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    Originally posted by Luminelle View Post
    I'm bisexual, a major believer in God, and a girl scout. I have talked to my priest, and he said he has talked to God, who told him That there is not any reason to be ashamed of myself. We are people too, and there are stats that the same percentage of straight and gay people are rapists. THE SAME. I don't know why you think that gays are more likely to rape people, but they aren't.
    You talked to a man who believes Jesus is hiding inside his cracker, and that by drinking wine with a few magic words sprinkled over it he's drinking real blood. He's either taking you for the ride of your life or he's a deluded nincompoop. Either way, how can you trust a word he says? Why don't you read the Holy Bible instead and find out what God really thinks of your icky little gay habbits?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      Originally posted by Luminelle View Post
      I'm bisexual, a major believer in God, and a girl scout. I have talked to my priest, and he said he has talked to God, who told him That there is not any reason to be ashamed of myself. We are people too, and there are stats that the same percentage of straight and gay people are rapists. THE SAME. I don't know why you think that gays are more likely to rape people, but they aren't.
      Tell that to the millions of people who have been brutally raped by roving gangs of strap-on wearing bulldykes!

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        Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
        Tell that to the millions of people who have been brutally raped by roving gangs of strap-on wearing bulldykes!
        This is so true. In my thankless but necessary research into Asian decadence, I've came across video after video of this very thing happening. Nary a single school girl is safe over there, as these rampaging abominations will burst into classrooms and false-phallically violate both student and teacher alike.

        Afterward it is not uncommon for the male students to attempt a purification ritual on the sobbing girls in their own primitive way, called Bukakke. It is of course nothing but another perversion, doubtless influenced by their encounters with Catholic baptismal practices. But what can you expect from godless heathens?
        Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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          Originally posted by Luminelle View Post
          I'm bisexual, a major believer in God, and a girl scout. I have talked to my priest, and he said he has talked to God, who told him That there is not any reason to be ashamed of myself. We are people too, and there are stats that the same percentage of straight and gay people are rapists. THE SAME. I don't know why you think that gays are more likely to rape people, but they aren't.
          I can't seem to find your introduction post.

          You mentioned that you're bisexual and a believer in God. Which "god" is that? Obviously it cannot be the God of The Bible for two major reasons.
          1. You are a homosexual, which is condemned in The Bible by God.
          2. Being "bisexual" means that you cannot ever be faithful to one partner because you would need to slope off to find some other person to fornicate with.


          ROMANS 1
          26
          For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature..
          28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
          29-31 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
          32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.


          II PETER 2
          9-10a
          The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly out of temptations, and to reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be punished: But chiefly them that walk after the flesh in the lust of uncleanness..
          12 But these, as natural brute beasts, made to be taken and destroyed, speak evil of the things that they understand not; and shall utterly perish in their own corruption;
          13 And shall receive the reward of unrighteousness, as they that count it pleasure to riot in the day time. Spots they are and blemishes, sporting themselves with their own deceivings while they feast with you;
          14 Having eyes full of adultery, and that cannot cease from sin; beguiling unstable souls: an heart they have exercised with covetous practices; cursed children:
          KJV .. look up

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          • Re: Keep the FAGS out of the Boy Scouts!!!

            Is it just me, or does Luminelle sound like a brand of Godless feminine hygiene product? Or some type of petroleum-based rectal lube?

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              OK, Cottonelle, let's break things down to the level that even a female can understand it.

              1. Bitesticle

              Romans 1:26-27 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


              You see, God makes it clear right there that girl on girl homersex action is on a par with male homerism. God even made a big deal of it, by saying 'for even their women'. In other words, God found the cagey carpet cleaning so revolting that He had to stress it. God is saying that things are really bad when nookie starts nibbling nookie. God absolutely, positively, undeniably HATES Homers, be they male or female.


              2. Major believer in God.


              More like a major HATER of God. Nobody but nobody that is even a false, fluff-bunny Christian would spit in God's face by denying His will by munching muff. If you believe in God, it is only so you can hate Him by defying Him every single time you pluck lavender scented pubes from between your teeth.



              3. Girlscouts.



              Nobody cares about the Wilderness Girls, or whatever you call yourselves. Nobody would even know you existed if you didn't come around with boxes of overpriced cookies. Why aren't you home baking cookies? Boy Scouts are important because they will grow up to do great things like become church leaders and Republicans. Girl Scouts are unimportant because they will grow up to become real estate agents and Mary Kay dealers that don't know how to bake cookies from scratch.
              Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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              • Re: Keep the FAGS out of the Boy Scouts!!!

                Christ just gave me a revelation....maybe fags should be allowed in the Boy Scouts, as long as they are easily identifiable. Rainbow armbands, perhaps. The normal kids need something to practice their combat skills on, amen?

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                • Re: Keep the FAGS out of the Boy Scouts!!!

                  Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
                  Christ just gave me a revelation....maybe fags should be allowed in the Boy Scouts, as long as they are easily identifiable. Rainbow armbands, perhaps. The normal kids need something to practice their combat skills on, amen?
                  Glory! My relatives always said a pink triangle was appropriate for them.
                  Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                  • Re: Keep the FAGS out of the Boy Scouts!!!

