[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

I'm not sure if you're aware, but impregnating a girl of that age is called: statutory rape. Wow isn't law fun! It's funny how you base your life off of practically stone age writing? Get with the times, what you are is a pedophile, nothing more nothing less.

Listen Jermaine, if you think I'm going take any kind of advice from the likes of you, you're sorely mistaken.

Also, if you'd taken the time to read the thread, all your ignorant, unsaved questions would have been answered. I shouldn't really be surprised though, your kind is known for being shiftless and illiterate.

I have to go now, my wife just threw up all over the stove. It smells like a rendering plant in my kitchen at the moment!

[Didymus Much]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

I'm not sure if you're aware, but impregnating a girl of that age is called: statutory rape...

Not if you're legally married, which they are.

... Wow isn't law fun!...

Even more so when you get a clue what you're talking about.

...It's funny how you base your life off of practically stone age writing?...

I'm getting the impression that you have a problem with the Bible.

...Get with the times, what you are is a True Christian(tm), nothing more nothing less.

FTFY.

[AgnosticBuckNigra]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Easy there Tonto, I'm only 37! Old enough to be her father? Sure, I'll give you that, but let's not get ridiculous here, OK? She's 14 for goodness sake! For me to be her Grandfather, I would have to have, lemme see, had my first child when I was 12. See, that's just stupid, whoever heard of someone getting married when they were still a preteen. You're sick!

I'm not sure if you're aware, but impregnating a girl of that age is called: statutory rape. Wow isn't law fun! It's funny how you base your life off of practically stone age writing? Get with the times, what you are is a pedophile, nothing more nothing less.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

I feel sorry for Naomi. The poor child isn't even done growing herself, and is pregnant by a man old enough to be her grandfather, who expects her to be his body servant as well as a walking incubator.

Easy there Tonto, I'm only 37! Old enough to be her father? Sure, I'll give you that, but let's not get ridiculous here, OK? She's 14 for goodness sake! For me to be her Grandfather, I would have to have, lemme see, had my first child when I was 12. See, that's just stupid, whoever heard of someone getting married when they were still a preteen. You're sick!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

I feel sorry for Naomi. The poor child isn't even done growing herself, and is pregnant by a man old enough to be her grandfather, who expects her to be his body servant as well as a walking incubator.

And any of that violates Holy Scripture exactly how?

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

By the sound of it you've never been pregnant for more than five minutes without having the "parasite" ripped out of you so how about you shut your hateful yap and stop being so insensitive to poor Naomi.

I feel sorry for Naomi. The poor child isn't even done growing herself, and is pregnant by a man old enough to be her grandfather, who expects her to be his body servant as well as a walking incubator.

[handmaiden]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

I'm sure that God's plan for many women does not involve getting pregnant.

You need life experience before you can bring up a child everybody knows that!

Turning women into baby factories is not God's plan.

ThinksDesign

You don't have a clue about God's plan.


God has made Himself known in the Holy Bible. He has made His commandments known in the Holy Bible. He has made His dispensation for humanity known in the Holy Bible.


You don't write as though you have anything but the most cursory knowledge of the Bible. Therefore, according to the Bible, you don't know God.

So, how can you claim to know God's plan?



Sequitarily Yours,

Handmaiden

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

You try being pregnant and see how much cooking and housework YOU can get done while dealing with morning sickness.

By the sound of it you've never been pregnant for more than five minutes without having the "parasite" ripped out of you so how about you shut your hateful yap and stop being so insensitive to poor Naomi.

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Just a quick update on the wife and my future son. On the plus side, the tests came back and she's officially got a bun in the oven!

On the minus side, all she does is barf, whine, and cry! I'm back to eating at the Landover Field Kountry Kitchen for most of my meals.

Wives, lemme tell you, can't live with 'em, can't live with them. Am I right?

You try being pregnant and see how much cooking and housework YOU can get done while dealing with morning sickness.

[John Creeser]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

On the minus side, all she does is barf, whine, and cry! I'm back to eating at the Landover Field Kountry Kitchen for most of my meals.

I HATED THIS. Is this not supposed to be a joyous time? I just told Abigail to shut her yap and if she kept it up she could spend the rest of her pregnancy in the menstra-hut.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Pssst . . . tell her not to roast it.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Just a quick update on the wife and my future son. On the plus side, the tests came back and she's officially got a bun in the oven!

On the minus side, all she does is barf, whine, and cry! I'm back to eating at the Landover Field Kountry Kitchen for most of my meals.

Wives, lemme tell you, can't live with 'em, can't live with them. Am I right?

[James Hutchins]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

So Brother Portway, is your little bride vomiting all the time yet? The first birht nis always such a time of mystery and excitement. Treasure all the joy. My wife, Mrs. Hutchins has gotten to the point of boredom it seems. I guess 35 years of constant pregnancy and a infant at her bosom continuosly could do that. Your little bride has a lot to look forward to!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

So all you can do is call me a slut?

I hope you treat your wife with more respect.

Christian's should respect everyone.

ThinksDesign?

Zip it, whore!

What did you expect when you married a child?

I don't like to repeat myself, so . . . just read what I said to the other whore.

[Jedediah]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

They go on about how 'natural selection' made us perfect and then start whining when a young woman is fully equipped to have babies. Are they saying that evolution got it wrong? I thought that they got their 'morals' from evolution. How come the two don't match up?

YIC

Jack

The thing about the libs, though, is that half the time they get pregnant, they run out and get an abortion. Filthy whores...