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  • Two-Dollar Bill
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 532

    #1

    Is the Phillie Phanatic Gay? (My kids asked.)

    Hi all, I know this is kind of a strange topic but I've fumbled with providing my kids with a good answer for about two weeks now with no success. Perhaps you might have some input or guidance for me.

    As you know I have three boys (five, seven and nine) and since we live in Northern Europe I've ordered the MLB.tv package so the family can watch baseball on the computer machine. (I don't want the kids growing up with this handball and floorball crap, but would rather have them learn about teamwork from a real man's sport.)

    A few weeks ago we were watching a game between Philadelphia and Houston and the kids were highly entertained by the Phillies mascot - the Phillie Phanatic. If you aren't familiar it's a big green bird thing that has been around since the 1970's and who's real purpose is to make the games more family friendly. See below.


    The Phillie Phanatic and Dubya

    Anywho, the kids were really getting a kick out of the Phanatics antics. So after the game we went searching around the net trying to find some additional videos of the Phanatic. And that is when I came across the video below. (Sadly the boys saw part of it before I could turn it off.)



    Basically, what we have here, is a cross-dressing Phanatic carried onto the field by a bunch of half naked men. It then proceeds to harangue and flirt with one of the opposing team's players. Color me stupid, but I don't really consider that to be good wholesome family fun. Even my nine year old had a look of complete bewilderment and confusion on his face after seeing some of this.

    How exactly should I explain this to my kids? Is the Phanatic sending a message that being a cross-dressing gay is alright to children out there? Children can be very impressionable at this age, and they obviously see something in the Phanatic that they connect with. My kids obviously understand that it is a man in a costume, but I don't think that is really an excuse for such degenerate behavior on the part of the team. I think I may need to re-evaluate my list of supportable MLB teams and change the Phillies to not worthy for a start.

    Thanks for listening to my woes and I look forward to your thoughts and opinions.

    Yours in faith,
    Two-Dollar Bill
    Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."
  • Youth Minister Harry
    Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 832

    #2
    Re: Is the Phillie Phanatic Gay? (My kids asked.)

    Brother Bill, this is just ANOTHER example of how the homo-liberal agenda has infiltrated even the most family oriented activities in America. I'm horrified that your children were able to witness this, and deeply saddened to think of all of the countless thousands of other young boys who were exposed to this senseless homosensual display.

    I'll be hosting a week-long camp out retreat for children of True Christians™ who have been affected by displays of homosexuality, and I'd be thrilled to include your three boys (especially the 9 year old) at no cost. When we see faggotry sprouting up, we've got to lick it in the bud!

    Prancing In The Blood Of The Holy Infant,
    Harry Lester
    Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
    -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22363

      #3
      Re: Is the Phillie Phanatic Gay? (My kids asked.)

      All those Disney puppets are gay.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Two-Dollar Bill
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 532

        #4
        Re: Is the Phillie Phanatic Gay? (My kids asked.)

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        All those Disney puppets are gay.
        That is why we provide our children with a Disney-free home. Which is the way every good parent should have it.
        Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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        • Brother Harold Porter
          Landover Senior Outreach
          Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 8236

          #5
          Re: Is the Phillie Phanatic Gay? (My kids asked.)

          Deplorable filth Brother and clearly another assault on Christian morals by the vicious homosexual agenda. As if that vile freak was born (hatched) as a sissyfag preoccupied with soliciting sodomy with such lewd gyrations and behavior. And all I heard were the queers cheering him on because one of "them" was in the spotlight.

          This devilry sends the wrong message to our youth and has no place in the Christian home.

          In Christ
          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Is the Phillie Phanatic Gay? (My kids asked.)

            Brother, I had to watch that video three times before I could get through the whole thing.

            Obviously, the Phillie Phanatic is a depraved furry trying to seduce the masculine ball-player with the large bat into disgusting sodomania. Can you imagine?!

            If you will pardon me, I'm going to pray now.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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