[Microbrain]

Re: Boys should not pee standing up without supervising!

He has to come to me each time he would otherwise touch it, and I make sure to rub and massage it (so that I never leave a part of his member exposed to any wandering hand) while reading a bible passage until urination, or alternatively, expulsion of what appears to be a strange white substance. Usually the latter only occurs when he's really getting into the bible reading, exclaiming things such as "Oh God!" and "YES!" after a particularly riveting line. So far all my personal tests have pointed to the conclusion that when this happens, it's actually my son urinating in so holy a way as to turn his urine milky-white, nearly as white and pure as the Bible that it splatters all over (I don't mind, it's the same bible I use to spank him with, so all it means is that the next time I reprimand him, he'll be doubly humbled by all of his own sticky white urine getting all over his bare bottom. It's doubly humiliating and therefore doubly righteous, I'm doing him a favor really).

That's illegal and down right disgusting. Do you actually know what the "strange white substance is". And if you don't know what it is, how come you have a son?

[jessicababe]

Re: Boys should not pee standing up without supervising!

That's illegal and down right disgusting. Do you actually know what the "strange white substance is". And if you don't know what it is, how come you have a son?

agreed

[MisterM]

Re: Boys should not pee standing up without supervising!

We do not have possibility to home school our children. I was first scared of the restroom policies of the local school. But thanks to Pastor Sampson's example, I found a perfect solution to protect my kids



YiC, M

[Isaac Fisher]

Re: Boys should not pee standing up without supervising!

That's illegal and down right disgusting. Do you actually know what the "strange white substance is". And if you don't know what it is, how come you have a son?

Some people don't pay close inspection to their sinful parts when trying to make a baby. Some people are a bit more decent and respectful to God than that - you may like to look and play around with your wiener and poop-chute but Christians do not.

Have a nice day,
Isaac

[Nobar King]

Re: Boys should not pee standing up without supervising!

Hello, don't you know that suicide is a sin? Maybe you should be suggesting that those fags go and shoot themselves in the face, since they're already going to hell.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Boys should not pee standing up without supervising!

Going back to Jeb's comment on James Dobson's theories, I have one concern with this.

Sign #1 from Dr. Dobson is "

1. A strong feeling that they are "different" from other boys.

Well considering the rampant homosexuality found in our culture, of course any straight boy is going to feel "different" from other boys. After all straight boys don't fantasize about getting it on with cartoon ponies or tentacle monsters.

It's insane that being straight and Holy is "different". I try to take all of the Dobson's advice on raising children. Our daughter, although only 7 months old, is only allowed dolls and cleaning supplies as toys. And if one of my boys picks up the doll (other than to rip its head off or take it out back and use it for target practice) he will be beaten within an inch of his life.