[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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or to end up like me as a kid, one who self mutilates all of the time and draws pictures in blood on the bathroom and loves to cause pain to small animals to suppress the mental damage that was done onto me by hatred of my father. Just don't do it.

Ah, that explains all your emo whining! You are an emo whiner! And you hate your father, God, and everyone else!
Do I think you should start praying and search for Jesus? Yes. But even before that, there is a step you should take... Get over it. Your father did what he did, whether out of Christian love or alcoholic rage, I don't know, but he did what he did. Now get over it. Be a man and take responsibility for your own life instead of being a pathetic emo whiner.
"Wah! I cut myself because of my daddy!"
"Wah! I hurt animals because of my daddy!"
"Wah! I have sex with strange men then strangle them because of my daddy!"
It's not your father making you take a knife to yourself, an animal, or the drifter who you let sodomize you behind the dumpster. It was you. Everything else is just an excuse.
Grow up. Take responsibility for your own life. Once you do that, we can talk about getting you on the road to salvation.

[Juliette]

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I suggest you don't beat your kid at all. Especially not for half an hour, that's being abusive. Unless you want your kid to end up like you, a Christian freak who takes everything in the Bible out of context and thinks all of the world is evil accept you and freaks of your kind, or to end up like me as a kid, one who self mutilates all of the time and draws pictures in blood on the bathroom and loves to cause pain to small animals to suppress the mental damage that was done onto me by hatred of my father. Just don't do it.

The bible tells us to sister Datsihyu.

Proverbs 23:13, 14

13Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.

14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

[Brother_Maxi]

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The song chop suey has... nothing to do with the food

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Dearest Friends,

When you have to smack your kids around for disobeying your commands (and hence, God's), to the tune of what music do you beat them? One of my lady borders has gotten in the family way, and I want to rough the kid up a little in utero just to show him who's boss. I was thinking a half-hour beating to salsa music, or some other precussion-heavy style, but your input would be warmly welcomed.

Yours in Him,
BAB

First of all, beating up a baby before it's born to show it who's boss? It has no concept of the meaning of "boss." It has no concept of language.

Second, unless you are its daddy, you have no claim to the title of boss where it's concerned. And if you are its daddy, why are you fornicating with one of your boarders and creating bastards?

Your question reminds me of "A Clockwork Orange."

[Bobby-Joe]

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First of all, beating up a baby before it's born to show it who's boss? It has no concept of the meaning of "boss." It has no concept of language.

Second, unless you are its daddy, you have no claim to the title of boss where it's concerned. And if you are its daddy, why are you fornicating with one of your boarders and creating bastards?

Your question reminds me of "A Clockwork Orange."

Dance's

Your' young and excitable so Bab's important theological point when over your silly girly head; the "boss" Bab wants to show the child is God. The child needs to learn that instant judgment, stern, savage and painful will be upon him at any moment for any reason. God could have that baby killed before it it is born, it needs to learn to turn itself life over to Jesus before it is too late!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Dance's

Your' young and excitable so Bab's important theological point when over your silly girly head; the "boss" Bab wants to show the child is God. The child needs to learn that instant judgment, stern, savage and painful will be upon him at any moment for any reason. God could have that baby killed before it it is born, it needs to learn to turn itself life over to Jesus before it is too late!

Don't talk down to me.

It will not develop an understanding of theological concepts like judgement by being pummeled in utero. It may very well sustain brain damage as a result of BAB's "ministrations" so severe that it will never understand anything at all.

Not to mention that he is also committing the crime of battery, for which the woman he is hitting can (and should) have him arrested.

[hockeyfan87]

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the song You'll all burn in hell by Your lost morals would have a great tempo for beating a child

[Nobar King]

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Hopefully it's about 80 bpm... I find that to be a particularly efficient meter for repeated spankings.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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the song You'll all burn in hell by Your lost morals would have a great tempo for beating a child

Tori, are you really 17? Didn't your father lay on the beatings when you stepped out of line?

What kind of perverted family do you come from?

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friend,

It may very well sustain brain damage as a result of BAB's "ministrations" so severe that it will never understand anything at all.

Speaking from experience, I see...

Yours in Him,
bab <--- salsalicious!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Dear Friend,



Speaking from experience, I see...

Yours in Him,
bab <--- salsalicious!

Nope - my folks never beat me and I turned out just fine.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Nope - my folks never beat me and I turned out just fine.

While I do not doubt the former, the latter is obviously not true in any way.

"Turning out fine" does not include being a smart-mouthed feminazi idol-worshiping harlot.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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While I do not doubt the former, the latter is obviously not true in any way.

"Turning out fine" does not include being a smart-mouthed feminazi idol-worshiping harlot.

Intelligent, outspoken, feminist, Pagan with a healthy libido sounds fine to me.

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friends,

I have settled on the climax of "Ode to [Dances with] Joy," with a tennis racket. Thank you for your input.

Yours in Him,
bab

[Nobar King]

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Intelligent, outspoken, feminist, Pagan with a healthy libido sounds fine to me.

You're like a broken record. We get it already. When are you going to turn your life over to Jesus?