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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #31
    Re: Atheism for kids

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    I'm saying that women can kick a guy's ass in self defense. You beat women for doing basically nothing. Women are their own people, they can do and believe what they want.
    Wrong!
    Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
    23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
    24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • hellion
      Nasty and Mean-Spirited
      • Nov 2006
      • 564

      #32
      Re: Atheism for kids

      Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
      Jesus does exist. He is Lord and GOD ALLMIGHTY. Praise Him!
      Jesus thinks it matters, He says you ought to shut up, and that you are inferior.

      Women are Saved by producing children, not through ragmunching and badmouthing.

      Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      1 Timothy 2:15
      Despite what you think, I'm not a lesbian. But why badmouth lesbians. They can do what they want, leave them alone.
      "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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      • hellion
        Nasty and Mean-Spirited
        • Nov 2006
        • 564

        #33
        Re: Atheism for kids

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        Please Friend, when we talk about a man, we mean man, not some screaming she-male from Sin Francisco that Nacy Pelosi leads around on a leash. Let's maintain the correct frame of reference, okay?
        I don't even know who Nancy Pelosi is and I'm not from San Francisco. I don't hate men, just sexist pigs like you.
        "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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        • hellion
          Nasty and Mean-Spirited
          • Nov 2006
          • 564

          #34
          Re: Atheism for kids

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Wrong!
          Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
          23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
          24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
          Like I said: Your 'bible' is out of date. So don't even start with your sexist shit.
          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #35
            Re: Atheism for kids

            Originally posted by hellion View Post
            Like I said: Your 'bible' is out of date...
            That's not what the Bible says!
            Hebrews 13:8 Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.
            Malachi 3:6 For I am the LORD, I change not; therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed.

            The Bible very clearly says that God's words are as true today as when they were first written. So how could they be out of date?
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • SalvationSeeker
              True Christian™ Theologian
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2006
              • 3892

              #36
              Re: Atheism for kids

              Originally posted by hellion View Post
              Despite what you think, I'm not a lesbian. But why badmouth lesbians. They can do what they want, leave them alone.
              Lesbians are going to hell.
              And so I warn you sinners of your depraved lifestyles.
              I'm only trying to save you from hell here, don't be so hostile.

              Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart:
              Thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him.
              Leviticus 19:17


              For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections:
              For even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
              Romans 1:26

              Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death,
              Not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
              Romans 1:32
              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
              Proverbs 9:12-13

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              • Brother V
                True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 3481

                #37
                Re: Atheism for kids

                Funny, even that athian guy... what's his name... dorkins? can't PROVE that God doesn't exist.

                Why There Almost Certainly Is No God

                We cannot, of course, disprove God
                And there you have it, straight from the horses mouth. Athians can't disprove God!

                PRAISE JESUS!!!

                Your conjecture on the subject, makes you look foolish, when even your biggest athiests can't even PROVE the thing they claim. How many of their other claims are suspect?

                YIC
                V
                Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #38
                  Re: Atheism for kids

                  Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                  For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections:
                  For even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                  Romans 1:26

                  Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death,
                  Not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
                  Romans 1:32
                  Good choice of Scripture. That last verse shows that not only are lezbanians worthy of death, but so are the people who say that we shouldn't "badmouth" them and that we should "leave them alone."
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
                    Senior Pastor
                    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                    Always Biblically correct
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 10639

                    #39
                    Re: Atheism for kids

                    Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                    Athians can't disprove God!
                    She'll "prove" the nonexistence of God the same way she "proves" everything else — it's true because she says it is.
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323

                      #40
                      Re: Atheism for kids

                      Originally posted by hellion View Post
                      I don't even know who Nancy Pelosi is and I'm not from San Francisco. I don't hate men, just sexist pigs like you.
                      Nancy Pelosi is third in line to be President of the United States after GODLY President Bush and Assistant-Godly Vice President Cheney, you silly child! Or she WILL be on January 3, 2007.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • hellion
                        Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 564

                        #41
                        Re: Atheism for kids

                        Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                        Lesbians are going to hell.
                        And so I warn you sinners of your depraved lifestyles.
                        I'm only trying to save you from hell here, don't be so hostile.

