[WilliamShatner]

Re: Is this place for real?

Of course we are for real. Did you read our FAQ? You can find the link in my signature.

What about your ToS? It clearly states that the Landover Baptist Church does not exist.
"The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody."

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html

I don't get you guys.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Is this place for real?

Nobody reads those -- it's all boilerplate. I think it's something our lawyers put in there to help defend against lawsuits.

I like your choice of user name, friend. T.J. Hooker used to be my favorite show.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[JennyD]

Re: Is this place for real?

Maybe you'd have less /B/Tards if you people stopped acting like video games are evil

So are you suggesting that people who play video games are tards?

That's not a very polite thing to say.

We believe that people who play video games are, at a minimum, distracted from God; at worst, they're being brainwashed by Super Mario Gaylaxies into a homersexual deathstyle. We do NOT believe that all people who play video games are tards.

You, sir, are a very rude "man".

After perusing this site for a good thirty minutes, I've decided it's fake. Tons of trolls come here to bash on christians, while the "real" christians inhabiting this site are actually fellow trolls taking turns playing the devil's advocate.

That's my conspiracy theory anyways.

I bet you're a supporter of Ron Paul, aren't you?

[Frater Matthias]

Re: Is this place for real?

What about your ToS? It clearly states that the Landover Baptist Church does not exist.
"The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/divine revelation."

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html

I don't get you guys.

That is true. TOS never lies. This is just a place to get a few laughs out of. I wish the Westboro Baptist Church had a forum too.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Is this place for real?

That is true. TOS never lies. This is just a place to get a few laughs out of. I wish the Westboro Baptist Church had a forum too.

First of all, we are nothing like those liberal pansies at Westboro Baptist Church. Second of all, we are serious folks with a serious mission. We are getting people saved here.

Look around this forum. Do you really believe the hundred thousand plus posts here are just an elaborate set-up for "a few laughs"?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Is this place for real?

That is true. TOS never lies. This is just a place to get a few laughs out of. I wish the Westboro Baptist Church had a forum too.

Great, a typical cheep atheist cheep shot. You Darwinist can't win any arguements with us good Christians so you say were a joke or call Nazis or claim we are racists. While you are at it why don't you go for broke on the childish Internet sleaze moves and call us child molesters and threaten to sue us?

But that's not my question for you Frater Matthais; my question is how does one get so bitter and unhappy that they become an atheist like you? I've always been curious about this because atheists are such misable people I can't imagine why anyone would become one.

[JennyD]

Re: Is this place for real?

Look around this forum. Do you really believe the hundred thousand plus posts here are just an elaborate set-up for "a few laughs"?

Now, THAT is FUNNY!

[Frater Matthias]

Re: Is this place for real?

Great, a typical cheep atheist cheep shot. You Darwinist can't win any arguements with us good Christians so you say were a joke or call Nazis or claim we are racists. While you are at it why don't you go for broke on the childish Internet sleaze moves and call us child molesters and threaten to sue us?

But that's not my question for you Frater Matthais; my question is how does one get so bitter and unhappy that they become an atheist like you? I've always been curious about this because atheists are such misable people I can't imagine why anyone would become one.

Now whats all of this accusations of me being an atheist? Jumping to conclusions, no?

And also, it's Matthias, arguments, and miserable, if I've interpreted that last word correctly.

Now, THAT is FUNNY!

Isn't it?

[lazors]

Re: Is this place for real?

So are you suggesting that people who play video games are tards?

That's not a very polite thing to say.

We believe that people who play video games are, at a minimum, distracted from God; at worst, they're being brainwashed by Super Mario Gaylaxies into a homersexual deathstyle. We do NOT believe that all people who play video games are tards.

/b/tards are the name of those who are regulars of the /b/ board on 4chan. Fox news did a special on them once, I'm surprised you missed it.

[Brother Habbo]

Re: Is this place for real?

/b/tards are the name of those who are regulars of the /b/ board on 4chan. Fox news did a special on them once, I'm surprised you missed it.

Those pimply-faced masterbaters are all going to burn in Hell forever, and Sweet Merciful Baby Jesus is going to send them there. Amen!