[Love is the Answer ?]

Re: How sluts are made

dats just stoopid about da lolita beds! lolita dun mean anything bad now its just a style. my friend ashleh is a goth lolita n she looks awsome when shes dressed up! dese arent ashleh in dese pictures but dey r what da lolita look is about now.

Thats disgusting.
You're disgusting.
Your friend is disgusting.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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I'm profoundly shocked by this. And also by those dreadful slut goth lust-doll costumes posted. I'm presuming they're real people in them - or are they just amazingly realistic ungodly dolls with working parts that the depraved bombers of Pearl Harbour produce to calm their angst and self-alienation in private whilst cut off from society and salvation in their rooms in between sessions of satanic gaming?

Next they'll be allowing girls to buy dolls with exaggerated bosoms you can dress and undress and make wicked pop songs about.

Thankfully this hasn't happened as far as I'm aware.

[Virgin93]

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They should never go outside without a male family member being present.

Why not, Sir?
Not even when I am safely locked up in my metal underpants?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Why not, Sir?
Not even when I am safely locked up in my metal underpants?

Male members are notoriously flexible my dear, to an almost prehensile degree, if necessary.

[Virgin93]

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Male members are notoriously flexible my dear, to an almost prehensile degree, if necessary.

My steel pants are tight enough to not even let my little finger even close to the forbidden spot.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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My steel pants are tight enough to not even let my little finger even close to the forbidden spot.

You mean the Godforbidden Spot? (G Spot for short)

[Virgin93]

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You mean the Godforbidden Spot? (G Spot for short)

Not only that spot, more or less the whole area down there.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Not only that spot, more or less the whole area down there.

You have an entire area "down there"? I find that an odd boast to make, and quite unbelievable. But if you do have the equivalent of a morbidly obese "big girl area", perhaps something like this printed upon your underwear will suffice, instead of the metal underpants you currently wear?

[Virgin93]

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You have an entire area "down there"? I find that an odd boast to make, and quite unbelievable. But if you do have the equivalent of a morbidly obese "big girl area", perhaps something like this printed upon your underwear will suffice, instead of the metal underpants you currently wear?

not really an area, sorry, for my lack of knowledge in your beautiful language.
I meant just my whole vagina.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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not really an area, sorry, for my lack of knowledge in your beautiful language.
I meant just my whole vagina.

Where does a girl your age learn filthy words like that? Go tell your mother to wash your mouth out with soap.

[Noah Dint]

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Woooaaaaaaa! Hold up a minute there!

I am enjoying the evening sitting here feeling quite blessed and reading God's favorite forum and there it is. The "V" word. I'm just cheerfully reading along and *BAM!* there it is. Now how am I to get THAT out of my brain? I can't un-read it...

I would urge you for my sake, the sake of others, and the impressionable youth that may frequent this board not to use such filth!

Thank you in advance,

-ND

[James Hutchins]

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I too, must mention the shock I feel, much like a slap in the face by a trout. The smell will linger for days.

[Virgin93]

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Where does a girl your age learn filthy words like that? Go tell your mother to wash your mouth out with soap.

How should I call it in the most beautiful language?
That was just a direct translation of the standard German word, Sir.

[Brother Temperance]

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As a general rule, if the Germans have a standard word for something, then that thing is not a suitable topic for a young Christian girl to be discussing.

[James Hutchins]

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'Naughty bits' is acceptable