[Dawkings]

Re: My Wife Gave My Son An Enema = Promoting Homersexuality!

Godly discipline isn't the same thing as the "beatings" you heathens refer to it as. I'm trying to save her soul! Eternal Life® is what it's all about.

Well, 'God' hasn't actually said anything about showing your wife physical discipline for an enema specifically. Beating up someone will not make them reconsider their actions but most likely resent you and probably report you to the local authority.
Adding onto that I don't think neither your wife or your son enjoyed it and just did it to get rid of your son's constipation.

[worshiper29]

Re: My Wife Gave My Son An Enema = Promoting Homersexuality!

Well, 'God' hasn't actually said anything about showing your wife physical discipline for an enema specifically. Beating up someone will not make them reconsider their actions but most likely resent you and probably report you to the local authority.
Adding onto that I don't think neither your wife or your son enjoyed it and just did it to get rid of your son's constipation.

You do realize by defending her actions, you are just as bad as she is? You are showing the deceit and evil in your heart, but I can't help, the Bible makes it clear!

Jeremiah 17:9 ~ The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

Enemas are certainly not mentioned in the Bible, because they didn't exist! They were invented by the evil homers so they had ONE more excuse to insert an object up their tail end other than a penis or dildo!

People ate fiber back in those days without sticking an object up their own, or someone else's rear end. It's no wonder we as humans see this as disgusting, because it is!

[Dawkings]

Re: My Wife Gave My Son An Enema = Promoting Homersexuality!

You do realize by defending her actions, you are just as bad as she is? You are showing the deceit and evil in your heart, but I can't help, the Bible makes it clear!

Jeremiah 17:9 ~ The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

Enemas are certainly not mentioned in the Bible, because they didn't exist! They were invented by the evil homers so they had ONE more excuse to insert an object up their tail end other than a penis or dildo!

People ate fiber back in those days without sticking an object up their own, or someone else's rear end. It's no wonder we as humans see this as disgusting, because it is!

Well actually the enema (or 'ebers' as it was called back then) was made and used as early as 1500 B.C as a way to take care of your bowels. I don't think you have the authority to speak for all humans when you say that it's disgusting either.

[worshiper29]

Re: My Wife Gave My Son An Enema = Promoting Homersexuality!

Well actually the enema (or 'ebers' as it was called back then) was made and used as early as 1500 B.C as a way to take care of your bowels. I don't think you have the authority to speak for all humans when you say that it's disgusting either.

One thing I CAN mention is that every True Christian™ on this thread believes it to be wrong and contrary to God! They have followed up by showing me the True Light®, why would I go back?

I don't speak for "all humans"...most "humans" are going to hell.

[Dawkings]

Re: My Wife Gave My Son An Enema = Promoting Homersexuality!

One thing I CAN mention is that every True Christian™ on this thread believes it to be wrong and contrary to God! They have followed up by showing me the True Light®, why would I go back?

Go back on what? I didn't ask you to go back on anything, just stated that you were wrong about enemas not being existant when the Bible was created.

Polite request too - please stop putting ™ and ® after phrases, it's quiet irritating.

[worshiper29]

Re: My Wife Gave My Son An Enema = Promoting Homersexuality!

Polite request too - please stop putting ™ and ® after phrases, it's quiet irritating.

True Christian™ is a registered trademark used for sole purposes of showing who His really are...of course that isn't a polite request!

As of now, your status is "Unsaved Trash - Under Investigation" until Pastor Will, Pastor Ezekiel or any of the other authorities see you as otherwise.
I'm hoping to be on my way to becoming a True Christian™ myself! That is what one should long for!

[Dawkings]

Re: My Wife Gave My Son An Enema = Promoting Homersexuality!

True Christian™ is a registered trademark used for sole purposes of showing who His really are...of course that isn't a polite request!

As of now, your status is "Unsaved Trash - Under Investigation" until Pastor Will, Pastor Ezekiel or any of the other authorities see you as otherwise.
I'm hoping to be on my way to becoming a True Christian™ myself! That is what one should long for!

That's disgraceful to refer to people newly registered as trash! 'Saved' or 'unsaved', it's really inappropriate and unnecessary. Heck, the point could've be gotten across by just "Unsaved - Under Investigation".

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: My Wife Gave My Son An Enema = Promoting Homersexuality!

That's disgraceful to refer to people newly registered as trash! 'Saved' or 'unsaved', it's really inappropriate and unnecessary. Heck, the point could've be gotten across by just "Unsaved - Under Investigation".

What do you care how we refer to you, monkey worshiper? You barged into here and started spouting off your opinions unsolicited.

And just so you know, everyone starts off as unsaved trash.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: My Wife Gave My Son An Enema = Promoting Homersexuality!

That's disgraceful to refer to people newly registered as trash! 'Saved' or 'unsaved', it's really inappropriate and unnecessary. Heck, the point could've be gotten across by just "Unsaved - Under Investigation".

So once again the Unsaved trash think it's their responsibility to come into our forum and tell us how to run it, how to live our lives and how we should be sticking things up our butts.

Yet if a True Christian(TM) has the audacity to go onto your boards they are mocked and tortured until you figure out that you can't subdue them into bending to your way of thought, then they are banned and mocked for days afterwards with no ability to defend themselves.

