[Johny Joe Hold]

Greetings and Welcome to this forums. Please, post your introduction in the appropriate Introduction Forums.

Good suggestion, Father Ramero. Miss Goon wants to discuss a topic that is rightfully addressed by the men on our Forum. It involves theology, we have male pastors here who are experts. It involves physiology and our male doctors, credentialed and skilled, are the ones who should discuss such things.

In addition to using the Introduction page, Miss Goon is welcomed to share recipes and hair care.

[Madame Frottage]

Good suggestion, Father Ramero. Miss Goon wants to discuss a topic that is rightfully addressed by the men on our Forum. It involves theology, we have male pastors here who are experts. It involves physiology and our male doctors, credentialed and skilled, are the ones who should discuss such things.

In addition to using the Introduction page, Miss Goon is welcomed to share recipes and hair care.

I'm sure she knows a recipe for split bean dip. My Grand-mere Gooner (possibly our dear Miss Goon comes from a cadet branch of our family on my mamas side?) makes a delicious French variant on the Greek fava classic.

https://miakouppa.com/fasting-and-fava/

[JaneGoon]

Sadly i cant cook well food at least my profession is to make other stuff. I made my first terrorist bomb not long ago i cooked it myself Being anti terrorist unit Airport TSA is soo fun you learn new cool stuff every day. I can make only simple meals like clay pot 45 min cooking (layer tomato slice then white salty hard cow milk cheese then layer red sweet pepper then Ham or other meat layer then cheese again and top is 1 egg when it is nearly done to bottle the top). i can make Fries , Salads , Fried and baked meatballs and stuff. (when i say Baking i truly mean baking not these lying people who say they bake stuff but they add water if you add water that is Boiling not baking. If you bake you use baking paper you dont add water at all , sometimes cover stuff in plant based fat or animal fat, sometimes you dont but after cooking make sauce. For example Zuchini is abit not great plant but you slice it on thin skinny circles and then you put baking paper and bake them on the furnace till crispy then you take them when they start to get color and make sauce (Salt, Yogurt, Olive or Sunflower Oil, Herb which name i dont know on english and additionally can add Garlic if you want) sauce is ready and you cover them with it. Sadly i would like to confess i found way to avoid masturbation but also i am not sure isnt that just another different way to masturbate i dont use my hands i dont touch my clitoris at all since i do alot of fitness my belly is really tight so i can lay on bed and just control my lower muscles and move them in certain rhythm and i end up having almost orgasm without really doing anything i hope that is not sin.

[JaneGoon]

Also i would like to clarify i think my clitoris is very large it is 3cm i measured it according google that is big. and if i accidently touch for few minutes it it gets little bigger. I dont know what to do with it. I was watching documentary about female circumcision to reduce my hornyness alas it went other side and i became more horny somehow my sinful body parts crave punishment as sexual fetish the worse the punishment of my sexy bean the more erect and playful it becomes.

[Madame Frottage]

It's a shame your mind is self-pleasure focused. Your cheesy, tomato egg dish thing sounds delicious, and you could spend time cooking for a husband. I admit if you made that dish for me, I might get eggy fragments in the bristles of my facial hair, and having a wifey to come wipe it off would save the unfortunate sight of my tongue worming it way over the moustache catching every dribble and crumb in its path.