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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #16
    Re: I think God gave me a baby.

    DON'T ROAST IT!!

    Hey, you can't be too sure with kids these days.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Thinks Design
      Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
      • Mar 2012
      • 366

      #17
      Re: I think God gave me a baby.

      You poor thing! You should not be giving birth at such a young age. You should be out doors playing with your friends and exploring God's creation!

      God has a plan for all of us but there is no need to to rush into childbirth like this.

      I hope you read this and can start to think independently. God gave everyone a brain to use (YES EVEN WOMEN!!!).

      ThinksDesign.
      I whore for Satan

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #18
        Re: I think God gave me a baby.

        Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
        You poor thing! You should not be giving birth at such a young age. You should be out doors playing with your friends and exploring God's creation!

        God has a plan for all of us but there is no need to to rush into childbirth like this.

        I hope you read this and can start to think independently. God gave everyone a brain to use (YES EVEN WOMEN!!!).

        ThinksDesign.
        How do you know what God's plan is for her?

        Do you think you know better than He?

        If He didn't want her to bear children, how could she get pregnant?
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Jedediah
          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
          Fisher of Men
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2010
          • 6824

          #19
          Re: I think God gave me a baby.

          Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
          God has a plan for all of us but there is no need to to rush into childbirth like this.
          Nonsense. Women only have so many good child-bearing years at their disposal. The sooner they start, the larger a quiver full of children they can make!

          As far as I'm concerned, every girl should start making babies as soon as she starts getting her moonblood. Every time a girl has her moonblood, that one less potential Christian being brought into the world.

          Start early, and stay pregnant. Don't have a de facto abortion by letting your eggs go unused. Some states have even recognized that life begins immediately after a woman's last unclean time.

          Why do you hate children?
          II Thessalonians 1:7-9
          And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
          In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
          Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



          The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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          • Thinks Design
            Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
            • Mar 2012
            • 366

            #20
            Re: I think God gave me a baby.

            I'm sure that God's plan for many women does not involve getting pregnant.

            You need life experience before you can bring up a child everybody knows that!

            Turning women into baby factories is not God's plan.

            ThinksDesign
            I whore for Satan

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            • Capt. Aaron Portway
              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
              Salvation from Above
              God's Favorite Pilot™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2008
              • 6309

              #21
              Re: I think God gave me a baby.

              Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
              I'm sure that God's plan for many women does not involve getting pregnant.

              You need life experience before you can bring up a child everybody knows that!

              Turning women into baby factories is not God's plan.

              ThinksDesign
              Listen you false Christian slut, don't go filling my young wife's head with your liberal lies! She's confused enough already.

              I swear, I forgot what is was like to be married. I wake up in the morning, and she's there, whining about how sick she feels. And every time I need to use the bathroom, she's in there ahead of me. I come home from work, and she's there, with her excuse for dinner, acting like she deserves a medal for heating up a can of soup!

              I mean, it's almost like I adopted a kid instead of getting married!
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              • Thinks Design
                Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
                • Mar 2012
                • 366

                #22
                Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                Listen you false Christian slut, don't go filling my young wife's head with your liberal lies! She's confused enough already.

                I swear, I forgot what is was like to be married. I wake up in the morning, and she's there, whining about how sick she feels. And every time I need to use the bathroom, she's in there ahead of me. I come home from work, and she's there, with her excuse for dinner, acting like she deserves a medal for heating up a can of soup!

                I mean, it's almost like I adopted a kid instead of getting married!
                So all you can do is call me a slut?

                I hope you treat your wife with more respect.

                Christian's should respect everyone.

                ThinksDesign?
                I whore for Satan

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #23
                  Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                  Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
                  I'm sure that God's plan for many women does not involve getting pregnant.
                  If His plan doesn't involve them getting pregnant, they won't get pregnant.

                  You need life experience before you can bring up a child everybody knows that!
                  And how would a woman gain experience except by bringing up a child?

                  Turning women into baby factories is not God's plan.

                  ThinksDesign
                  How do you know this? Upon what do you base your statement?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Fleur-de-lis
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Apr 2012
                    • 161

                    #24
                    Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                    Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post

                    I mean, it's almost like I adopted a kid instead of getting married!
                    What did you expect when you married a child?

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #25
                      Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                      Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
                      What did you expect when you married a child?
                      How is a child going to have a baby?

                      You secular people are so funny with your entirely arbitrary rules about nature like you know better just because you had some thoughts that you think are special.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • Jack O'fagan
                        With faith as immovable as the Earth
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 4836

                        #26
                        Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        How is a child going to have a baby?

                        You secular people are so funny with your entirely arbitrary rules about nature like you know better just because you had some thoughts that you think are special.
                        They go on about how 'natural selection' made us perfect and then start whining when a young woman is fully equipped to have babies. Are they saying that evolution got it wrong? I thought that they got their 'morals' from evolution. How come the two don't match up?

                        YIC

                        Jack
                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                        • Jedediah
                          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                          Fisher of Men
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 6824

                          #27
                          Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                          Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                          They go on about how 'natural selection' made us perfect and then start whining when a young woman is fully equipped to have babies. Are they saying that evolution got it wrong? I thought that they got their 'morals' from evolution. How come the two don't match up?

                          YIC

                          Jack

                          The thing about the libs, though, is that half the time they get pregnant, they run out and get an abortion. Filthy whores...
                          II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                          And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                          In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                          Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                          The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                          • Capt. Aaron Portway
                            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                            Salvation from Above
                            God's Favorite Pilot™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 6309

                            #28
                            Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                            Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
                            So all you can do is call me a slut?

                            I hope you treat your wife with more respect.

                            Christian's should respect everyone.

                            ThinksDesign?
                            Zip it, whore!

                            Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
                            What did you expect when you married a child?
                            I don't like to repeat myself, so . . . just read what I said to the other whore.
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                            Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                            God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                            Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #29
                              Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                              So Brother Portway, is your little bride vomiting all the time yet? The first birht nis always such a time of mystery and excitement. Treasure all the joy. My wife, Mrs. Hutchins has gotten to the point of boredom it seems. I guess 35 years of constant pregnancy and a infant at her bosom continuosly could do that. Your little bride has a lot to look forward to!
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Capt. Aaron Portway
                                One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                                Salvation from Above
                                God's Favorite Pilot™
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 6309

                                #30
                                Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                                Just a quick update on the wife and my future son. On the plus side, the tests came back and she's officially got a bun in the oven!

                                On the minus side, all she does is barf, whine, and cry! I'm back to eating at the Landover Field Kountry Kitchen for most of my meals.

                                Wives, lemme tell you, can't live with 'em, can't live with them. Am I right?
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                                Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                                God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                                Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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