Another reason to homeschool

[eliot mayfield]

Public schools are just plain Liebral homer infested dens of sin. I work in the system trying to bring Jesus into the lives of these poor kids, but I'm thwarted at every turn.

Now look at this:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/18/no.tag.ap/index.html

Officials at an elementary school south of Boston have banned kids from playing tag, touch football and any other unsupervised chase game during recess for fear they'll get hurt and hold the school liable.
Recess is "a time when accidents can happen," said Willett Elementary School Principal Gaylene Heppe, who approved the ban.

Now, I ask you, how are we supposed to raise big strong soldiers to fight mooslims when they can't even play touch football? I smell Homers behind this. They want our kids weak! That's right, those limp wristed pansies could never molest a healthy strong male, so they're turning them all into weak little wimps!
Home school your kid and on holidays send it to a boot camp for kids!

[Hushed_Agony]

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Now, I ask you, how are we supposed to raise big strong soldiers to fight mooslims when they can't even play touch football? I smell Homers behind this. They want our kids weak! That's right, those limp wristed pansies could never molest a healthy strong male, so they're turning them all into weak little wimps!
Home school your kid and on holidays send it to a boot camp for kids!

That is the time when you learn the flight or fight repsonse. The time when you become man/woman or homer/lezbeun. And now they dare ban this test of aptitude? The world is definately going to the homers and the likes of them. Dodgeball.........gettin' your arse kicked so hard, you have to clear your throat to fart......that's what it's all about, pansy homers and their rights

YIC
Hushed

[Glendora Christianson]

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That is the time when you learn the flight or fight repsonse. The time when you become man/woman or homer/lezbeun. And now they dare ban this test of aptitude? The world is definately going to the homers and the likes of them. Dodgeball.........gettin' your arse kicked so hard, you have to clear your throat to fart......that's what it's all about, pansy homers and their rights

YIC
Hushed

I can't agree more! I am terribly concerned that our young boys might be forced to make dolls out of hollyhocks instead of practicing thier marksmanship during recess. And whatever happend to that delightful football game called "Smear the Queer"? My son Skeeter always enjoyed smearing that queer and forming a big mound of bodies on top of the queer. Of course, Skeeter never complained when it was his turn to catch the ball either. I blame the lazy homemakers of today . . . I used to enjoy the challenge of pre-treating the ground in grass stains on Skeeter's pants. And I could hardly wait to take the clothes out of the washer, just so I could perform my own before and after test, just like on TV!

[Hushed_Agony]

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I can't agree more! I am terribly concerned that our young boys might be forced to make dolls out of hollyhocks instead of practicing thier marksmanship during recess. And whatever happend to that delightful football game called "Smear the Queer"? My son Skeeter always enjoyed smearing that queer and forming a big mound of bodies on top of the queer. Of course, Skeeter never complained when it was his turn to catch the ball either. I blame the lazy homemakers of today . . . I used to enjoy the challenge of pre-treating the ground in grass stains on Skeeter's pants. And I could hardly wait to take the clothes out of the washer, just so I could perform my own before and after test, just like on TV!

I knew those many games of smear the queer played as a young pup would have bearing on my decisions today. I think there ought to be an adult smear the queer team. I am pretty sure I could get a few of our Godly members of the forum to sign up. And I think it would become more than just smear em'........... BTW Sister Glendora, do you know a good piece to get out blood stains as well as grass stains, because I am pretty sure we would have a few of those as well.

YIC
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[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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The school's decision is just so totally wrong. If our precious children aren't out running around, engaged in wholesome and harmless physical activities like beating up anyone who dares to be different, what will they spend recess doing? No doubt, they'll stay indoors, reading satanically inspired books like On the Origin of Species, Heather Has Two Mommies, and the NIV. Then they'll spend too much time re-thinking things on which the Pastors have already given the definitive answers, and we know just where that leads -- atheism, homerism, and voting Demon-cretin.

[Rain]

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Really now, we all know that if a young soldier for Christ is injured during recess, it is because He wanted it to be, so that said child could learn that he has to be a strong, manly warrior for Christ!! Not a nancy little crying homer. It's hardly some secular liebral school's fault now is it?

Really...these Unsaved homers get more and more retarded everyday. I can't wait until He decides that He's had enough and casts them all into Hell!

~Rain

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Satan is responsible for the SISSIFICATION of America!

Everyone DOES NOT deserve a trophy. A loser is a LOSER and should be made to feel so.

Politcal correctness is also a tool from Satan. If you are fat, admit it! You are FAT, not "big boned". If you are a tard, you are not "mentally challenged", you are a TARD. Let's call a spade a spade here. I'm sick to death of people sugarcoating everything so we can live in a "feel good society". All they are doing is creating more overly sensitive, self important, wrongly entitled homos.


Upset, Sister Thumper

[Ixi]

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Geez, can't you show some compassion to mentally challenged people? Its not thier fault they were born that way.

[Talitha]

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Geez, can't you show some compassion to mentally challenged people? Its not thier fault they were born that way.

"Mentally Challenged"??!!?

Why you Lieberal Zealot!!
If a person is a Mong then It's because Jesus Christ™ our Lord© hates them. If they haven't inflicted it on themselves then it's caused by some action by the parents that Jesus© objected to.

[Ixi]

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Hating them before thier even born? Wow, thats pretty stupid.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Hating them before thier even born? Wow, thats pretty stupid.

Friend,

God knew about their sins before He created the world. If they are going to do something disgusting enough then don't you think God would want to stop that?

[Talitha]

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Hating them before thier even born? Wow, thats pretty stupid.

I agree, you would think the child's parents would think about the unborn child before upsetting Jesus©.
Perhaps if they would read their Bible(KJV1611) instead of going down to the Bar getting stinking drunk then maybe their child would be a normal True Christian™.

[Brother Temperance]

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Hating them before thier even born? Wow, thats pretty stupid.

Life begins at conception! Who knows what sort of sins those nasty little buggers were getting up to in the womb.

[Deaner]

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Geez, can't you show some compassion to mentally challenged people? Its not thier fault they were born that way.

xIx; you're back. Praise Jesus!

No, it may not be their fault. It's most likely the parents or someone further back in their family.

Daniel 9:16
O LORD, according to all thy righteousness, I beseech thee, let thine anger and thy fury be turned away from thy city Jerusalem, thy holy mountain: because for our sins, and for the iniquities of our fathers, Jerusalem and thy people are become a reproach to all that are about us.

You see, Jesus will force you to live under the sins of your family. Why? Because He still loves you and wants you to repent.

You don't want a little retard baby do you XiX? No, I didn't think so. Now please don't make Baby Jesus cry any longer. Repent and join the True Christians of Landover.

Dean

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Life begins at conception! Who knows what sort of sins those nasty little buggers were getting up to in the womb.

Brother, I do believe I have found something wrong with the way Christianity is understood. Since the father is alive and the man's GODLY seed is alive, and a case can probably be made that the woman is alive during fornication, although it is impossible to tell, and since lusting after a woman is EXACTLY the same as fornicating with her according to JESUS, life must begin BEFORE conception.

I believe we need to think about this. It could mean, for instance, that if you have already fornicated with the girl you see walking down the street by lusting after her, but she didn't yell 'rape', you pre-own her even if you never saw her before.