[SUV]

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So Zeke needs to either marry Thumper or they need to break off the engagement.

Well! At least Pastor Ezekiel and Sister Thumper don't run wild across the Country-side, with Hicks and Wiggers, stealing peoples' clothing out of dryers in laundromats so that they can SNIFF THEM!!!!!

[Nobar King]

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Well! At least Pastor Ezekiel and Sister Thumper don't run wild across the Country-side, with Hicks and Wiggers, stealing peoples' clothing out of dryers in laundromats.

That happened to me once and I was lucky to be able to run the thief down and get my duds back. I don't leave my clothes alone at the laundrymat, anymore

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Well! At least Pastor Ezekiel and Sister Thumper don't run wild across the Country-side, with Hicks and Wiggers, stealing peoples' clothing out of dryers in laundromats so that they can SNIFF THEM!!!!!

I don't steal other people's clothes, and I don't go about randomly sniffing garments.
But you can't tell me that when you pull a t-shirt or a sweater over your head, or dry your face with a towel, you don't notice what it smells like.
If people didn't like their laundry to smell nice, then why would detergent and fabric softener manufacturers put scent in their products?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Paul also says that women are saved in child-bearing. How are the women supposed to bear children if the men are all supposed to be celibate?

Paul also says that pastors should be the husband of one wife.

So Zeke needs to either marry Thumper or they need to break off the engagement.

Once again, you are sticking your warty nose into other people's business, only this time the business is MINE.

If you cannot keep your unsaved opinions to yourself, and stop trying to break up good Christian couples (in a feeble attempt to turn everyone queer), then you are going to be asked to leave.

MIND YOUR OWN CALDRON, witch!

[Brother Temperance]

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Aren't you TC's compelled to marry and make babies for Jesus?

I can see what you're trying to do here, and no, Jesus is not going to compel me to marry you, no matter how much you might wish it.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I can see what you're trying to do here, and no, Jesus is not going to compel me to marry you, no matter how much you might wish it.

Marry you? Just the thought makes me want to hurl.

I am happily married, and even if I weren't, I wouldn't marry a TC if my life depended on it.

[Talitha]

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Marry you? Just the thought makes me want to hurl.

I am happily married, and even if I weren't, I wouldn't marry a TC if my life depended on it.

Your life may not depend on it but your eternal Soul certainly shall.

You shouldn't say that kind of stuff whilst Jesus is watching.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Your life may not depend on it but your eternal Soul certainly shall.

You shouldn't say that kind of stuff whilst Jesus is watching.

It's the truth. Would your Jesus prefer that I lie?

[Brother Temperance]

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Marry you? Just the thought makes me want to hurl.

I am happily married, and even if I weren't, I wouldn't marry a TC if my life depended on it.

Just out of interest, which would you rather do - marry a TC, or make a post with some kind of vaguely interesting, amusing, worthwhile or thought-provoking content?

[Roberta]

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Marry you? Just the thought makes me want to hurl.

I am happily married, and even if I weren't, I wouldn't marry a TC if my life depended on it.

Not even a real "hunk" like Chuck Norris?

[SUV]

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I once stole a great big load out of Nobar King's dryer and, after sniffing off all the Manly Christian scent possible, I took it to sell on the street corner for Crack and Lottery Tickets.

Jesus Christmas.......she admits to it!!!!!

PS By the way, has anyone found out yet who this "Sex Ed" might be? Probably it's that horrible Teddy Kennedy, who is "poised like a drunken walrus on the edge of the Armageddon"

GoD! This has now become double disgusting! Excuse me while I go have a few slices of Tipsy Cake in order to restore my Spirits

[Don the Baptist]

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Aren't you TC's compelled to marry and make babies for Jesus?

If I was married to the likes of you I'd be more compelled to dot your eye for you!

[tLakota]

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PS By the way, has anyone found out yet who this "Sex Ed" might be?

Sex Ed is short for sexual education. It's not a person and you would know that if you went to school. This thread was meant to be good advice for me and the other teens preparing for that special person that we will marry. I've got housecleaning, cooking, taking care of children from infancy, and being generally nice down pat. But anything else I could know would still be interesting. I don't know what happened to that. We've gotten some pretty good responses but it's been hijacked.

[Don the Baptist]

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Aren't you TC's compelled to marry and make babies for Jesus?

I have to agree with Dances, good women are always clean if they have a water source. In fact, if you're lost in the woods and have a water bottle, you can still stay clean to a degree. Both my mom and I wear pads and we never smell bad.

The argument could be made for rubbing oneself down with dried tree bark or leaves in the absence of water but that does not mean it is right. The bible specifically gives us instructions to be followed during periods of "uncleanness". The Bible say it, I believe it and that settles it!

[Don the Baptist]

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Sex Ed is short for sexual education. It's not a person and you would know that if you went to school. This thread was meant to be good advice for me and the other teens preparing for that special person that we will marry. I've got housecleaning, cooking, taking care of children from infancy, and being generally nice down pat. But anything else I could know would still be interesting. I don't know what happened to that. We've gotten some pretty good responses but it's been hijacked.

I thought we wrapped it up at "loud in bed" and "quiet in church" - submissive in BOTH.