Boys should not pee standing up without supervising!

[MisterM]

Just to remind all of you, never let your young boys urinate standing up without someone supervising them. Today I was shocked when I accidentally happened to enter our bathroom while my son's 7 years old friend was having wee there. He was standing up and had lustful expression on his face while holding his tallywacker. I was so horrified when after peeing he stoked it few times.

I NEVER let my son's pee standing up without me watching them. Young boys like then are satan's primary targets and he can tempt young boys to do filthy things if they touch they willie. Remember what the Bible says:

Genesis 38:9-10 - And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother’s wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. 10 And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also.

Romans 6:13 - Neither yield ye your members as instruments of unrighteousness unto sin: but yield yourselves unto God, as those that are alive from the dead, and your members as instruments of righteousness unto God.

YiC, M

[Henry Poppendorfer]

Re: Boys should not pee standing up without supervising!

Being a veteran penis inspector with many years of experience in the subject of male pediatric health, let me just say that we need more informed parents like you who will see to it, quite literally, that their son doesn't turn into a filthy pervert! Personally, I don't let my son touch his disgusting member in any way, shape, or form. He has to come to me each time he would otherwise touch it, and I make sure to rub and massage it (so that I never leave a part of his member exposed to any wandering hand) while reading a bible passage until urination, or alternatively, expulsion of what appears to be a strange white substance. Usually the latter only occurs when he's really getting into the bible reading, exclaiming things such as "Oh God!" and "YES!" after a particularly riveting line. So far all my personal tests have pointed to the conclusion that when this happens, it's actually my son urinating in so holy a way as to turn his urine milky-white, nearly as white and pure as the Bible that it splatters all over (I don't mind, it's the same bible I use to spank him with, so all it means is that the next time I reprimand him, he'll be doubly humbled by all of his own sticky white urine getting all over his bare bottom. It's doubly humiliating and therefore doubly righteous, I'm doing him a favor really).

[MisterM]

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I started a campaign to forbid underage boy to use public restroom without adult inspector. I have contacted all major malls nearby and I will also going to make posters for the toilet doors to warn parents about the dangers. I'm not talented in graphical design, so help would be appreciated.

YiC, M

[Fleabitten Wolf]

Re: Boys should not pee standing up without supervising!

I started a campaign to forbid underage boy to use public restroom without adult inspector. I have contacted all major malls nearby and I will also going to make posters for the toilet doors to warn parents about the dangers. I'm not talented in graphical design, so help would be appreciated.

YiC, M

They should not be allowed to touch themselves. Someone assigned by one of our Pastor should be doing it.

[Dan U. Holier]

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They should not be allowed to touch themselves. Someone assigned by one of our Pastor should be doing it.

IMHO, not a bad idea at all; if, then it should definitely be someone able to carry the burden of responsibility.

You’re making some progress.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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Giving them lessons on how to pee properly is a good excuse to show your genetals to young boys as Focus On The Family recommends.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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My sons do not have this problem, as I have made them all eunuchs for the Kingdom of Heaven's sake.

It is important to me that they have the opportunity to please God in a way that I never could.

Matthew 19:12 (King James Version) 12For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

God bless my righteous sons.

[Bob4God]

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I wonder if it is possible for parents to obtain catheters for their children?

If so, Christian parents everywhere could simply catheterize their sons to totally bypass the need for them to use toilets.

They could wear the catheter all day, everyday until they were strong in the LORD.

This would also make it virtually impossible (and painful) for children to masturbate.

Two problems solved for the price of one!

[MisterM]

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Two problems solved for the price of one!

Bob, you are genius! Maybe this could be included somehow into the campaign

YiC, M

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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All True Christians(tm) know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homosexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMOSEXURAL!

[MisterM]

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"Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMOSEXURAL!

Amen to that! If the boy is fantasizing about girls, why would he touch private parts of male? And it is not natural to fantasize about girls in the shower. I can honestly say, that girls were never in my mind when I was a young!

YiC, M

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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The good old fashioned male chastity belt works for us.



It's the only way I'll let the Mexican gardener near my house while I'm at the office.

[Dan U. Holier]

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I would make it obligatory by law to apply warning notes like this one…

… in each and every bathroom - public or private - as well as in boys’ bedrooms.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Boys should not pee standing up without supervising!

I started a campaign to forbid underage boy to use public restroom without adult inspector. I have contacted all major malls nearby and I will also going to make posters for the toilet doors to warn parents about the dangers. I'm not talented in graphical design, so help would be appreciated.

YiC, M

I don't know, Brother. That many inspectors would be expensive. Couldn't we build one way mirrors so a few inspectors could inspect what the boys are doing? A sort of Panopticon to see if they're wanking or not, but they can't see you?

That's sound really really effective, unnggghhhh.

[JustGotSaved]

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maybe some Landover women could be enlisted to help out during the pees, so the manly pastors and fathers dont get homerized by handling their boys' boys.

Just give them a white uniform and a nurse cap with a red cross on it, and it'll be completely proper.

Might even get some Never-Touch-Myself Vows from the boys and men if this policy was started at landover.

Miss Talitha might volunteer for it, as long as she keeps her knifes away she could help me even.