My son isn't taking our new True Christain© lifestyle very well - tips?

[Isaac Fisher]

Jacob, my son, is four years old. I've started using the tips and tricks in this website in my family life and so far it's going pretty good. My wife, Janet, is pretty uncertain but being a woman it's no surprise- she'll get the hand of it. My daughter is also settling in to the lifestyle pretty well too. However, my son is being very difficult.

He becomes distant and sulky when I act dominant around his mother and sister; he hides in his room often. It's understandable to be a bit unwilling as he is barely much more than a toddler but what is really driving me up the wall is the way he has a look of utter contempt when he looks at me. When we sat down at the table for dinner during the last few days he just sneered at the meal at looked at me as if to say: 'Why are you making mom cook stuff? I hate you'.
I had to spank him a couple of times (barely a spanking- I wanted to ease into the hard stuff) and he just wailed for ages and just cried and cried and cried. I swear I broke my eardrums. Hitting him more as many of you suggested didn't work so I ended up locking him under the stairs for a few hours to calm down. I'm not at all pleased and Janet is no help at all.
I understand Deuteronomy 21:18-21. However, they seems like a last resort to me,
Any tips for teaching my little boy to love Jesus and out new lifestyle?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: My son isn't taking our new True Christain© lifestyle very well - tips?

Well, the most obvious and glaring problem is that you are not a True Christian™, or it would say so under your name. None of my True Christian™ brothers have any such disobedience or issues with snotty children in the home.

You are assuming that you are on a certain level with God that is simply not true. You are lying to Jesus and insulting Him as surely as if you smacked Him in the face with a dead mackerel. And He has punished you with an unruly household.

Read your Bible, son. Then pray, and then read some more. Do this for no less than 18 hours per day as you develop a relationship with Jesus Christ.

In Him

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: My son isn't taking our new True Christain© lifestyle very well - tips?

Your son seems to be reluctant to undertake his role as future leader of the household. He needs a Pastor to talk to him about gender roles in Christianity, because he seems to (wrongly) believe that his mother and sister somehow deserve to be treated kindly. This, unfortunately, has probably been caused by lackadaisical parenting by non True Christian's™

How old is he?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My son isn't taking our new True Christain© lifestyle very well - tips?

Any tips for teaching my little boy to love Jesus and out new lifestyle?

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

[Isaac Fisher]

Re: My son isn't taking our new True Christain© lifestyle very well - tips?

Well, the most obvious and glaring problem is that you are not a True Christian™, or it would say so under your name. None of my True Christian™ brothers have any such disobedience or issues with snotty children in the home.

I'm working on it. I'm trying to get into the lifestyle as I don't want me or my family to live in sin. That's why I ask for help and I pray to God that he may forgive me. It's still early.

[Isaac Fisher]

Re: My son isn't taking our new True Christain© lifestyle very well - tips?

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

I would not dream of it. I have used such tool and it isn't working for my situation. I've upped the dosage in beatings but he is still stubborn. I'm looking for ways to explain to my child in anyway possible that He will send him to Hell if he does not mend his ways.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My son isn't taking our new True Christain© lifestyle very well - tips?

I would not dream of it. I have used such tool and it isn't working for my situation. I've upped the dosage in beatings but he is still stubborn. I'm looking for ways to explain to my child in anyway possible that He will send him to Hell if he does not mend his ways.

Have you tried the Holy Word of God?

He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes. -- Proverbs 13:24

Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him. -- Proverbs 22:15

Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. -- Proverbs 23:13-14

[Isaac Fisher]

Re: My son isn't taking our new True Christain© lifestyle very well - tips?

Have you tried the Holy Word of God?

Yes, I have. However, no harm trying harder. Maybe I'm too soft. Upping the dosage should work.

I'll just continue treating his opinion as meaningless and beating him if he expresses it.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: My son isn't taking our new True Christain© lifestyle very well - tips?

Yes, I have. However, no harm trying harder. Maybe I'm too soft. Upping the dosage should work.

I'll just continue treating his opinion as meaningless and beating him if he expresses it.

Mark 9:43-47
43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:

Have you tried removing whatever organs or limbs are involved in the sinning, his tongue and eyes in this case? If you cut out his eyes he won't be able to glare at you over dinner, and if you cut out his tongue he won't be able to sass you.

It may seem severe, but God recommends it. Realize that without disrespect as a recourse, your son will be forced to learn new ways of communicating and interacting with other people. It will make him a better person.