                    We knew this day would come, when the Boy Scouts actually permit and encourage predatory man-boy sodomy.

                    Boy Scouts of America end total ban on gay adults.
                    "For far too long this issue has divided and distracted us," said the BSA's president, former Defense Secretary Robert Gates. "Now it's time to unite behind our shared belief in the extraordinary power of Scouting to be a force for good.
                    In other words, the fag agenda "finally paid us enough cold hard cash to allow the degenerate homo rapists to sleep with the little boys you trust in our care."

                    Can you just imagine? All those precious and innocent little rectums, fishing and hiking for the day, tying knots and roasting marshmallows around the campfire at night? With no idea of the misery and pain they will endure in the middle of the night, as the savage homos quietly unzip the tents, carefully crawl into your son's sleeping bag, and then violently impale the child with their diseased and rigid meat wrench?

                    The very thought of a queer completely bottomed out inside another man, violently spraying the victim's sigmoid colon with filthy baby batter, again and again, is repulsive enough to any decent Christian.

                    Now, they even have our children.

                    Come soon, sweet Jesus.

                    In Him
                    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                    • Re: Keep the FAGS out of the Boy Scouts!!!

                      But don't you know???? The Boy scouts are already all filled with Homo's. The only reason the group was ever created was for homo pedos and homo children to mingle with each other each night and do filthy disgusting things to each other.

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                      • Re: Keep the FAGS out of the Boy Scouts!!!

                        Originally posted by Brother Adolf View Post
                        But don't you know???? The Boy scouts are already all filled with Homo's. The only reason the group was ever created was for homo pedos and homo children to mingle with each other each night and do filthy disgusting things to each other.
                        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                        I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Re: Keep the FAGS out of the Boy Scouts!!!

                          Originally posted by Brother Adolf View Post
                          But don't you know???? The Boy scouts are already all filled with Homo's. The only reason the group was ever created was for homo pedos and homo children to mingle with each other each night and do filthy disgusting things to each other.
                          Devil worshiping Perverts will join any Holy Organazashun (even God's favorite forum!) in a feeble atempt to force there atheist agenda on decent, God Fearing human beins. Mister Truth himself was a scout leader until he herd of this terrible work of Satan.

                          In fact, he once had to take the rifel to severel boys he caught messing around with echother in there tent during a campin trip once. They gave him the medal of honor for defending the Word of God.

                          Now my poor, heroic Husbend is forbiden from sharing Christ's Love.! (as a women I am not permited to ekspress anger--Howver my Husbend has made an eksepshun in the case of blasphemes such as these).
                          Ephesians 5:22 - Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

                          1 Timothy 2:12 - But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

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                          • Re: Keep the FAGS out of the Boy Scouts!!!

                            Hi there everyone!


                            It disgusts me that these faggot homosexual queermongers are even allowed to live, let alone have recreational privileges such as joining a Scout troop! I have a beautiful 6 year old daughter and I cannot believe she is going to grow up in a world where these fudge packers and ***EUPHEMISM FOR A LADY'S NAUGHTY BITS REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** sweepers are allowed to walk the Earth!


                            My solution? Let's take all of our bombers, and level the city of Los Angeles (they're all fags anyway), build a huge 20 foot wall around the former city, round up all the queerosexual fags, and all the ***EUPHEMISM FOR SONS OF HAM REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** while we're at it, and napalm them all. Give them a good taste of what they're about to endure forever!
                            Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 08-10-2015, 07:00 PM. Reason: Please use language appropriate for women and children

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                            • Re: Keep the FAGS out of the Boy Scouts!!!

                              Originally posted by on4air31 View Post
                              Hi there everyone!


                              It disgusts me that these faggot homosexual queermongers are even allowed to live, let alone have recreational privileges such as joining a Scout troop! I have a beautiful 6 year old daughter and I cannot believe she is going to grow up in a world where these fudge packers and ***EUPHEMISM FOR A LADY'S NAUGHTY BITS REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** sweepers are allowed to walk the Earth!


                              My solution? Let's take all of our bombers, and level the city of Los Angeles (they're all fags anyway), build a huge 20 foot wall around the former city, round up all the queerosexual fags, and all the ***EUPHEMISM FOR SONS OF HAM REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** while we're at it, and napalm them all. Give them a good taste of what they're about to endure forever!
                              You paying for all this?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Re: Keep the FAGS out of the Boy Scouts!!!

                                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                You paying for all this?
                                Donald Trump promises he'll get the Mexicans to build a wall between Mexico and the Great United States, and further, that they'll pay for it. Maybe the gays will pay for their fence. Once inside, they will keep it clean and tidy. They're a very clean and tidy people, homosexuals. Anyway, the idea has merit.

                                ...[Reverend] Worley says to the sounds of laughter from the congregation that he's figured "a way out." He suggests building a large fence -- 150 or 100 miles long -- and putting all the gays and lesbians inside it.

                                "And have that fence electrified 'til they can't get out," he says. "Feed 'em. And you know what, in a few years, they'll die out. Do you know why? They can't reproduce."
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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