You are unsaved trash in the eyes of God, there is only one way to fix that. Start reading the KJVA1611 AND GET RIGHT WITH GOD!

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: My Wife Gave My Son An Enema = Promoting Homersexuality!

Listen people, the constipation is no a joke cos is something very serious what can cause to you all types of healthy problems, I mean my nephew of 4 years old suffer from this a lot and sometimes they have to put him a remedy, what is sometimes a supositorio and one or 2 times was a enema thing so I don't think is right for people to say 'Oh my God a enema up his bottom so is terribel and gay etc etc'.

Seriously people - be real, a simple solution to a serious problem is no a sin if you're helping a liitle child.

Anyone who think different must ne estupid more that I can to imagine.


YIC, Mari.

[Dawkings]

Re: My Wife Gave My Son An Enema = Promoting Homersexuality!

What do you care how we refer to you, monkey worshiper? You barged into here and started spouting off your opinions unsolicited.

And just so you know, everyone starts off as unsaved trash.

I don't want to be reffered to as anything disrespectful such as trash and "monkey worshipper" is just stupid.

So once again the Unsaved trash think it's their responsibility to come into our forum and tell us how to run it, how to live our lives and how we should be sticking things up our butts.

Yet if a True Christian™ has the audacity to go onto your boards they are mocked and tortured until you figure out that you can't subdue them into bending to your way of thought, then they are banned and mocked for days afterwards with no ability to defend themselves.

You are unsaved trash in the eyes of God, there is only one way to fix that. Start reading the KJVA1611 AND GET RIGHT WITH GOD!

Uh, what? I didn't tell you how to run your forum, live your life or to put things in your butt. I don't go to athiest forums nor am I an admin or moderator of one to ban people.

Listen people, the constipation is no a joke cos is something very serious what can cause to you all types of healthy problems, I mean my nephew of 4 years old suffer from this a lot and sometimes they have to put him a remedy, what is sometimes a supositorio and one or 2 times was a enema thing so I don't think is right for people to say 'Oh my God a enema up his bottom so is terribel and gay etc etc'.

Seriously people - be real, a simple solution to a serious problem is no a sin if you're helping a liitle child.

Anyone who think different must ne estupid more that I can to imagine.


YIC, Mari.

This is correct. I'd add onto your impressive rep if I could, María.
More problematic issues would come from constipation and bowel problems then flushing your bowels out completely.

[worshiper29]

Re: My Wife Gave My Son An Enema = Promoting Homersexuality!

Listen people, the constipation is no a joke cos is something very serious what can cause to you all types of healthy problems, I mean my nephew of 4 years old suffer from this a lot and sometimes they have to put him a remedy, what is sometimes a supositorio and one or 2 times was a enema thing so I don't think is right for people to say 'Oh my God a enema up his bottom so is terribel and gay etc etc'.

Seriously people - be real, a simple solution to a serious problem is no a sin if you're helping a liitle child.

Anyone who think different must ne estupid more that I can to imagine.


YIC, Mari.

Then you are calling all the True Christians™ on this thread "stupid" for calling out this evil. I already mentioned one alternative (fiber), and there are lots of colon cleanse pills, and some weaker ones for children.

You don't have to insert a foreign object into a kid (or adult) and turn our precious children into homers!


Thank God for Pastors like Pastor Will and members like Seth that are giving True Guidance™. Amen!

[Dawkings]

Re: My Wife Gave My Son An Enema = Promoting Homersexuality!

Then you are calling all the True Christians™ on this thread "stupid" for calling out this evil. I already mentioned one alternative (fiber), and there are lots of colon cleanse pills, and some weaker ones for children.

You don't have to insert a foreign object into a kid (or adult) and turn our precious children into homers!


Thank God for Pastors like Pastor Will and members like Seth that are giving True Guidance™. Amen!

You seem to think that putting water in your colon anally to cleanse it makes you homosexual which is completely wrong. Your son and wife did that enema because serious problems can arise from constipation and fiber might not work fast enough and pills can have also serious side effects.
I severely doubt your son is going to start loving penises all of a sudden or ever do an enema again. He probably disliked it even. Your wife didn't enjoy it either, no doubt.

[Saint Elmo]

Re: My Wife Gave My Son An Enema = Promoting Homersexuality!

You sound like a queer.

[worshiper29]

Re: My Wife Gave My Son An Enema = Promoting Homersexuality!

You seem to think that putting water in your colon anally to cleanse it makes you homosexual which is completely wrong.

I never said that...I said inserting a foreign object anally can turn him into a homosexual. An enema is unnatural, and is a foreign object.

Your son and wife did that enema because serious problems can arise from constipation and fiber might not work fast enough and pills can have also serious side effects.

Serious spiritual side effects are worse! If my son becomes a homer, he will go to hell.(1 Cor 6:9, Romans 1) Fiber works fast -- ever hear of prune juice?!?

I severely doubt your son is going to start loving penises all of a sudden or ever do an enema again. He probably disliked it even. Your wife didn't enjoy it either, no doubt.

They both liked it...you are wrong. She felt justified too.