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  • Mrs. Rogers
    compassion personified
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2692

    #91
    Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

    So the Japs developed a new type of sound-activated technology, is that right? Only the sound must be filthy, disgusting, lewd ... does screaming (may GOD forgive me) "Wiiiii!" turn the console on?! Dreadful, just dreadful! However, such depravity is a sure sign that these are the End Times©; a silver lining around a slitty-eyed yellow cloud.

    Needless to say, all oriental inventions give me the heebie-jeebies ... their high technology is very, very odd indeed, and I cannot make head nor tail of it.

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    • gm jack
      Unsaved trash, teenaged Godmocker
      • Mar 2010
      • 142

      #92
      Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

      That picture seems to confuse the world, and is appears to be the japanese just being weird.
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #93
        Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

        She's putting the vibrating controller in her SKIRT!
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #94
          Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

          Has anyone ever tested Japans water supply? Seriously, there is something wrong with that country.
          Drama queen

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22352

            #95
            Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            Has anyone ever tested Japans water supply? Seriously, there is something wrong with that country.
            I highly doubt it is in their water, but I don't think it is somethign a few nukes could not fix.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Brian Payne
              Unsaved Trash, Rabid foreign godmocker
              • Nov 2011
              • 78

              #96
              Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              If that "bad way" is clearly the purpose which it was manufactured for, then yes!
              No, it was not intended to be bad, thats just what some people do with it. Were airplanes supposed to kill people? nope just faster transportation. Just cause someone killed someone with it doesnt make airplanes evil, promote anal sex, homos, rainbows, or any other stuff.
              Lev.20:13
              If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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