[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Ok, this whole diatribe has just proven how much of a joke this website is! It amazes me that you can all continue on in your little dreamworld, oblivious to the fact that people from all over the world come here to tell you how amazingly ignorant you are. I have no problem with your faith, what I do have a problem is your militant enforcing of it, and damnation of anyone who disagrees with you. People like you are the bane of the modern world, you deserve to rot in hell with all the other extremists, no matter what religion.

Ivory grips and gold plating on your sidearms? Is this where the money people donate goes to? Or does that paypal button at the bottom of the screen that Ezekiel is so keen on preaching about lead straight to Jesus's personal holy bank account?

Why do you need a gold plated handgun to deliver the lords message? Or drive a hummer? You're ridiculous, the lot of you.

Gentlemen it sounds to me that you all worship the dollar more than Jesus.

Friend - there are unscrupulous unsaved souls out there, who may see evidence of wealth as unchristian - but what better way of displaying the proof of Jesus love? The clothes that one wears, or the Church that one lives in, or the car that ones chauffeur drives one to Church in. I don't actually drive myself to 'work' these days, as my investments in Eli Lily and Haliburton stocks keep food on my table - with a little left over for fellow True Christians and Pastors when they drop on over for bible readings and BBQs.
So you see friend - following Jesus word leads to prosperity. The more devout one is, clearly the more deserving one is. Praise Jesus!!
Hummers and sidearms are needed for transport and protection. Would you deny us that, friend?
What makes you think "this site is a 'joke', friend? Why do you hate us so? why do you hate Jesus? Why do you have a problem with our faith? Is it because you are a fag? A communist? A satan worshipper? It appears that way...
Its not too late to give your life over to Jesus and join us in heaven friend...have you tithed yet?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Ok, this whole diatribe has just proven how much of a joke this website is! It amazes me that you can all continue on in your little dreamworld, oblivious to the fact that people from all over the world come here to tell you how amazingly ignorant you are.

We are perfectly aware of the fact that people from all over the world to tell us that they hate us and are full of intolerance. It just goes to prove the Truth of what Our Lord told us:

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

I have no problem with your faith, what I do have a problem is your militant enforcing of it, and damnation of anyone who disagrees with you.

Silly boy. It's not our damnation, it's God's damnation. We are just His messengers. Our Faith requires us to spread God's Love. You seem to be telling us that we should have freedom of speech as long as we keep our mouths shut.

People like you are the bane of the modern world, you deserve to rot in hell with all the other extremists, no matter what religion.

That's a pretty extreme statement.

Gentlemen it sounds to me that you all worship the dollar more than Jesus.

And it seems to me that if you'd ever read the Bible, you might recall a certain story about spikenard oil.

[ducks42 (Quarantined)]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Well, I guess we all knew that something like THIS was bound to happen. What with the recent revelations about "gay Mario" (a Wii game designed to recruit children into the queer lifestyle), Jesus has apparently decided that enough is enough.



Please note: Despite this boy being a professed Christian, his was still killed dead by our loving Christ Savior for attempting to get his hands on this depraved sodomite game. Jesus would rather see the boy dead than on his knees in some public toilet servicing strangers in twisted toe-tapping ways.

I urge any and all of you who might own one of these satanic game systems to destroy it along with all accompanying software you have. If you know someone who owns one, do the christian thing and smash it to bits! Better broken chink plastic than an eternity swimming in scalding hot bile down in hell. Your friends and family will thank you later, and Jesus will be so proud!

...was jesus seen at the scene or what? if jesus killed this kid, there theres a gap of information thats missing.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

...was jesus seen at the scene or what? if jesus killed this kid, there theres a gap of information thats missing.

Jesus is everywhere, your foul-mouthed sinner. And Jesus kills, make no mistake about that. He'll kill you pretty soon I'd bet, and He'll kill me some fine day too. The real question is; Where does Jesus send your immortal soul once he kills you?

Me, I'll be up in Heaven, enjoying a cold beverage with Christ. If you keep this God mockery up, you'll end up burning in hellfire.

[ducks42 (Quarantined)]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

oh no, im so scared that im gonna convert now.

give it up. and if you had common sense and knew the history of jesus...he didnt kill anybody. HE got killed. and if he was like you, it doesnt surprise me that they killed him.

[itwasme356]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

i know a guy that was going to buy weed and a kid went over to trade his wii for weed, freind traded him 70$ of pot for it (80$ minus 10$ for gas)
my freind ain't dead and niether is that kid.. relly i mean.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

i know a guy that was going to buy weed and a kid went over to trade his wii for weed, freind traded him 70$ of pot for it (80$ minus 10$ for gas)
my freind ain't dead and niether is that kid.. relly i mean.

No, but they certainly will be when they get to the Lake of Fire. Why not talk both of them into becoming fundamentalist Christians today?

[itwasme356]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

No, but they certainly will be when they get to the Lake of Fire. Why not talk both of them into becoming fundamentalist Christians today?

because i don't believe in god, and i have reason to believe at least 2 (above freind included) doesn't, i have been 8 months sober of pot, drinking is not illegal so i do it when i get the chance. I do think there could be spirits and ghosts, like my freind and i talked about( a christian) he said it just might be true, think about how much you hear stories about it and people seeing them. it still escapes me because you are most likely not to see them yourself and hardly ever hear about them being seen enmasse(ghost-people ratio or people-ghost ratio)
it just doesnt make any sense why it was jesus that killed me or you. why does it have to be that way? why is it not the angel of death. thats what jesus does all day? kills people from up in his could(seriously like 3 people die a second all over the world)

[mortis]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Well, I guess we all knew that something like THIS was bound to happen. What with the recent revelations about "gay Mario" (a Wii game designed to recruit children into the queer lifestyle), Jesus has apparently decided that enough is enough.



Please note: Despite this boy being a professed Christian, his was still killed dead by our loving Christ Savior for attempting to get his hands on this depraved sodomite game. Jesus would rather see the boy dead than on his knees in some public toilet servicing strangers in twisted toe-tapping ways.

I urge any and all of you who might own one of these satanic game systems to destroy it along with all accompanying software you have. If you know someone who owns one, do the christian thing and smash it to bits! Better broken chink plastic than an eternity swimming in scalding hot bile down in hell. Your friends and family will thank you later, and Jesus will be so proud!

what aloada b0ll0x he fergot to do up his laces it was gay nike.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

what aloada b0ll0x he fergot to do up his laces it was gay nike.

I would ask you to explain yourself, but I doubt you'd make much more sense the next time around. Why not give up spewing incomprehensible gibberish and get right with Christ?

[mortis]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

I would ask you to explain yourself, but I doubt you'd make much more sense the next time around. Why not give up spewing incomprehensible gibberish and get right with Christ?

he fell down the stairs and died its his laces its sarcasim saying thats its his trainers coz its as loony as blaming Nintendo

[VictoryOS]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

he fell down the stairs and died its his laces its sarcasim saying thats its his trainers coz its as loony as blaming Nintendo

Your sentences are like quilts.

[Evilman2002]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

DID JESUS OR THE NINTENDO KILL THE KID!!?!?!? MAKE SENCE!!!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

DID JESUS OR THE NINTENDO KILL THE KID!!?!?!? MAKE SENCE!!!

Don't try to get philosophical on us, boy! Just as guns don't kill people, but other people use them to kill, the Nintendo didn't kill the child, Jesus used it to kill the sinner.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

DID JESUS OR THE NINTENDO KILL THE KID!!?!?!? MAKE SENCE!!!

Are you a Jap or something? Maybe a Dadaist. Jesus hates Dada!