iPads Doom Nations. GOD ALMIGHTY Is Destroying Them!

[worshiper29]

iPads Doom Nations is a theologically sound yet, Biblical soul-filling statement™
iPads are a sign of the end times! Millions sold, and people can't get enough of this evil in their homes. Yes, that means engaging in that all too familiar game of Angry Birds.


Now with recent reports of production shortfall cause of LCD and speaker issues, it's apparent God is in charge!!

http://www.tuaw.com/2011/04/22/ipad-2-production-shortfall-cause-lcd-and-speaker-issues/

God sent those defects for a reason, you wicked perverts...rid yourself of this tab god!


Exodus 22:20~ He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

Romans 1:18 ~ 18For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness (<--------holding and owning the iPad)



God is ruining these iDevices, "glory!" someone in this thread shout "glory!".


GLORY!

[lukasekman]

Re: iPads Doom Nations. GOD ALMIGHTY Is Destroying Them!

I'm glad to hear that. The Apple ideology is to brainwash people into thinking that file management is a thing of the past. You need the bloatware gayTunes if you want to do something that resemble a basic copy operation. Without a file manager, you have absolutely no chance to discover if Steve Jobs and his minions store gay porn on your device.

GayTunes is also a confirmed cause of blue screens in Windows Vista

Sincerely in Christ, Lukas

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: iPads Doom Nations. GOD ALMIGHTY Is Destroying Them!

Only Apple could turn a filthy female hygiene product into something everyone wants to have in their lap.

[worshiper29]

Re: iPads Doom Nations. GOD ALMIGHTY Is Destroying Them!

I'm glad to hear that. The Apple ideology is to brainwash people into thinking that file management is a thing of the past. You need the bloatware gayTunes if you want to do something that resemble a basic copy operation. Without a file manager, you have absolutely no chance to discover if Steve Jobs and his minions store gay porn on your device.

GayTunes is also a confirmed cause of blue screens in Windows Vista

Sincerely in Christ, Lukas

Only Apple could turn a filthy female hygiene product into something everyone wants to have in their lap.

Amen. Steve Jobs is one of Satan's minions, as we know. I was eating at a local mall and I saw an iPad drawing and nearly threw up all my food. Sickening.