seems you are.
If you do now deny that you are gay I feel sorry for you because you've chosen a life of denial. But that's your choice just as being unapologetic for the way I am is my choice. It's good that you wouldn't punch me but there are people who would, all in the name of 'god'. I believe in humanity rather than god but people who believe in god make it hard to have faith in humanity as, "it takes religion for good people to do evil things".

It is your choice to be a HOMER! You cant choose your eye color, or hair color. BUT you sure as hell can choose to have butt sex! What the hell is the matter with you? You are a sick twisted excuse for a man. God hates Fags, he smote you with the AID, isn't that proof enough? Your father is to blame just as much as you are. He should have beat the GAY out of you.

[Digijon]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

That's lovely, you're clearly winning over 'sinners' with a charm offensive.
Er yes I, like anyone else in the free world can choose to have 'butt sex', and if I do it's got nothing to do with you. What would you want from gay people????? Do you think I should pretend not to fancy guys and lie about it so I can spend my life with a woman who I don't fancy just so that you and your silly little god can be happy? Also why would god care who I sleep with, like I said before it's none of your business and it's none of gods, (not that he's real)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

That's lovely, you're clearly winning over 'sinners' with a charm offensive.
Er yes I, like anyone else in the free world can choose to have 'butt sex', and if I do it's got nothing to do with you. What would you want from gay people????? Do you think I should pretend not to fancy guys and lie about it so I can spend my life with a woman who I don't fancy just so that you and your silly little god can be happy? Also why would god care who I sleep with, like I said before it's none of your business and it's none of gods, (not that he's real)

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

[Digijon]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

Oh yeah also, aids is a world wide disease that started in africa, it came from apes and passed easily to us because of our genetic similarity. Aids has nothing to do with god and is certainly not aimed at gay people. You're just as suseptable to it as I am.
Finally I have read you 'rules' and find it refreshing that, "I personally enjoy discussing religious topics with this sort of person" it's nice to see that you welcome informed debate and aren't just a bunch of extremists preaching old testament scribblings as facts.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

Oh yeah also, aids is a world wide disease that started in africa, it came from apes and passed easily to us because of our genetic similarity. Aids has nothing to do with god and is certainly not aimed at gay people. You're just as suseptable to it as I am.

Wrong again, Godmocker. You see, according to the Holy Bible, when really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. And you'd better thank Him for it, buster.

Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:

14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:

14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:

14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:

14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?

[God's Flaming Sword]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

I am a queer and I'd love for you to come and try to punch me. I could certainly show you some 'righteous vengeance' and it would have nothing to do with god. You and your church are an embarrassment to humanity, by living with 2000 year old 'values' it's hard to see how you manage in modern society. While you cling on your idea of a sky-god modern society is rapidly moving on and leaving you behind. Finally It's so nice to see Christian compassionate values in action.

Gladly....please provide your location seeing as you have been too much of a nancy boy to post it for all to see as all the True Christians here do.

Yet another faggot who thinks he knows all about "compassionate god" - Vengeance Is Mine, I Will Repay Sayeth The Lord - Romans 12:19. we are the soldiers of the Lord commanded by the Good Book to carry out the Lord's bidding.

...and let's there be any doubt the Lord our god was most clear about bum-boy shift-lifting shenanigans - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:13.

You are an abomination - be gone and take your foulness with you.