[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Jesus kills people now? Why doesn't he kill Osama Bin Laden? Or all the child molesters? That flies with Jesus but playing with a Wii isn't?

Maybe he's just waiting to give Osama and those Catholics a chance to repent of their sins. But I suppose patience and forgiveness are probably alien concepts to you.

[FeelSorry4Myself]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Why would he give more time to men who are older and less time to a child who has had little time to repent?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Why would he give more time to men who are older and less time to a child who has had little time to repent?

Maybe He sees some basic decency left in their hearts, but He judged the Wii boy to be beyond all hope? Maybe He decided that squashing that wii kid like a bug would send out a good message to his contemporaries? God works in mysterious ways, you know.

[Meldrum (On Moderation)]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

I'm sorry this is just crazy what is it about the Wii that makes it so evil? I own a Wii and I'm running around town eatting babies I'm sorry this is maddness.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

I'm sorry this is just crazy what is it about the Wii that makes it so evil? I own a Wii and I'm running around town eatting babies I'm sorry this is maddness.

It is indeed. Christian parents, let this be a warning to you: if you let your kids waggle a wii stick, they'll either end up smited dead by God like the sinner in the original post, or running around town eating babies like this maniac.

[FeelSorry4Myself]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Yeah, I am sure most Wii owners are shaking in fear while the child molesters are still fondling those fear stricken kids penises and rectums.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Yeah, I am sure most Wii owners are shaking in fear while the child molesters are still fondling those fear stricken kids penises and rectums.

Friend,

They aren't, sadly, but they should be. People are just out to hurt each other these days.

[Meldrum (On Moderation)]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Well it's not my fault babies are so delicious. Clearly God designed them to be eaten. Anyways you guys take a gay person and because he stood next to a video game at some point in his life it clearly has to be video games that made him gay.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

God will not smite down the ungodly at our command. He will smite them in his own time, at his own discretion. He has a plan for us all. He just chooses not to reveal his plan until after it has happened, sort of like a Holy surprise party, but with destruction, plagues and pestilence instead of presents, balloons and cake.
Just because you don't see people getting struck by lightning, or squashed by trucks, or just falling over like bowling pins every time you walk down the street, doesn't mean God isn't busy giving them cancer or anaemia or kidney failure or gallstones or arthritis or halitosis, or spasticism, or the perversion of blindness, or some other slow torturous disease that we don't yet have a name for.
Do you see? Thankfully most scourges of God can be avoided by regular church attendance and plenty of tithing. Jesus uses that money to feed the weak and clothe the hungry as he sees fit. Once he's done all that unpleasant stuff, there's alweays enough money left over to put avgas in the Pastors Gulfstreams, ivory grips and gold plating on our personal sidearms and leather upholstery in our new Hummers, so that his Pastors may continue to deliver the word of God to every corner of the globe.
So do you see? You not understanding the way in which Jesus chooses to dispense his love, doesn't mean it isnt being done right before your very eyes.
Deuteronomy 3:24
O Lord GOD, thou hast begun to shew thy servant thy greatness, and thy mighty hand: for what God is there in heaven or in earth, that can do according to thy works, and according to thy might?

[Brother V]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Oh i can do this one too, lets find subjective and jingoistic bible quotes,

Matthew 5:44

But I say unto you, love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you

Do you know WHY the Bible (KJV1611) says to do nice things to your enemies?

Romans 12:20 Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head.


It's torture for them to get these nice things from you.

YIC
V

[Meldrum (On Moderation)]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

I've been playing Mario games since I was 3 years old and I'm not gay, a murderer, a thief, or a sinner of any sorts.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

I've been playing Mario games since I was 3 years old and I'm not gay, a murderer, a thief, or a sinner of any sorts.

We're supposed to take your' word on this? You could be just some atheist saying this to make Christians look bad.

