[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

Sickening.
Who would have imagined a simple hoop of plastic could lead a woman to wanton nudity in a public place. It appalls and disgusts me.

She's not nude - she's wearing boots.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Hula Hoops

I'd like to send my BANNED hammer to you.

Quoted from Godly Conservapedia
"In Norse ("Viking") religion, Thor is the god of thunder. These old stories say he is the son of Odin and a giantess Iorth (Earth). Thor is described as having red hair and blue eyes. He is enormously strong, and he enjoys doing battle with evil giants. His special weapon is a magic hammer named Mjolnir that always hits whatever Thor throws it at, and then returns to his hand. The myths state that he makes thunder by riding across the tops of clouds in his chariot, which is drawn by two very large and aggressive goats. "

Pa Eze, that hammer of yours reeks of neo-paganism.

[SUV]

Re: Hula Hoops

Oh Yea, Narrow, I suppose next you'll be telling us all about Erik the Red and Harald Bluetooth and King Eyestein Fart.

I can't wait until Brother Prune Danish comes along to set you Straight about all this colorful (but scatalogical) mumbly-jumbly.

As if anyone could possibly Believe in "Vikings"

[Nobar King]

Re: Hula Hoops

I tried dancing with the hula hoop once. It wasn't very successful. Now I know better. I'd probably be more hesitant if I saw one today, after what I know now.

[aujohnny]

Re: Hula Hoops

You need to be shot, No one deserves to be assualted like that

Here in Australia. If you would have done that you would have been sent to prison and Labled as a Pedophile. (Which to me you sound like you are)

I know if that was my wife and duaghter i wouldhave grabbed the pistol and blown your nuts off your body

Then i would have "made" you repent your "demonic faith" before ending your sorry excuse of a life.

Pedophiles... this religion is sounding worser by the second

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Hula Hoops

You need to be shot, No one deserves to be assualted like that

Here in Australia. If you would have done that you would have been sent to prison and Labled as a Pedophile. (Which to me you sound like you are)

I know if that was my wife and duaghter i wouldhave grabbed the pistol and blown your nuts off your body

Then i would have "made" you repent your "demonic faith" before ending your sorry excuse of a life.

Pedophiles... this religion is sounding worser by the second

To what post are you referring to, or is it just that you like post whoring your gibberish crap

[Scheherazade]

Re: Hula Hoops

It is fortunate that there are no hula hoops here in Egypt.

Well, if there are, we nomads never encounter them, anyways.

[Roberta]

Re: Hula Hoops

I use a hula hoop as part of my daily fitness regimen.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

You need to be shot, No one deserves to be assualted like that

Here in Australia. If you would have done that you would have been sent to prison and Labled as a Pedophile. (Which to me you sound like you are)

I know if that was my wife and duaghter i wouldhave grabbed the pistol and blown your nuts off your body

Then i would have "made" you repent your "demonic faith" before ending your sorry excuse of a life.

Pedophiles... this religion is sounding worser by the second

You dare to threaten me? Bring it, punk! You'll have to get through my angel bodyguards--when you're as righteous as I am, the Lord sends you personal protection--and if you accomplish that infeasible task, you will have to take me down, an equally infeasible task. I served our great country in the Korean War. After my entire platoon was wiped out, I attacked over 3,000 Korean soldiers with a potato peeler in one hand, and a KJV Bible in the other. When the dust cleared, not one gook was left standing. Do you think you frighten me?

I use a hula hoop as part of my daily fitness regimen.

Are you coming on to me, you diseased strumpet?

[Nobar King]

Re: Hula Hoops

Spinning hula-hoops is another common cause of back pain and it can also affect your other joints, ligaments and tendons.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Hula Hoops

I use a hula hoop as part of my daily fitness regimen.

Proof positive that hula hoops promote debauchery in young girls. Did you know this wanton trollop, Roberta, was taking it in her feces lined rectum since she was 8? Eight?!?! And she has been hanging out at every truckstop and every public male bathroom stall and every nigra frequented night club she can get access to ever since?

Does anyone think Brother Hatchet wants his daughter to end up being a filthy butt ravaged whore like Roberta? Brother Hatchet loves is family very much and has done everything in his power to keep his niece from becoming a hedonistic tallywhacker holster/seed dumpster like Roberta.

You heathens should be praising this GODLY man for his efforts.

Shame on all you unsaved heathen scum.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

Does anyone think Brother Hatchet wants his daughter to end up being a filthy butt ravaged whore like Roberta? Brother Hatchet loves is family very much and has done everything in his power to keep his niece from becoming a hedonistic tallywhacker holster/seed dumpster like Roberta.

You heathens should be praising this GODLY man for his efforts.

Shame on all you unsaved heathen scum.

Praise be and thank you, Brother Remy. The rest of you would be wise to listen to the former Negro. He's got a good, nappy head on his shoulders.

[Marshall]

Re: Hula Hoops

I have been pondering these Hula abominations and have found yet another probable cause for alarm.
The shape.
The shape is a circle and we all know that inserting something into a circle is code for fornication, be they fingers or male genitalia. By merely touching ones thumb to ones trigger finger and inserting the opposite trigger finger therein, one is obviously gesturing for lurid sexual activity.
Just by using the Hula device, small children are inserting their entire bodies into this circle while they simulate rigorous sex with their gyrating and thrusting hips. Their bodies become symbolic of huge tallywhackers inside orifices, rubbing and twirling like deviants. Disgusting.
I can see nothing innocent or child-like about simulating a whole body male member. If it's a girl it is almost lesbianism to mimic a male genital. For the boys it is certainly gay.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

I have been pondering these Hula abominations and have found yet another probable cause for alarm.
The shape.
The shape is a circle and we all know that inserting something into a circle is code for fornication, be they fingers or male genitalia. By merely touching ones thumb to ones trigger finger and inserting the opposite trigger finger therein, one is obviously gesturing for lurid sexual activity.
Just by using the Hula device, small children are inserting their entire bodies into this circle while they simulate rigorous sex with their gyrating and thrusting hips. Their bodies become symbolic of huge tallywhackers inside orifices, rubbing and twirling like deviants. Disgusting.
I can see nothing innocent or child-like about simulating a whole body male member. If it's a girl it is almost lesbianism to mimic a male genital. For the boys it is certainly gay.

Brother, my hands are trembling. Every word of your post is true, and it makes me sick. I very well may go ahead and rupture my granddaughter's hymen after all. She is unquestionably no longer a virgin.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

Brother, my hands are trembling. Every word of your post is true, and it makes me sick. I very well may go ahead and rupture my granddaughter's hymen after all. She is unquestionably no longer a virgin.

Child-molesting pervert.