SON DEAD. INTERNAL BLEEDING.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Friends and people of Freehold, I have some shocking and disturbing news to share with you all. My son, Aaron, has died.

The exact cause of his death is not known, but as usual when it comes to these things I suspect the work of Satan and his minions. Aaron hadn't really been himself lately, he came home over 10 minutes late from school on Tuesday and was constantly whining about me making him read the Word of GOD. Now I'm no doctor, but my diagnosis was probable demon infestation. I wasn't 100% sure however, so like any concerned parent I paid $600 to have him checked over by the kind folks at the university. Their careful research of scripture confirmed my worst fears: demons.

The Doc, Pastor Jason Goodheart, said my son needed the demons beaten out of him and fast, because without treatment they would spread throughout his body, infecting every grain of dust inside him. So anyway I went home and beat him for 40 minutes with my special inch thick metal rod which I had been reserving for emergencies such as this, and he seemed to be improving for a while, but then all of a sudden he was dead. Satan must have had too much of a hold on him despite my best efforts. I don't know what I did to deserve this . Stupid kid.

My son was rushed to a hospital and they said his death was due to internal bleeding; the demons must have ripped him apart from the inside out.

His name needs to be removed from the register of the Story Circle and he wont be able to play his part in the Noah and the Great Flood performance this Sunday, I'm truly sorry to the Pastors who have to recast his part of Giraffe at such short notice.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: SON DEAD. INTERNAL BLEEDING.

He obviously was unable and unwilling to submit to God:

(James 4:7) "Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you."

I pray that your wife will soon provide you with a replacement male child.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[WinnerNotSinner]

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Thank you for your prayers Zechariah, hopefully she will. It's not the end of the world, I still have 2 more sons but it was fairly annoying because he was the oldest.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I still have 2 more sons but it was fairly annoying because he was the oldest.

Oh well. Not any more.

I want to remind you that the Holy Bible commands that you beat your children hard and often. Don't worry about hurting them. You may break a few bones and cause some brain damage, but it isn't going to kill them. And even if they do die, they'll be better off. They'll thank you in heaven for beating the hell out of them.

Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 23:14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

Praise Jesus for having the foresight to provide you with spare sons.

[WinnerNotSinner]

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Amen Pastor that was the exact scripture I followed, i just followed it too loosely. Oops

Oh well. Praise GOD for teaching me a valuable lesson I need to beat them more and at an earlier age to avoid them getting so infected.

[Bob4God]

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You may still see him again in Heaven, if he accepted JESUS CHRIST as his personal LORD and SAVIOR as he lay dying in his room.

And when you do see him again, it will be on streets of gold and he will be smiling a big bright smile, saying "Thank you daddy!"

[Redeemed Papist]

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Secularists would see a tragedy here. Just goes to show what they know!

I'm glad to see you gave your son the best chance possible to go to heaven despite the demon infestation. He can't break any more of God's commandments now and hopefully he had learned from the beating to accept Jesus before he died.

Be strong and focus on your remaining two sons and don't spare the rod. An occasional crack with your excellent sounding stick now and again when they sin should keep those demons at bay.

[HTannor]

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I sincerely hope he accepted Jesus before croaking. The thought of him running in the grass and basking in the sunlight of the Lord's smile brings joy to my heart.


Brother Winner, please make sure you've have kept copies of the diagnosis and recommended treatment by the doctors at the University.

Should those jack-booted thugs from Child Welfare show up, please contact me immediately for the name of a capable lawyer from our stable of shyster joos so you can benefit from skilled counsel.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I think you did your best, and that is all that could be done for him. We know the Lord has an interest in Bowels:

Healthy bowels are described thus: Isa:16:11: Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kir-haresh.

God sends demons and sickness to the abominable.

2Ch:21:15: And thou shalt have great sickness by disease of thy bowels, until thy bowels fall out by reason of the sickness day by day.
2Ch:21:18: And after all this the LORD smote him in his bowels with an incurable disease.
2Ch:21:19: And it came to pass, that in process of time, after the end of two years, his bowels fell out by reason of his sickness: so he died of sore diseases. And his people made no burning for him, like the burning of his fathers.

I'd be interested to know the outcome of the autopsy, we have a shortage of gall of asp in the Biblical Research Lab.

Job:20:14: Yet his meat in his bowels is turned, it is the gall of asps within him.

So, I'm sure we'd be able to pay a fair price if they find any.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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You did everything you could to uphold God's law, but your son's sin was too severe. That is why you are alive and he is dead.

Your beating him was like a life support system. Without it he would have been dead minutes or hours before he was. Upholding God's law is what gives us life.

It is important that you do not feel guilty for not beating him enough. It was your son's sin, and not yours, which cost him his life. Even if you had done wrong (which you haven't), believing in Jesus' temporary sacrifice will assure that your wrongs are made right, and who are we to question the judgment of our Lord?

[bamsmybaby]

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there's one word for you.

MURDERER.

[Mr.Ethics]

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Seriously what is wrong with you people not only are you committing severe crimes you're committing unforgivable crimes like MURDER as well as assault and child abuse.

[Gabriel Reproba]

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there's one word for you.

MURDERER.

I was with you until that last word. I thought it was going to be "Righteous." Why do you call this man of God a murderer? Do you know what libel and slander are?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Seriously what is wrong with you people not only are you committing severe crimes you're committing unforgivable crimes like MURDER as well as assault and child abuse.

You are wrong. The only sin that cannot be forgiven is blasphemy against the Holy Ghost.

Read the Bible before you go pretending to know right from wrong.
John 3:16-18

King James Version (KJV)


16For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
17For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
18He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.


Mark 3:29

King James Version (KJV)


29But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: SON DEAD. INTERNAL BLEEDING.

there's one word for you.

MURDERER.

Seriously what is wrong with you people not only are you committing severe crimes you're committing unforgivable crimes like MURDER as well as assault and child abuse.

It’s extremely rude to call a True Christian - strictly following the Holy Bible - such an ugly name.

Proverbs 22:15 Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him

Didn’t it come to your mind that you might hurt his feelings? Besides, we have an introduction forum for good reason. Common courtesy is appreciated around here.

God bless

Dan