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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #46
    Re: Atheism for kids

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    So what actually makes you think the bible is real? Other that it says so in the bible...
    Because it explains everything we see in the world and gives us permission to kill unbelievers like you. But we won't, because the ragheads will do it for us.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • SalvationSeeker
      True Christian™ Theologian
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 3892

      #47
      Re: Atheism for kids

      Originally posted by hellion View Post
      God almighty never existed. His word is fictional. It was written by humans, not god. All you see is god, god, and more god. Take a look around. This isn't god's creation. He never existed. He was made up, just like the greek gods and goddesses before him. So what actually makes you think the bible is real? Other that it says so in the bible...
      Hahahaha..
      Like I said, you think anyone sensible would believe what you say over what God says?

      Smarter people than you (which there are alot of) believe in God allmighty.
      Even Einstein did. (although in the wrong way, so he's burning in hell now.)

      Are you claiming to be smarter than him?
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #48
        Re: Atheism for kids

        Originally posted by hellion View Post
        God almighty never existed. His word is fictional. It was written by humans, not god. All you see is god, god, and more god. Take a look around. This isn't god's creation. He never existed. He was made up, just like the greek gods and goddesses before him. So what actually makes you think the bible is real? Other that it says so in the bible...
        As has already been pointed out to you, not that you ever listen, even one of your high priests of atheism has admitted that you can't disprove God. Yet you come here and tell us with an air of certainty that He never existed.

        Thank you so much for proving my point about you.

        P.S. When you wake up in hell, you'll wish that you had never existed.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Darren Ingram-Myers
          Liebral Girlie-Man
          • Nov 2006
          • 163

          #49
          Re: Atheism for kids

          Originally posted by hellion View Post
          Actually, I couldn't stand reading the bible because it's an insulting, ridiculous, sexist piece of literature.
          Well, so far, so good....

          I suppose you've never been to public school. Because they teach you all about evolution (which has been proven real). So look it up.
          I advise caution here. Public schools, besides being woefully underfunded, have a curriculum that is basically designed to turn students into cogs in the machinery of the corporate plutocracy. Also, once you've taken some classes in postmodern theory, you'll know that what this society calls "science" pretty much serves the same end.
          The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #50
            Re: Atheism for kids

            Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
            Well, so far, so good....

            I advise caution here. Public schools, besides being woefully underfunded, have a curriculum that is basically designed to turn students into cogs in the machinery of the corporate plutocracy. Also, once you've taken some classes in postmodern theory, you'll know that what this society calls "science" pretty much serves the same end.
            Now what have we got here? Are you a communist or something? You sound like one, with your talk of "corporate plutocracy".

            I have news for you sir; corporations are the saving grace of the American (and hence the world) economy, hand-in-hand with Jesus. I thank God every day for corporations! Glory! Corporations have written most of the current laws we have on the books in God's chosen country.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • hellion
              Nasty and Mean-Spirited
              • Nov 2006
              • 564

              #51
              Re: Atheism for kids

              Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
              As has already been pointed out to you, not that you ever listen, even one of your high priests of atheism has admitted that you can't disprove God. Yet you come here and tell us with an air of certainty that He never existed.

              Thank you so much for proving my point about you.

              P.S. When you wake up in hell, you'll wish that you had never existed.
              Hahaha! But you can't prove that he ever DID exist. Other than that do-do in the bible. I'd rather see Hell than worship 'god'. He's a terrible leader. And if he does exist, then I'll be a follower in Satan's army, to see that god is destroyed.
              Last edited by Bobby-Joe; 11-09-2006, 11:18 PM. Reason: Cleaned up potty mouth language
              "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

              Moderatio est Figmentum

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #52
                Re: Atheism for kids

                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                Hahaha! But you can't prove that he ever DID exist. Other than that do-do in the bible. I'd rather see Hell than worship 'god'. He's a terrible leader. And if he does exist, then I'll be a follower in Satan's army, to see that god is destroyed.
                Friend,

                If you do not turn to Jesus before he returns you will be in Satan's army when the time comes to fight the last battle. If you're idea of fighting God is running screaming from Jesus before He cuts your head off with His terrible swift sword you are welcome to it.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • hellion
                  Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 564

