[Didymus Much]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

...Don't you see the danger in its very existence?...

Don't you see the danger in censoring everything that could possibly offend someone?

They're just sharing the wisdom of the Bible, which is there in plain English for anyone to read (but no one does, so they need a little encouragement, like this thread).

[Toreal]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

OK guys, game over, it's no longer funny. Please delete this thread. Don't you see the danger in its very existence? Not everyone is reasonable and can see the joke in this. And honestly, to joke about torture of children is not exactly a sign of a good sense of humour. Do you really want to be responsible for some child's ruined life by publishing this? I'm really serious now.

[Toreal]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

Friend, you are lying. Plain and simple. You cannot just come and and post. You must join. To join, you have th answer questions about the Bible. Since you hate God, you did not know the answers and probably had to ask your parents to get the answer for you. Then you had to wait for a email confirmation of permission from Landover to post.
So do not try for one minute to obfuscate the facts. You are a sick pervert trolling the internet for victims to torture in your sex chamber. I suppose you prowl the mean streets late at night, looking for victims. Some young, innocent girl, walking home from the movie theater where she works selling milk and cookies. You throw a hood over her head and toss her in the trunk of your Tercel. You get home, drag her helpless body down into your parents basement (Both of them home you no doubt keep drugged so as you can steal their social security checks). In your basement, you probably tie the girl to chair, in a long line of chairs, all your other blindfolded, bound and gagged near death victims sit in pools of vomit, blood, defecation and urine.
What is wrong with you?

The only question I had to answer during registration was name of the first book of Bible, which is part of overall overview of every adult European. I didn't have to ask or google for this simple question.

And you have pretty wild imagination, did you just describe your phantasy you were never able to fulfil? I never forced an unwilling person to anything and never will, the thought disgusts me. And the fact, that you are a real person, doesn't give you the right to suggest such disgusting things about myself and my parents.

And I live on my own for many years, in different city than my parents.

But you know, what's worst? That there are really people on the net, who could actually take this site seriously and really do the things you propose here. When some child is tortured in the manner you suggest here, you guys are responsible. So better delete this whole thread, and let's hope no harm was done because of this

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

How can you call yourself Christians? It's an insult to every single one of them.

Those who call themselves Christians but don't discipline their kids as the Bible
instructs are an insult to us.

You believe man was created by God, right? I think it's quite the opposite - that people created God (and all other gods) by their faith. First people needed to explain things they did not understand, like rain, storm, lightning, rainbow, etc. and when they learned it is not made by some supernatural entity, they still needed something to ease their minds, to focus on something else than their everyday troubles. They needed some comfort, some hope things will be better one day, and that's why they invented monotheistic religions and gods.

So you think rain, storms, lightning and rainbows just happen, that there's no Agent? What are the chances that an explosion (the big bang) created everything we see? Surely there'd be a better chance of a brick factory exploding and creating a house. What are the chances that life appeared from non-life and evolved slowly over time through random mutations into all the forms we see today? That is unbelievably improbable. It makes more sense to believe God supernaturally created the earth and all life in six days 6,000 years ago. For when you have eliminated the improbable, whatever remains, however impossible, must be the truth.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

Learn how to read, man. In fact all of you here need to learn this. I am really tired of telling you the same things again and again. I didn't look for Cristian discussion. I had no idea this is some Christian site, when I came here. I was looking for information about CONSENSUAL (and therefore legal) sexual torture, which I guess you consider sinful too, right? And you know what? I don't care what you or other religious fanatics like you (from whatever religion) consider sinful. I don't give a piffle. I do, what I want and won't let myself be influenced by anyone. And if you think I'm influenced by something you call "satan", then think it, it's your fight. I don't care about your opinion.

Friend, you are lying. Plain and simple. You cannot just come and and post. You must join. To join, you have th answer questions about the Bible. Since you hate God, you did not know the answers and probably had to ask your parents to get the answer for you. Then you had to wait for a email confirmation of permission from Landover to post.
So do not try for one minute to obfuscate the facts. You are a sick pervert trolling the internet for victims to torture in your sex chamber. I suppose you prowl the mean streets late at night, looking for victims. Some young, innocent girl, walking home from the movie theater where she works selling milk and cookies. You throw a hood over her head and toss her in the trunk of your Tercel. You get home, drag her helpless body down into your parents basement (Both of them home you no doubt keep drugged so as you can steal their social security checks). In your basement, you probably tie the girl to chair, in a long line of chairs, all your other blindfolded, bound and gagged near death victims sit in pools of vomit, blood, defecation and urine.
What is wrong with you?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

I'll try to explain this more deeply, looks like it was not clear from my brief description earlier.

You believe man was created by God, right? I think it's quite the opposite - that people created God (and all other gods) by their faith. First people needed to explain things they did not understand, like rain, storm, lightning, rainbow, etc. and when they learned it is not made by some supernatural entity, they still needed something to ease their minds, to focus on something else than their everyday troubles. They needed some comfort, some hope things will be better one day, and that's why they invented monotheistic religions and gods.

I hope it's clearer now, but I can't express myself in English as well as I'd like to

So what you are saying is that the thoughts and beliefs created God out of thin air, by magic?

Some by that logic leprechauns, elves and eskimos are real, too?

