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  • Godmockerforever
    Unsaved trash
    • May 2014
    • 3

    #46
    Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Not "what," but "Who," silly!

    The gives us this right!

    \o/
    Excuse me, God gives u the right to mutilate your child with acid?
    That is not only evil, it's criminal.

    I'm not here to "flame." But Im here because I love God, I love children and I have an obligation to stop this insanity. Whoever is in charge here thought it was wise to change my name to God mocker, not lover. Is this Christian?

    I have reveived 2 private messages from said Christians, one a pastor, who both openly mention my rectum? I'm sure this is a good idea of the population and leaders of your establishment.

    Furthermore, and most importantly, I have everybody's information here, who has openly and publicly admitted to abusing or wanting to commit crimes against their children. I have your IP addresses, I have your names and addresses and I WILL be contacting the police department of every respective county you live in. Your abuse will stop.

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #47
      Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

      Originally posted by Godmockerforever View Post
      Furthermore, and most importantly, I have everybody's information here, who has openly and publicly admitted to abusing or wanting to commit crimes against their children. I have your IP addresses, I have your names and addresses and I WILL be contacting the police department of every respective county you live in. Your abuse will stop.
      Yes, please make sure to tell them we are violating the protections guaranteed by the First Amendment.

      Oh wait, we aren't violating them, we're exercising them. Oops!



      Also: if you can post the first two octets of my IP address, I will donate $1,000 to the Jesus-hating charity of your choice. Heck, I'll even give you a hint on the first octet...it's only 2 numbers away from yours.

      Go Warriors!
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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12917

        #48
        Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

        Originally posted by Godmockerforever View Post
        Excuse me, God gives u the right to mutilate your child with acid?
        Proverbs 20:30. The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.
        That is not only evil,
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.

        it's criminal.
        What is more important? Human laws or God's laws?

        I'm not here to "flame." But Im here because I love God,
        So why haven't you read the Bible yet?

        I love children
        Riiight, and that does not sound creepy at all...

        and I have an obligation to stop this insanity. Whoever is in charge here thought it was wise to change my name to God mocker, not lover. Is this Christian?
        Jesus wants newcomers to be warned that you are a wolf in sheep skin.

        Furthermore, and most importantly, I have everybody's information here, who has openly and publicly admitted to abusing or wanting to commit crimes against their children. I have your IP addresses, I have your names and addresses
        Please, share with the class: what is my IP address and my mailing address?


        and I WILL be contacting the police department of every respective county you live in. Your abuse will stop.



        I'm guessing you never heard of that little thing called "freedom of speech." You should google it sometimes.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

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        • SeriousMary
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Jun 2014
          • 1

          #49
          Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

          I don't know if you know this but the Muslims also praise the mutilation of the female genitalia. Are you intending to have such commonality with the sand-lovers of the Arab and terrorist persuasion? Or was this just a coincidence? Because I would never want to resemble one of the goat herders on any level, even if I thought it might be in Jesus' name. I will pray for you. Please remember the real reason why female pleasure might offend, and keep it American!

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #50
            Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

            Originally posted by SeriousMary View Post
            I don't know if you know this but the Muslims also praise the mutilation of the female genitalia. Are you intending to have such commonality with the sand-lovers of the Arab and terrorist persuasion? Or was this just a coincidence? Because I would never want to resemble one of the goat herders on any level, even if I thought it might be in Jesus' name. I will pray for you. Please remember the real reason why female pleasure might offend, and keep it American!
            The Arabs in the desert also breath air, dear. Doesn't mean anyone is trying to resemble them.

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Daemon
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2015
              • 4

              #51
              Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

              You guys are totally crazy. How do you claim to love your daughters and wifes if you're ready to inflict such pain to them? It's totally barbaric!

              What if i told you that your brain is the your largest sexual organ? Will you go and scoop that out? Or did your pastor already do it for you at sunday masses?

              Either way sex is a pleasure, and masturbation is always good for your health. At least i won't have erectile disfunction at 31 like you guys.

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              • Jim Farmer
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2014
                • 2293

                #52
                Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

                Originally posted by Daemon View Post
                What if i told you that your brain is the your largest sexual organ?
                Do you have biblical support for that assertion?
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                • AtheismTheBest
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                  • Feb 2016
                  • 7

                  #53
                  Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

                  Why not drink the acid while you're at it?

                  Would clean you from inside :^)

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                  • VictoryOS
                    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                     
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 5388

                    #54
                    Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

                    Originally posted by AtheismTheBest View Post
                    Why not drink the acid while you're at it?

                    Would clean you from inside :^)
                    Son, we would appreciate it if you could try to make some sense. At least stop putting that satanic incantation at the end of every bandwidth wasting post you make.

                    What grade are you in, son?
                    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                    in 2016

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