[DoctorMangler]

Re: wii fanboy in disguise

You don't fool me, wii fanboy.

Oh the horror, I would rather rend the flesh from my own bones than to play with the devil's deviant machinations. What must I do to be worthy?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: wii fanboy in disguise

Oh the horror, I would rather rend the flesh from my own bones than to play with the devil's deviant machinations. What must I do to be worthy?

Well you can start off by hitting that Paypal button at the bottom of this screen. Jesus expects at least 10% of your gross income, "doctor".

[bastard]

Re: wii fanboy in disguise

Well you can start off by hitting that Paypal button at the bottom of this screen. Jesus expects at least 10% of your gross income, "doctor".

Don't you mean that you hatemongers need financing to spread your venom?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: wii fanboy in disguise

Don't you mean that you hatemongers need financing to spread your venom?

We hate only what God hates, as the Bible instructs us to do.

Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

Maybe if you had a proper father you would be a Christian by now instead of a bastard. Which is what you are, right?

[bastard]

Re: wii fanboy in disguise

We hate only what God hates, as the Bible instructs us to do.

Maybe if you had a proper father you would be a Christian by now instead of a bastard. Which is what you are, right?

I may be a bastard but at least I do not blindly follow a book that was rewriten by a self-admitted witch. You do know that King James was a practicing witch when he had the Bible "translated" don't you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: wii fanboy in disguise

I may be a bastard but at least I do not blindly follow a book that was rewriten by a self-admitted witch. You do know that King James was a practicing witch when he had the Bible "translated" don't you?

You'll have to prove that one, filthy bastard, with some creditable sources. I've heard God mockers like you cal him a queer before (which he wasn't), but never a practicing witch.

In the end it doesn't really matter if King James was a circus clown or flipping oyster burgers for the King of Spain. God uses us as He sees fit, and God most definately used King James. Take a look at THIS.

Are you trying to say that another version of the Bible is more accurate than the KJV? Have you seen THIS thread? I am washed clean in Jesus' blood. Too bad you can't say the same.

[DoctorMangler]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

It was a productive Christmas eve at my sister's house. Her lovely children sat on my lap for hours smoking Marlboros with me and I kept a close eye on the Nintendo Wiis. It wasn't long and they were tired and ready for bed, but they were adamant about taking their new gifts to bed with them. It must have been 3 hours later, it was hard to tell the time exactly with all the wine we had consumed. I'm not normally a heavy drinker, but I had to do something to keep my family entertained until they fell into a deep stupor and I was free to save the children's souls.

Finally my chance came, and I tiptoed into their bedroom, running my hands all around under their covers feeling everywhere for the devil's games, but I could find nothing. I searched for nearly 15 minutes in each bed under the warm soft sweet body of each child, but no luck. I can only assume the devil was smarter than that and had the children do something truly vile and depraved with their new games.

I will not give up however, I will need to sell those games to make some money to send to paypal and, it was a true thrill to do God's work while attempting to find those tempting morsels of the devils own flesh.

Sincerely,
Mangler

[DoctorMangler]

Re: wii fanboy in disguise

Well you can start off by hitting that Paypal button at the bottom of this screen. Jesus expects at least 10% of your gross income, "doctor".

Ahh I have just followed your link to an individual masquerading as me. You can understand my disgust, but it's really not much of a problem. I have most of the emails centered around my name at the biggest email providers, and some are nearly a decade old. This other Doctor Mangler should be sniffed out and destroyed for surely he is a heathen.

[Nobar King]

Re: wii fanboy in disguise

OK, Dr ManGayler, the gig is up, we know that you are just a loser wii fanboy posting rude and insulting comments to make the good folks at LBC look evil.

Giving your children cigarettes is contributing to the delinquency and corruption of a child, a secular law, and would probably get your children taken from your home.

Stop your stupid charade and go back to playing SMG.

[DoctorMangler]

Re: wii fanboy in disguise

OK, Dr ManGayler, the gig is up, we know that you are just a loser wii fanboy posting rude and insulting comments to make the good folks at LBC look evil.

Giving your children cigarettes is contributing to the delinquency and corruption of a child, a secular law, and would probably get your children taken from your home.

Stop your stupid charade and go back to playing SMG.

Fortunately they are not my children, they are my sister's, and if they are removed from her home and sent to a good Christian family it will be better for their souls.

What is SMG?

Fortunately for my soul, my hand are always busy doing (or trying to do) the work of God. I do not have time for games.

Sincerely,
Mangler

[Nobar King]

Re: wii fanboy in disguise

Yeah, yeah, you pervert, take your trash elsewhere. If only your sister knew that you were trying to molest her children she'd take a kitchen knife to you.

We're not rubes here, and your attempt to embarass us is not going to fly.

[DoctorMangler]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

If I thought you were rubes I wouldn't try (perhaps in vain) to join your holy flock. I do have failings, but perversion and sexually deviant behavior is not among them. My hands were only under the blankets to search for satan's handiwork, is not not permitted? I have merely come to the Landover Baptist forums in an attempt to become closer to God. If a child has a device of the devil within him or her, is it not the duty of an adult to remove that offending device? If it were my children I would simply beat them with a rod until their bones have been broken, ignoring their pitiful pleas for mercy until they have willfully handed over the tools of satan, but her children are not mine, so I must resort to more surreptitious methods.

Regardless of the methods, it's best to remove the temptation of homosexuality, fornication, blasphemy and worship of false idols no matter what the cost. An ounce of prevention.......

Sincerly and with utmost reverence, the cog that wishes to be,
Mangler

[Wide-Open]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Ice Blast

I don't really want to know how that sexual deviancy works

[Nobar King]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

If it were my children I would simply beat them with a rod until their bones have been broken, ignoring their pitiful pleas for mercy until they have willfully handed over the tools of satan.

Child abuse is a crime and we don't advocate that here. We follow all secular laws (mostly) like other good Americans. You must have signed up for the wrong forum. We're here to help people learn to love Jesus, not 'play argue' with you wii-tards.

[sperare]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Are you serious.
'ohhh the wii is soooo evil, look out!! that's fun!!! Let's keep away from that. oh yeh, let's make ridiculous claims that god hates the Wii! Because the Wii is just sooo guilty and sooo not innocent.' [/sarcasm]

Guys get over the wii. Until you get Legit information that the wii is satanic I am going to continue to play Super Mario Galaxy and Wii sports.