[tyrant]

Re: My son isn't taking our new True Christain© lifestyle very well - tips?

Well, the most obvious and glaring problem is that you are not a True Christian™, or it would say so under your name. None of my True Christian™ brothers have any such disobedience or issues with snotty children in the home.

You are assuming that you are on a certain level with God that is simply not true. You are lying to Jesus and insulting Him as surely as if you smacked Him in the face with a dead mackerel. And He has punished you with an unruly household.

Read your Bible, son. Then pray, and then read some more. Do this for no less than 18 hours per day as you develop a relationship with Jesus Christ.

In Him

You are a Jack HOLE!
Foolish as hell!

True Christain© like you own the copyright and have the right to tell others they are or not, seems to me like your going for a swim in that big lake of fire!

I've been writing about your CULT
http://www.tyrantx.com/article_read....aptist+Church+[landoverbaptist.org]&item=131

How much are you going to fine him for???
DIRTY THIEVING MONEY CHANGERS

[Bogdana Alkeav]

Re: My son isn't taking our new True Christain© lifestyle very well - tips?

You are a Jack HOLE!
Foolish as hell!

True Christain© like you own the copyright and have the right to tell others they are or not, seems to me like your going for a swim in that big lake of fire!

I've been writing about your CULT
http://www.tyrantx.com/article_read....aptist+Church+[landoverbaptist.org]&item=131

How much are you going to fine him for???
DIRTY THIEVING MONEY CHANGERS

You mean you actually take credit for writing that poorly-formatted, eye-straining designed, bigoted drivel? You are proud to admit you spent time describing why the Amish are satanic, mostly copying-and-pasting works of other people to explain why the NIV will send you to hell because it fails to tell us Pilate's first name is Pontius in one verse, and all to the credit of an average of 2 or three hits? You must be very proud.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: My son isn't taking our new True Christain© lifestyle very well - tips?

You are a Jack HOLE! Foolish as hell! True Christain© like you own the copyright and have the right to tell others they are or not, seems to me like your going for a swim in that big lake of fire! I've been writing about your CULT http://www.tyrantx.com/article_read....aptist+Church+[landoverbaptist.org]&item=131 How much are you going to fine him for??? DIRTY THIEVING MONEY CHANGERS

I was about to start yelling at you but then I read this at your site:

No action you take will save you, this even means if a car is about to hit someone and you push them out of the way saving their life and ending yours and you still haven't accepted Jesus then he will NOT accept you, you will likely spend forever in HELL!

It seems there might be hope for you yet. I am going to pray for you to follow the entire Bible instead of the small part you have read so far.

[Bob4God]

Re: My son isn't taking our new True Christain© lifestyle very well - tips?

I think that the issue that is most likely here has been entirely overlooked.

It is entirely possible that the boy is demon-possessed. Make no mistake, Satan is paying attention to unsaved breeders, and wastes no time in infecting their children with demons.

Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you. - James 4:7

Obviously the boy does not submit to GOD or his parents, and the devil has a choke-hold on the little brat.

Gather a group of True Christian pastors in your home to drive the demon away!

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: My son isn't taking our new True Christain© lifestyle very well - tips?

Demons? Oh no, no no no. You need my special beating stick and fast. Give me a call, and you can come pick it up. You can get my number from the Church (as long as you are a member).

[Deaner]

Re: My son isn't taking our new True Christain© lifestyle very well - tips?

He becomes distant and sulky when I act dominant around his mother and sister; he hides in his room often. It's understandable to be a bit unwilling as he is barely much more than a toddler but what is really driving me up the wall is the way he has a look of utter contempt when he looks at me. When we sat down at the table for dinner during the last few days he just sneered at the meal at looked at me as if to say: 'Why are you making mom cook stuff? I hate you'.

Sounds like you might have a little queer on your hands. This is very serious. There is a test you can try that might give you a little more info.

I want you to put two items on the floor. One is to be a little baby doll dressed in a frilly pink dress. The other is to be a loaded .357 magnum handgun. Set the boy in front of them.

If he grabs the gun and shoots the little doll in the face; you are most likely ok and I would just increase the beatings perhaps introducing a baseball bat into the discipline.

If he grabs the doll and starts hugging, kissing and telling it he loves it I would chain him outside with the dogs until he comes around. If he doesn't come around then what's the big deal? Just another fag lost is the way I see it. The main thing is to correct the little bastard one way or the other before he starts trying to bugger you in your sleep.