[Pfc. James Nye]

Re: Hula Hoops

Hello.

I don't know. I remember when the hoola hoop came out. We knew the women who did it on the front lawns. "Hoopers". All of the good time gals were hoopers, as I recall back.

People say, "you can't be that old," and I say "I am and I need to use your bathroom."

"Chopper" Nye

[Truth giving teen]

Re: Hula Hoops

I couldn't help but laugh. I'm sorry, but comparing sex to a hula hoop is just foolish. Yeah, they are swinging around their hips, so what? How is that anything like sex? It is a simple toy. My grandma did the whole hula hoop phase, and she is the biggest prude I know. Your personal (and somewhat silly) belief that it is equal to fornication is clearly wrong, seeing how an entire generation was into it, and back then it was harmless fun. Today it is old and outdated, rarely used. But it is still seen as simple fun.
You are another example of a close minded Christian.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Hula Hoops

So you were going to finger-piffle a child?

No, he wouldn§t do that, would he? That act would seriously diminish her value, meaning he would not sell her for good money to some aging, rich Republican.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Hula Hoops

No, I was going to make a point--that playing with a hula hoop is equivalent to fornication, and she is accordingly no longer a virgin.

Sounds reasonable to me. Only a bleeding heart lieberal would take offense to that.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

So you were going to finger-piffle a child?

No, I was going to make a point--that playing with a hula hoop is equivalent to fornication, and she is accordingly no longer a virgin.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

Are you insinuating that I intended to have sex with my granddaughter? I was going to break her hymen manually, you sick fiend. Never sully one of my threads with your lurid suggestions again.

So you were going to finger-fuck a child?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

So, did you break her hymen, Mr. Hatchet?

Are you insinuating that I intended to have sex with my granddaughter? I was going to break her hymen manually, you sick fiend. Never sully one of my threads with your lurid suggestions again.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Hula Hoops

skip

"We might as well break her hymen right now," I screamed, pinning my granddaughter down. skip
Praise Jesus.

So, did you break her hymen, Mr. Hatchet?

[SUV]

Re: Hula Hoops

The Rings of Saturn? Nay; THE RINGS OF SATAN!!!!!

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: Hula Hoops

You toddler are not even half the man he is.

Sounds like you know the old man very well. So how many inches are we talking about here?

[Juliette]

Re: Hula Hoops

Hula hoops are sexy. Ever see a hot woman in leotards with ten hula hoops spinning around her tight body? And then she swallows fire? It creates an explosion in my pants. Old Man Hatchet, you need to learn how to live. Maybe you'll find there's life in those old bones yet, particularly the one between your legs.

Well little ladyboy.

As long as you experience someting as "creates an explosion in my pants" don't tell Old Brother Hatchet that he has to learn about live etc...

You toddler are not even half the man he is.

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: Hula Hoops

Hula hoops are sexy. Ever see a hot woman in leotards with ten hula hoops spinning around her tight body? And then she swallows fire? It creates an explosion in my pants. Old Man Hatchet, you need to learn how to live. Maybe you'll find there's life in those old bones yet, particularly the one between your legs.

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: Hula Hoops

Anything that encourages young women to swirl and gyrate their hips must be evil. Seems like a gateway to sexual perversions to me.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hula Hoops

Here are a couple of strange toys:

[Juliette]

Re: Hula Hoops

I discovered evidence of where exactly the hula hoop is leading the innocent young girl to.

Here.

Be aware the image is not suitable for minors and True Christian women.