[Marshall]

Re: Hula Hoops

Narrowpathy, twisting my words only makes you seem like a Liberal. That is THEIR tactic, not ours.

Now get Right, literally.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

They are in our house to serve us. If my Daddy wanted to discipline her, she ought to be grateful for it.

Paying someone to clean your house does not give you the right to hit their children.

Their family have been with us a long time, and they know how to be grateful, good, and obedient. Unlike you, Dances with goats.

I am grateful for the good things in my life, and I am a good person. I obey no one unless I find their request reasonable.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Hula Hoops

Your father hit your housekeeper's child? I hope your housekeeper pressed charges.

They are in our house to serve us. If my Daddy wanted to discipline her, she ought to be grateful for it.

Their family have been with us a long time, and they know how to be grateful, good, and obedient. Unlike you, Dances with goats.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

I have NEVER sexually assaulted my granddaughter. You dare to slander me?!

You are absolutely right. I apologize and will tithe extra to Landover this week.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

Stop beating your daughter and sexually assaulting your granddaughter and I'll stop calling you a sadistic pervert.

I have NEVER sexually assaulted my granddaughter. You dare to slander me?!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

I think Dances with goats needs her sissyman to discipline her. It's clear she don't know her place.

My place is anywhere I choose to be.

Regarding hula hoops, from what I have seen, they are awful things, that ought to be destroyed. I done seen one of our housekeeper's brats playing with one once, and I told my Daddy. I ain't sure what happened after that, except that the brat didn't seem to want to sit down fo a long time. Thank God, I never saw the hula hoop again, though.

Your father hit your housekeeper's child? I hope your housekeeper pressed charges.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Hula Hoops

This sickening and perverse post has been forwarded to the Pastors main office at Landover Baptist proper in Gods own Freehold Iowa. I pray that it is channeled properly and the response is a large red X in your dossier at the DOF.

Sir, you are right to be vigilant in these times. But I don't comprehend the meaning of your post. Do you find Christian marriage sickening and perverse? Do you want us all to be eunuchs in Christ?

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Hula Hoops

It's not nearly enough.

I think Dances with goats needs her sissyman to discipline her. It's clear she don't know her place.

Regarding hula hoops, from what I have seen, they are awful things, that ought to be destroyed. I done seen one of our housekeeper's brats playing with one once, and I told my Daddy. I ain't sure what happened after that, except that the brat didn't seem to want to sit down for a long time. Thank God, I never saw the hula hoop again, though.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

You have just received infraction points. Next time you WILL be put on moderation or banned!

Stop beating your daughter and sexually assaulting your granddaughter and I'll stop calling you a sadistic pervert.

[Marshall]

Re: Hula Hoops

Also, hula Hoops only teach girls how to gyrate their hips, nothing more and nothing less. But your role as the parent is to explain that when she grows up, her main job will be gratifying her husband's sexual needs, and her husband's sexual needs only, so that he will be better motivated to insert his tallywacker in her cooter, so that she will get pregnant very often and give birth to many Lord's warriors who will fight for the Lord in overseas missions. It is your role as the Christian parent to make her understand that she will be saved in childbearing.
Of course she can get promiscous if you don't instill in her that promiscuosity is the road to Hell and if you don't explain what Hell is.

This sickening and perverse post has been forwarded to the Pastors main office at Landover Baptist proper in Gods own Freehold Iowa. I pray that it is channeled properly and the response is a large red X in your dossier at the DOF.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

It's not nearly enough.

You have just received infraction points. Next time you WILL be put on moderation or banned!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

That's enough with the sass mouth!

It's not nearly enough.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

Sounds like your granddaughter is in more danger from you than all the rain forests and spotted owls in the world combined. Sadistic pervert.

That's enough with the sass mouth!

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

Narrowpathy, do you think you have corrected my grammar? It is correct as it stands, you imbecile. All you have done is added an indefinite article to change "tallywacker" from plural to singular form. You are treading on thin ice. I suggest you choose your next words circumspectly.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

If anyone is a sadist, it's you. You continue to inflict us with the pain of having to ready your whiney, liberal posts.

I'm not the one advocating sexually assaulting a little girl. You are.

Don't you have a rain forest or spotted owl to save somewhere?

Sounds like your granddaughter is in more danger from you than all the rain forests and spotted owls in the world combined. Sadistic pervert.