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  • #106
    Re: Hula Hoops

    Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
    Child-molesting pervert.
    You will show me the respect that I deserve, harlot!

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    • #107
      Re: Hula Hoops

      Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
      You will show me the respect that I deserve, harlot!
      Your previous post is worthy of phoning the police, infact I may just do that. Enjoy the rest of your life.

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      • #108
        Re: Hula Hoops

        Originally posted by lady_c View Post
        Your previous post is worthy of phoning the police, infact I may just do that. Enjoy the rest of your life.
        It may be illegal to be a True Christian™ in Godless england where you "live," but here in God's favorite country, the communists haven't taken over. Feel free to call whomever you like. Your threats have been passed on to the DOF.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #109
          Re: Hula Hoops

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          It may be illegal to be a True Christian™ in Godless england where you "live," but here in God's favorite country, the communists haven't taken over. Feel free to call whomever you like. Your threats have been passed on to the DOF.
          Can you explain what DOF is? I don't unterstand your LEET

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          • #110
            Re: Hula Hoops

            We don't eat Leets here, we prefer good old American onions.

            Brother Hatchets adherence to Biblical Discipline(C) and True Christianity(TM) are above reproach. The man would be a saint if he was Catholic.
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • #111
              Re: Hula Hoops

              Originally posted by Marshall View Post
              We don't eat Leets here, we prefer good old American onions.
              You mean 'leek', aye. Who teaches you people? I'll re-phrase this for you....
              What is DOF?

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              • #112
                Re: Hula Hoops

                Originally posted by lady_c View Post
                You mean 'leek', aye. Who teaches you people? I'll re-phrase this for you....
                What is DOF?
                The Department of Faith, the overall central unit of criminal investigation, terrorist counterinsurgency and homeland security agency. They gave us a preliminary file on you already, and more will come soon. Praise Jesus!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #113
                  Re: Hula Hoops

                  ok you do that. bye

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                  • #114
                    Re: Hula Hoops

                    Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                    Proof positive that hula hoops promote debauchery in young girls. Did you know this wanton trollop, Roberta, was taking it in her feces lined rectum since she was 8? Eight?!?! And she has been hanging out at every truckstop and every public male bathroom stall and every nigra frequented night club she can get access to ever since?

                    Does anyone think Brother Hatchet wants his daughter to end up being a filthy butt ravaged whore like Roberta? Brother Hatchet loves is family very much and has done everything in his power to keep his niece from becoming a hedonistic tallywhacker holster/seed dumpster like Roberta.

                    You heathens should be praising this GODLY man for his efforts.

                    Shame on all you unsaved heathen scum.
                    I have searched almost every woodpile in VT and have yet to find a black person.

                    Where are they hiding Remy my man?
                    Come climb my mountains.

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                    • #115
                      Re: Hula Hoops

                      Old Man Hatchet, you are a monster and should be behind bars!!

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                      • #116
                        Re: Hula Hoops

                        Old Man Hatchet is a Godly man and is doing the Lords work.
                        What have YOU ever done?
                        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                        • #117
                          Re: Hula Hoops

                          Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                          Old Man Hatchet is a Godly man and is doing the Lords work.
                          What have YOU ever done?
                          I've respected women's genitalia, which is more than Old Man Hatchet can say.

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                          • #118
                            Re: Hula Hoops

                            Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
                            I've respected women's genitalia.
                            Is that what you call it?

                            Sicko.
                            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                            • #119
                              Re: Hula Hoops

                              Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                              Is that what you call it?

                              Sicko.
                              Yes. If a woman is my lover, I suck, lick, caress and kiss her genitals, as well as her breasts. If a woman is not my lover, I respectfully do not touch her genitals at all. Boy, am I sick.

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                              • #120
                                Re: Hula Hoops

                                You vile, loathsome sinner! Your pornographic post disgusts and infuriates me.
                                God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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