I NEED HELP

[scotty]

Ok in geometry class im sitting next to a gay kid named dexter. what should i do. i dont want to talke to him or get involved with him in anyway. any suggestions?

[Deaner]

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In Landover we call the cops and tell them some queer's sitting next to my kid at school. It's looked after in 15 minutes. What kind of hell-hole do you live in friend?

[Talitha]

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Ok in geometry class im sitting next to a gay kid named dexter. what should i do. i dont want to talke to him or get involved with him in anyway. any suggestions?

You need to get moved out of that Schoolroom pretty fast.
AIDS is contagious and if that kid sneezes you'll become Homer too.

[VictoryOS]

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What do you expect from a kid named Dexter? "Dexter" is awful close to "sexter", and "sexter" sounds like some kind of dirty toy for sodomizing purposes. Smite him.

[scotty]

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victory you arent a lesbian or anything? because you know "DICKtoria" thanks for the info i'll ask my teacher if i can switch seats

[VictoryOS]

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victory you arent a lesbian or anything? because you know "DICKtoria" thanks for the info i'll ask my teacher if i can switch seats

Not since I found CHRIST! But I mean, if you're a lesbian, maybe we could get together and talk about it sometime...

In the name of Christ, of course.

[Glendora Christianson]

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Ok in geometry class im sitting next to a gay kid named dexter. what should i do. i dont want to talke to him or get involved with him in anyway. any suggestions?

You may want to ask Dexter to sew curtains for your mother's kitchen. This will make a nice Christmas present as long as you don't tell her you made them, which would be sure to give her a scare. But once Dexter is through with the curtains, you should stone him according to our Holy Bible. I would suggest that you sell tickets to the stoning and contribute the money to God's favorite church (LBC of course!) HELPFUL MOTHER GLENDORA

[saintluke]

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yea you need help...just dont talk to the kid if you have a problem with him being gay


wow

oh and AIDS can only be transmitted through blood and semen or vaginal fluid kthnx

[Bobby-Joe]

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yea you need help...just dont talk to the kid if you have a problem with him being gay


wow

oh and AIDS can only be transmitted through blood and semen or vaginal fluid kthnx

LIES! AIDS is transmitted by causal contact, the AIDS demons are spread threw sweat and tears. Witches spread AIDs by spitting in people's faces.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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yea you need help...just dont talk to the kid if you have a problem with him being gay


wow

oh and AIDS can only be transmitted through blood and semen or vaginal fluid kthnx

Let me guess.....

You're a Godless sodomite who has come into our Christian forum to spew hatred and advance your radical queer agenda.

[sperare]

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Let me guess.....

You're a Godless sodomite who has come into our Christian forum to spew hatred and advance your radical queer agenda.

..........I had a gay kid in our school last year. I just didn't talk to him. I talked to him once, and that was only when he asked me if I wanted to buy raffle tickets.

Oh nooooes I got aids [/sarcasm]

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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..........I had a gay kid in our school last year. I just didn't talk to him. I talked to him once, and that was only when he asked me if I wanted to buy raffle tickets.

Oh nooooes I got aids [/sarcasm]

What is "selling raffle tickets" a euphemism for?

You might well have caught the AIDS off him. Jesus sent the AIDS to punish queers for their iniquities. Your sarcastic smartmouth won't make much of an impression when you're being anally assaulted for all eternity in the raperooms of hell.

[sperare]

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What is "selling raffle tickets" a euphemism for?

You might well have caught the AIDS off him. Jesus sent the AIDS to punish queers for their iniquities. Your sarcastic smartmouth won't make much of an impression when you're being anally assaulted for all eternity in the raperooms of hell.

Raffle ticket is a way to raise money for school. Many prizes are created by teachers and/or staff. Raffle tickets are then sold by the students of the school. This money is then used for field trips. You sell the raffle ticket, write down their Address, phone number, and name. They give you the money. There is then a ticket choosing where someone picks a few tickets out of a basket and whoever they pick win the prize. There are often 2nd and 3rd prizes too.

[VictoryOS]

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Raffle ticket is a way to raise money for school. Many prizes are created by teachers and/or staff. Raffle tickets are then sold by the students of the school. This money is then used for field trips. You sell the raffle ticket, write down their Address, phone number, and name. They give you the money. There is then a ticket choosing where someone picks a few tickets out of a basket and whoever they pick win the prize. There are often 2nd and 3rd prizes too.

Sounds like a scam to me. Do you go to a jew school?

[sperare]

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Sounds like a scam to me. Do you go to a jew school?

It's a way to earn money for the school. You know to have fun? Call what you want but it benefits the school.