People don't have magical powers and they cannot create deities out of thin air.



YIC

[Toreal]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

How can you possibly believe this if you don't believe in unevidenced things? That does not make any sense to me and my mind, I expect, don't you?

How do you manage the cognitive dissonance these two lines of thought cause?

God bless.

I'll try to explain this more deeply, looks like it was not clear from my brief description earlier.

You believe man was created by God, right? I think it's quite the opposite - that people created God (and all other gods) by their faith. First people needed to explain things they did not understand, like rain, storm, lightning, rainbow, etc. and when they learned it is not made by some supernatural entity, they still needed something to ease their minds, to focus on something else than their everyday troubles. They needed some comfort, some hope things will be better one day, and that's why they invented monotheistic religions and gods.

I hope it's clearer now, but I can't express myself in English as well as I'd like to

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

There is far more to Christianity than the 10 Commandments. You're pretty dumb, aren't you?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

I don't see any of the Ten Commandments here in your list.

I don't give a piffle about Mr. Hutchins and his "desire to save" me. Even if I needed to be saved from something, I'd definitely refuse help from people propagating brutal torture of little children. How can you call yourself Christians? It's an insult to every single one of them.

Young lady, why do you insist on posting on God's favourite forum if you don't have a deep seated desire to be Saved(r) and washed in the Blood of the Lamb?

The good people here, decent humble, honest True Christians(TM) are he to help you find the Salvation(r) that you so obviously need. You can let go of the torture porn and the snuff movies any day you choose, simply by letting Jesus come inside you.

God bless you, my child.

YIC

[Toreal]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean
Leviticus 10:10

Then one said unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren stand without, desiring to speak with thee.
But he answered and said unto him that told him, Who is my mother? and who are my brethren?
And he stretched forth his hand toward his disciples, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren!
For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.
Matthew 12:47-50

But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils.
1st Corinthians 10:20

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you
2nd Corinthians 6:14-17

Mr. Hutchins is a True Christian™ man and close, personal friend of Jesus. If he sees some glimmer of hope in you, I would not dismiss that so readily! Besides, he knows atheists live in denial, and he wants to share with you the Light of Christ!

I don't see any of the Ten Commandments here in your list.

I don't give a fuck about Mr. Hutchins and his "desire to save" me. Even if I needed to be saved from something, I'd definitely refuse help from people propagating brutal torture of little children. How can you call yourself Christians? It's an insult to every single one of them.

[Toreal]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

Let me gt this straight. You searched for a Christian discussion area to masturbate? I take it you type with one hand?

Learn how to read, man. In fact all of you here need to learn this. I am really tired of telling you the same things again and again. I didn't look for Cristian discussion. I had no idea this is some Christian site, when I came here. I was looking for information about CONSENSUAL (and therefore legal) sexual torture, which I guess you consider sinful too, right? And you know what? I don't care what you or other religious fanatics like you (from whatever religion) consider sinful. I don't give a fuck. I do, what I want and won't let myself be influenced by anyone. And if you think I'm influenced by something you call "satan", then think it, it's your fight. I don't care about your opinion.

[Jedediah]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

Hey, have you ever heard, that the thing on your neck is sometimes used for thinking? Do you know, what does the word mean?

Incorrect. That "thing on your neck" is used for reading the Holy Bible, processing directives from the LORD, and carrying out His Word.

Proverbs 3:5-6
Trust in the Lord with all thine heart;
and lean not unto thine own understanding.
In all thy ways acknowledge him,
and he shall direct thy paths.

The LORD didn't give us tallywhackers for masturbating, and He didn't give us brains for thinking for ourselves!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

in fact I think there exists every god anyone believes in, gods are created by the thoughts of their believers;

How can you possibly believe this if you don't believe in unevidenced things? That does not make any sense to me and my mind, I expect, don't you?

How do you manage the cognitive dissonance these two lines of thought cause?

God bless.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

I never saw any single proof of his existence. I won't tell anyone (s)he's wrong in believing in any god (in fact I think there exists every god anyone believes in, gods are created by the thoughts of their believers; I hope I explained this clearly enough, I'm not a native English speaker), but I think there is nothing like a god or supernatural entity directing everything on the world. My life will never be directed by anyone else than myself.

Your life is being directed by satan right now. Even if you don't believe it, that doesn't make it untrue. Satan's greatest trick is to deceive people into believing that hell doesn't exist. In fact, hell is chock full of godmockers like you.

2 Thessalonians 1:8-9
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction.

I urge you to give your life over to God now.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation?

What commandment tells you to avoid people?

And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean
Leviticus 10:10

Then one said unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren stand without, desiring to speak with thee.
But he answered and said unto him that told him, Who is my mother? and who are my brethren?
And he stretched forth his hand toward his disciples, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren!
For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.
Matthew 12:47-50

But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils.
1st Corinthians 10:20

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you
2nd Corinthians 6:14-17

Can you read, man? I said I don't believe in god and have no church and you want me to tell you about my church and how I found Jesus?

Mr. Hutchins is a True Christian™ man and close, personal friend of Jesus. If he sees some glimmer of hope in you, I would not dismiss that so readily! Besides, he knows atheists live in denial, and he wants to share with you the Light of Christ!