                        Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart:
                        Thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him.
                        Leviticus 19:17


                        For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections:
                        For even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                        Romans 1:26

                        Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death,
                        Not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
                        Romans 1:32
                        Like I said. They can believe what they want. If they don't want to hear your bull shit, then leave them alone. Christians always talk shit about gays, when they're the ones worshipping a stupid book.
                        "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                        Moderatio est Figmentum

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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323

                          #42
                          Re: Atheism for kids

                          You can't be Kestrel, so you must be Icky's older sister who was booted out of school.
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • hellion
                            Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 564

                            #43
                            Re: Atheism for kids

                            Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
                            The only things that you have for defense are (i) your own say-so as to what you think happened millennia before you were born and (ii) gratuitous insults. If what you say is so true, why do you keep ignoring requests for evidence?

                            As has repeatedly been pointed out to you, you can't even quote the Bible correctly, and yet you claim to have the definitive answer on whether it's real. That's rich, even coming from you.
                            Actually, I couldn't stand reading the bible because it's an insulting, ridiculous, sexist piece of literature. I suppose you've never been to public school. Because they teach you all about evolution (which has been proven real). So look it up. I couldn't possibly teach you how the Earth truelly came to be, because you don't listen. Maybe if you stopped and thought once in awhile you would realize that what your 'reciting' is moronic. Instead you blindly follow some stupid hoax that's passed down for generations. I'm just asking that you be a little more open-minded. I tried to be Christian. I actually listened. I just think it's naive.
                            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                            • SalvationSeeker
                              True Christian™ Theologian
                              Forum Member
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 3892

                              #44
                              Re: Atheism for kids

                              Originally posted by hellion View Post
                              Actually, I couldn't stand reading the bible because it's an insulting, ridiculous, sexist piece of literature. I suppose you've never been to public school. Because they teach you all about evolution (which has been proven real). So look it up. I couldn't possibly teach you how the Earth truelly came to be, because you don't listen. Maybe if you stopped and thought once in awhile you would realize that what your 'reciting' is moronic. Instead you blindly follow some stupid hoax that's passed down for generations. I'm just asking that you be a little more open-minded. I tried to be Christian. I actually listened. I just think it's naive.
                              You keep telling us we are naive because we believe in God.
                              And because we follow the Bible, which is wisdom several thousands years old.

                              How is that naive, you think we should rather listen to who.. You?
                              Some college girl probably not even 18years old yet?

                              You're the naive one, harlot.
                              You don't know ANYTHING yet (and probably never will), but you believe you can teach us?
                              Please, stay inside that shortbus before you hurt yourself.


                              Originally posted by hellion View Post
                              Like I said. They can believe what they want. If they don't want to hear your bull shit, then leave them alone. Christians always talk shit about gays, when they're the ones worshipping a stupid book.
                              We're not worshipping a book, we worship God allmighty.


                              And I cannot leave them alone, I care too much about their souls to "leave them alone".
                              Would you walk away if you saw people heading towards eternal torture?
                              What kind of inconsiderate monster are you?
                              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                              Proverbs 9:12-13

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                              • hellion
                                Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 564

                                #45
                                Re: Atheism for kids

                                Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                                You keep telling us we are naive because we believe in God.
                                And because we follow the Bible, which is wisdom several thousands years old.

                                How is that naive, you think we should rather listen to who.. You?
                                Some college girl probably not even 18years old yet?

                                You're the naive one, harlot.
                                You don't know ANYTHING yet (and probably never will), but you believe you can teach us?
                                Please, stay inside that shortbus before you hurt yourself.




                                We're not worshipping a book, we worship God allmighty.


                                And I cannot leave them alone, I care too much about their souls to "leave them alone".
                                Would you walk away if you saw people heading towards eternal torture?
                                What kind of inconsiderate monster are you?
                                God almighty never existed. His word is fictional. It was written by humans, not god. All you see is god, god, and more god. Take a look around. This isn't god's creation. He never existed. He was made up, just like the greek gods and goddesses before him. So what actually makes you think the bible is real? Other that it says so in the bible...
                                "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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