[Godmockerforever]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

Not "what," but "Who," silly!

The gives us this right!

\o/

Excuse me, God gives u the right to mutilate your child with acid?
That is not only evil, it's criminal.

I'm not here to "flame." But Im here because I love God, I love children and I have an obligation to stop this insanity. Whoever is in charge here thought it was wise to change my name to God mocker, not lover. Is this Christian?

I have reveived 2 private messages from said Christians, one a pastor, who both openly mention my rectum? I'm sure this is a good idea of the population and leaders of your establishment.

Furthermore, and most importantly, I have everybody's information here, who has openly and publicly admitted to abusing or wanting to commit crimes against their children. I have your IP addresses, I have your names and addresses and I WILL be contacting the police department of every respective county you live in. Your abuse will stop.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

Furthermore, and most importantly, I have everybody's information here, who has openly and publicly admitted to abusing or wanting to commit crimes against their children. I have your IP addresses, I have your names and addresses and I WILL be contacting the police department of every respective county you live in. Your abuse will stop.

Yes, please make sure to tell them we are violating the protections guaranteed by the First Amendment.

Oh wait, we aren't violating them, we're exercising them. Oops!



Also: if you can post the first two octets of my IP address, I will donate $1,000 to the Jesus-hating charity of your choice. Heck, I'll even give you a hint on the first octet...it's only 2 numbers away from yours.

Go Warriors!

[Basilissa]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

Excuse me, God gives u the right to mutilate your child with acid?

Proverbs 20:30. The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

That is not only evil,

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.

it's criminal.

What is more important? Human laws or God's laws?

I'm not here to "flame." But Im here because I love God,

So why haven't you read the Bible yet?

I love children

Riiight, and that does not sound creepy at all...

and I have an obligation to stop this insanity. Whoever is in charge here thought it was wise to change my name to God mocker, not lover. Is this Christian?

Jesus wants newcomers to be warned that you are a wolf in sheep skin.

Furthermore, and most importantly, I have everybody's information here, who has openly and publicly admitted to abusing or wanting to commit crimes against their children. I have your IP addresses, I have your names and addresses

Please, share with the class: what is my IP address and my mailing address?

and I WILL be contacting the police department of every respective county you live in. Your abuse will stop.

I'm guessing you never heard of that little thing called "freedom of speech." You should google it sometimes.

[SeriousMary]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

I don't know if you know this but the Muslims also praise the mutilation of the female genitalia. Are you intending to have such commonality with the sand-lovers of the Arab and terrorist persuasion? Or was this just a coincidence? Because I would never want to resemble one of the goat herders on any level, even if I thought it might be in Jesus' name. I will pray for you. Please remember the real reason why female pleasure might offend, and keep it American!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

I don't know if you know this but the Muslims also praise the mutilation of the female genitalia. Are you intending to have such commonality with the sand-lovers of the Arab and terrorist persuasion? Or was this just a coincidence? Because I would never want to resemble one of the goat herders on any level, even if I thought it might be in Jesus' name. I will pray for you. Please remember the real reason why female pleasure might offend, and keep it American!

The Arabs in the desert also breath air, dear. Doesn't mean anyone is trying to resemble them.

[Daemon]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

You guys are totally crazy. How do you claim to love your daughters and wifes if you're ready to inflict such pain to them? It's totally barbaric!

What if i told you that your brain is the your largest sexual organ? Will you go and scoop that out? Or did your pastor already do it for you at sunday masses?

Either way sex is a pleasure, and masturbation is always good for your health. At least i won't have erectile disfunction at 31 like you guys.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

What if i told you that your brain is the your largest sexual organ?

Do you have biblical support for that assertion?

[AtheismTheBest]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

Why not drink the acid while you're at it?

Would clean you from inside :^)

[VictoryOS]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

Why not drink the acid while you're at it?

Would clean you from inside :^)

Son, we would appreciate it if you could try to make some sense. At least stop putting that satanic incantation at the end of every bandwidth wasting post you make.

What grade are you in, son?

[JaneGoon]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?



Actually, brother, perhaps the best solution is to combine these GODly ideas.

I am not advocating we do anything illegal, but just suppose sex toys could be modified to burst open like a fragmentation grenade, or leak acid.

Inside the device could be a small business card with a Bible verse and Landover's website address, so that these wayward whores could learn from their pain.

It's kind of like this locksmith I knew who would break into people's homes and leave a business card advertising his deadbolt locking system, and I think he did pretty good business for a while.

We could do the same thing, only with exploding sex toys and Bible verses.

I worked as Private police and once woman on weird drugs came to the building she was naked and did weird moves mostly laying on her back and raising her legs and flexing her lady bits up and down so we shot her with electric Taser Gun. After 2nd shot she calmed down and was dragged out. so i guess electricity is effective too.

[JaneGoon]

To clarify on topic i have insane fear of circumcision when i was 14 i went on road trip ended up in Egypt or Jordan i mean i was both places but forgot where happend and i had friend there a girl she hit 15 years old her family hid her so she isnt circumcised until one day her father decided they dont want to hide anymore later after alot of googling i learned that she got bad luck. Aparently being circumcised as young child under 11 is better since circumcisers arent very skilled and just bruise a little the clit and cut mosly labia skin and hood. But my friend was 15 and as i saw later on she had big labia and clit each part was cut separately and clit wasnt just unhooded it was cut completely they used sewing needle to root it out .. i was there holding her hand who knows why. I was soo scared but also somehow horny the pure fear and the fact she was naked for all her big family 20 members + to see made me think how i would look to be on her place and this made me orgasm almost. After that when i went home i started have these dreams where i am horny and naked and in danger usually of circumcision in middle east. I often orgasm in my dream that is not masturbation but i wonder is it sin?

[Madame Frottage]

Thank you Miss Goon for your moving testimony. Please spare no details

[Adam Fag]

Why not drink the acid

This is a church. No one "trips out" or needs to be cleaned.

Song 4:7 Thou art all fair, my love; there is no spot in thee.

What would help is a sly sex shop, owned and staffed by the church, where the things brought up (in this thread) could be sold. No need to "sneak in" or "add spikes" since that's all there'd be on the shelves! A real win win.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

[Unnecessay rambling about circumcision and other genital stuff removed]

Greetings and Welcome to this forums. Please, post your introduction in the appropriate Introduction Forums.

[JaneGoon]

Greetings and Welcome to this forums. Please, post your introduction in the appropriate Introduction Forums.

I cant make topic there i dont know why. Btw this carbolic acid thing my auntie is director of roman history museum and i read some historical documents about roman empire how certain women were punished for masturbation back in the time, one of them is usage of baby scorpion (poison isnt lethal) but cause high distress on clit , another is usage of wasps and other stinger/ poison creatures. The effect is usually temporary with wasps and stuff, and scorpion / snake tooth pierce prolly lasts longer i dont know books was very old text did vanish from time to time. But what i was wondering same as piercings are done isnt way for injection to be directly applied on clit.