                  #53
                  Re: Atheism for kids

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Friend,

                  If you do not turn to Jesus before he returns you will be in Satan's army when the time comes to fight the last battle. If you're idea of fighting God is running screaming from Jesus before He cuts your head off with His terrible swift sword you are welcome to it.
                  Are you the one who edited my post? Ahh...whatever. The point is. If Satan wins. You'll be in Hell with me. And if so many people are evil, nasty, un-christian...then Satan must have a huge army...See you in Hell.
                  "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                  Moderatio est Figmentum

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                  • Darren Ingram-Myers
                    Liebral Girlie-Man
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 163

                    #54
                    Re: Atheism for kids

                    Originally posted by hellion View Post
                    Hahaha! But you can't prove that he ever DID exist. Other than that do-do in the bible. I'd rather see Hell than worship 'god'. He's a terrible leader. And if he does exist, then I'll be a follower in Satan's army, to see that god is destroyed.
                    What a macho, militaristic, chest-thumping thing to say.
                    The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #55
                      Re: Atheism for kids

                      Originally posted by hellion View Post
                      Hahaha! But you can't prove that he ever DID exist. Other than that do-do in the bible. I'd rather see Hell than worship 'god'. He's a terrible leader. And if he does exist, then I'll be a follower in Satan's army, to see that god is destroyed.
                      So then why are you here? We are True Christians™, and as such, have harmed no one. Why is it that you insist on persecuting us? If you want to be tortured for eternity in a lake of fire, then off with you. We have tried our best to offer you Christ's message of Salvation. You have rejected it, so we are done with you, harlot, as the Holy Bible commands.

                      Mark 6:11 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #56
                        Re: Atheism for kids

                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                        Hahaha! But you can't prove that he ever DID exist. Other than that do-do in the bible. I'd rather see Hell than worship 'god'. He's a terrible leader. And if he does exist, then I'll be a follower in Satan's army, to see that god is destroyed.
                        Just so you know, life isn't one of those video games that you kids* play, and neither is the afterlife.

                        *Some kids, anyway. I never gave any to my son, and I've told him not to let my grandson have any.
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                        Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                        • hellion
                          Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 564

                          #57
                          Re: Atheism for kids

                          Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
                          What a macho, militaristic, chest-thumping thing to say.
                          Sorry, I just can't stand these sexist people. Have you read some of these?? They openly admit to beating their wives! And they call me evil...

                          Who the Hell are you anyway?
                          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                          Moderatio est Figmentum

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                          • hellion
                            Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 564

                            #58
                            Re: Atheism for kids

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            So then why are you here? We are True Christians™, and as such, have harmed no one. Why is it that you insist on persecuting us? If you want to be tortured for eternity in a lake of fire, then off with you. We have tried our best to offer you Christ's message of Salvation. You have rejected it, so we are done with you, harlot, as the Holy Bible commands.

                            Mark 6:11 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.
                            For one: Don't question my motives. I have my reasons to hate God.
                            Secondly: I want to convince you that being a sexist pig is wrong. You're brainwashing people with contradictory statements and false prophecies. Why don't tell them about the other Christian religions that DON'T promote child and wife beating? And you're the ones who constantly bad-mouth anyone who isn't your religion. So I came here to question it. And you get so offended and threatened by it you talk crap about my every post with your bad grammar and spelling. So if you would stop harassing gays, Jews, Catholics, and so-on about their 'false religions' then maybe there wouldn't be so many people bad-mouthing you.
                            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                            Moderatio est Figmentum

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                            • hellion
                              Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 564

                              #59
                              Re: Atheism for kids

                              Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
                              Just so you know, life isn't one of those video games that you kids* play, and neither is the afterlife.

                              *Some kids, anyway. I never gave any to my son, and I've told him not to let my grandson have any.
                              I don't play video games. You're the ones living in this fantasy-world crap about 'god'.
                              "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                              Moderatio est Figmentum

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                              • Deaner
                                Christ's Love Messenger
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5932

                                #60
                                Re: Atheism for kids

                                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                For one: Don't question my motives. I have my reasons to hate God.
                                awwww...did God hurt your feelings little missy wissy bippy-boo? Hmmm?

                                Have you now become like some whining darkie complaining his centuries old ancestors were slaves and that's why they're allowed to sleep on their porch and steal white people's pies? Is that it? Have you become a victim?

                                Dean

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