[Sparx Gone]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

I just hope this story serves as a lesson to others that computer games are evil and the all mighty is as his name states

[Save my soul]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

God will not smite down the ungodly at our command. He will smite them in his own time, at his own discretion. He has a plan for us all. He just chooses not to reveal his plan until after it has happened, sort of like a Holy surprise party, but with destruction, plagues and pestilence instead of presents, balloons and cake.
Just because you don't see people getting struck by lightning, or squashed by trucks, or just falling over like bowling pins every time you walk down the street, doesn't mean God isn't busy giving them cancer or anaemia or kidney failure or gallstones or arthritis or halitosis, or spasticism, or the perversion of blindness, or some other slow torturous disease that we don't yet have a name for.
Do you see? Thankfully most scourges of God can be avoided by regular church attendance and plenty of tithing. Jesus uses that money to feed the weak and clothe the hungry as he sees fit. Once he's done all that unpleasant stuff, there's alweays enough money left over to put avgas in the Pastors Gulfstreams, ivory grips and gold plating on our personal sidearms and leather upholstery in our new Hummers, so that his Pastors may continue to deliver the word of God to every corner of the globe.
So do you see? You not understanding the way in which Jesus chooses to dispense his love, doesn't mean it isnt being done right before your very eyes.

Ok, this whole diatribe has just proven how much of a joke this website is! It amazes me that you can all continue on in your little dreamworld, oblivious to the fact that people from all over the world come here to tell you how amazingly ignorant you are. I have no problem with your faith, what I do have a problem is your militant enforcing of it, and damnation of anyone who disagrees with you. People like you are the bane of the modern world, you deserve to rot in hell with all the other extremists, no matter what religion.

Ivory grips and gold plating on your sidearms? Is this where the money people donate goes to? Or does that paypal button at the bottom of the screen that Ezekiel is so keen on preaching about lead straight to Jesus's personal holy bank account?

Why do you need a gold plated handgun to deliver the lords message? Or drive a hummer? You're ridiculous, the lot of you.

Gentlemen it sounds to me that you all worship the dollar more than Jesus.

[Save my soul]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

God will not smite down the ungodly at our command. He will smite them in his own time, at his own discretion. He has a plan for us all. He just chooses not to reveal his plan until after it has happened, sort of like a Holy surprise party, but with destruction, plagues and pestilence instead of presents, balloons and cake.
Just because you don't see people getting struck by lightning, or squashed by trucks, or just falling over like bowling pins every time you walk down the street, doesn't mean God isn't busy giving them cancer or anaemia or kidney failure or gallstones or arthritis or halitosis, or spasticism, or the perversion of blindness, or some other slow torturous disease that we don't yet have a name for.
Do you see? Thankfully most scourges of God can be avoided by regular church attendance and plenty of tithing. Jesus uses that money to feed the weak and clothe the hungry as he sees fit. Once he's done all that unpleasant stuff, there's alweays enough money left over to put avgas in the Pastors Gulfstreams, ivory grips and gold plating on our personal sidearms and leather upholstery in our new Hummers, so that his Pastors may continue to deliver the word of God to every corner of the globe.
So do you see? You not understanding the way in which Jesus chooses to dispense his love, doesn't mean it isnt being done right before your very eyes.

Ok, this whole diatribe has just proven how much of a joke this website is! It amazes me that you can all continue on in your little dreamworld, oblivious to the fact that people from all over the world come here to tell you how amazingly ignorant you are. I have no problem with your faith, what I do have a problem is your militant enforcing of it, and damnation of anyone who disagrees with you. People like you are the bane of the modern world, you deserve to rot in hell with all the other extremists, no matter what religion.

Ivory grips and gold plating on your sidearms? Is this where the money people donate goes to? Or does that paypal button at the bottom of the screen that Ezekiel is so keen on preaching about lead straight to Jesus's personal holy bank account?

Why do you need a gold plated handgun to deliver the lords message? Or drive a hummer? You're ridiculous, the lot of you.

Gentlemen it sounds to me that you all worship the dollar more than Jesus.