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Preview: Call of Duty Black Ops 2
As everyone knows, we have always had unflinching support for the Call Of Duty series of patriotism-simulators.
The latest in the series, Black Ops 2, is being advertised by Oliver North. Of course, most of the players won't remember who he is, but I'm guessing that the CoDBo2 will act as a biography of his career.
Players will get to patriotically sell weapons to Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini (only illegal due to gun-control nazis) and then patriotically use the money to help Nicaroguan* drug dealers buy bombs (hey, maybe not technically legal, but we're not talking hard drugs like reefer. Just cocaine, which is necessary to keep our financial industry humming along. Have you ever managed to trade a smany derivatives as they do while sober? Good luck!)
Thanks for weapons, Ollie! High five!
So anyway, after the first bit, I hear the later levels get a bit fantastical, where the media and the voters and all the other traitors find out. In real life, Oliver North got off on a technicality. I hear in Call Of Duty: Blacks Ops 2 the traitors will be dealt with in a more, shall we say, splattery fashion.
I know, I have not actually played the game, but as a Christian I have a gift for Prophecy. I have seen us playing it in heaven, and as True Christians™ we will be the only ones to play, because the rapture will come before it is released. We are living in the final days: the final days, as the Bible says: (Mt.16:28, Mt.23:36, Mt.24:34, Mt.26:64, Mk.9:1, Mk.13:30, Lk.9:27, Lk.21:32, Phil.4:5, Heb.1:2, Rev.22:20).
*No, that's not a racial slur, they actually want to be called "nicaraguan". In fact, call them Mexicans and they get offended!
The latest in the series, Black Ops 2, is being advertised by Oliver North. Of course, most of the players won't remember who he is, but I'm guessing that the CoDBo2 will act as a biography of his career.
Players will get to patriotically sell weapons to Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini (only illegal due to gun-control nazis) and then patriotically use the money to help Nicaroguan* drug dealers buy bombs (hey, maybe not technically legal, but we're not talking hard drugs like reefer. Just cocaine, which is necessary to keep our financial industry humming along. Have you ever managed to trade a smany derivatives as they do while sober? Good luck!)
Thanks for weapons, Ollie! High five!
I know, I have not actually played the game, but as a Christian I have a gift for Prophecy. I have seen us playing it in heaven, and as True Christians™ we will be the only ones to play, because the rapture will come before it is released. We are living in the final days: the final days, as the Bible says: (Mt.16:28, Mt.23:36, Mt.24:34, Mt.26:64, Mk.9:1, Mk.13:30, Lk.9:27, Lk.21:32, Phil.4:5, Heb.1:2, Rev.22:20).
*No, that's not a racial slur, they actually want to be called "nicaraguan". In fact, call them Mexicans and they get offended!
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