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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22363

    #1

    Signs your Child will end up in HELL!

    Todays youth is bombarded by Satanic companies like Disney and Apple with colorful seductive images to assure their eternal stay in Hell. Keeping your child away from all this is a challenging task.

    As always it is extremely important to monitor your child's behavior closely and to stop any dangerous behavior as soon as it occurs. And never spare the rod when you are correcting your child! Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

    Don't spare the rod!


    Sudden interest for magic, demons and satanism.
    Symptoms include reading Harry Potter books, watching Wizards of Waverly Place and attempts to play backgammon. Exodus 22:18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."

    These children will burn in Hell:


    Rebellion, refusal to obey their parents.
    Sudden rebellion or refusal to obey is a clear sign that something is seriously wrong with your child. It is very important that you ignore nonsensical idiots who claim this is called "puberty" and that it is "normal". It is not! 1 Samuel 15:23 "For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king." and also Ephesians 6:1 "Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.".

    The parents are to blame:


    Refusal to eat certain foods.
    This especially applies to children who are getting vegetarian hippie or vegan gay tendencies. If a child isn't eating God's food in great gratitude thanking The Lord for each and every bite, it will burn in Hell for all eternity. God punishes those who are ungrateful: Jeremiah 5:24-25 "Neither say they in their heart, Let us now fear the LORD our God, that giveth rain, both the former and the latter, in his season: he reserveth unto us the appointed weeks of the harvest. Your iniquities have turned away these things, and your sins have withholden good things from you."

    This will end with eternal damnation:
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
  • Dan U. Holier
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 1180

    #2
    Re: Signs your Child will end up in HELL!

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    ...
    As always it is extremely important to monitor your child's behavior closely and to stop any dangerous behavior as soon as it occurs. And never spare the rod when you are correcting your child! Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

    Don't spare the rod!
    I has to be a rod; using bare hand (only) is NOT scripturally correct and leads to tragic outcomes like in case of my niece. Children should learn about the Biblical punishment for mocking of Godly men as well:

    II Kings 2:23-24 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

    That surely taught the annoying brats a lesson!
    Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


    ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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    • lukasekman
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      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 614

      #3
      Re: Signs your Child will end up in HELL!

      I have several rods placed in my house in a grid pattern, so me and my wife can swiftly spank our kids as soon as we see any early warning sings. As long as we're indoors, closest rod is at most five yards away.

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #4
        Re: Signs your Child will end up in HELL!

        Sucking on objects and hands often foretells the child will be gay and therefor HELL-bound.


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