[hellion]

Re: Atheism for kids

Jesus does exist. He is Lord and GOD ALLMIGHTY. Praise Him!
Jesus thinks it matters, He says you ought to shut up, and that you are inferior.

Women are Saved by producing children, not through ragmunching and badmouthing.

Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
1 Timothy 2:15

Despite what you think, I'm not a lesbian. But why badmouth lesbians. They can do what they want, leave them alone.

[Brother Temperance]

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I'm saying that women can kick a guy's ass in self defense. You beat women for doing basically nothing. Women are their own people, they can do and believe what they want.

Wrong!
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I'm saying that women can kick a guy's ass in self defense. You beat women for doing basically nothing. Women are their own people, they can do and believe what they want.

Please Friend, when we talk about a man, we mean man, not some screaming she-male from Sin Francisco that Nacy Pelosi leads around on a leash. Let's maintain the correct frame of reference, okay?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Also, the only thing you have for defense is the bible. But if the bible isn't real, then how can you defend yourself?

The only things that you have for defense are (i) your own say-so as to what you think happened millennia before you were born and (ii) gratuitous insults. If what you say is so true, why do you keep ignoring requests for evidence?

And I know the bible isn't real.

As has repeatedly been pointed out to you, you can't even quote the Bible correctly, and yet you claim to have the definitive answer on whether it's real. That's rich, even coming from you.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Jesus doesn't exist. Why would it matter if I were a woman or not anyway?

Jesus does exist. He is Lord and GOD ALLMIGHTY. Praise Him!
Jesus thinks it matters, He says you ought to shut up, and that you are inferior.

Women are Saved by producing children, not through ragmunching and badmouthing.

Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
1 Timothy 2:15

[hellion]

Re: Atheism for kids

What a silly facist, I can't understand why anyone, especially a woman, would believe such nonsense as might makes right.

Jesus decides what's right or not, being God allmighty.
Not you.

Jesus doesn't exist. Why would it matter if I were a woman or not anyway?

[SalvationSeeker]

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What a silly facist, I can't understand why anyone, especially a woman, would believe such nonsense as might makes right.

Jesus decides what's right or not, being God allmighty.
Not you.

[hellion]

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So what created evolution? Where did the bacteria come from? Have you ever seen a bacteria turn into a prehistoric animal?
That's frankly implausible. While you're making nonsense up, why don't you claim that your classmates regularly turn into flying monkeys and back again? It'd sound impressive, be the most convincing evidence of evilution anyone has yet come up with, and it'd hardly make your story any less believable.
Because God is playing a prank on you.
2 Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
Oh, so might makes right, eh? You equate physical strength with moral superiority? Just another glimpse into the FASCIST mindset of the typical liberal.

I'm saying that women can kick a guy's ass in self defense. You beat women for doing basically nothing. Women are their own people, they can do and believe what they want.

[Brother Temperance]

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No, you're wrong. Evolution created everything. Man made got up with "imagination". God never did exist. See, first there was just bacteria, then prehistoric animals, then eventually humans...

So what created evolution? Where did the bacteria come from? Have you ever seen a bacteria turn into a prehistoric animal?

How many times have I told you? In the new generation of people, women are smarter. ESPECIALLY in my school. All the guys are drunken drug-addicts who fail almost every class, while the girls get straight As and college scholarships.

That's frankly implausible. While you're making nonsense up, why don't you claim that your classmates regularly turn into flying monkeys and back again? It'd sound impressive, be the most convincing evidence of evilution anyone has yet come up with, and it'd hardly make your story any less believable.

The people who wrote the bible weren't clever. It contradicts itself with every sentence. For example :"God loves everyone", but then it also says: "God hates Jews, Gays, and Women." It also says you should never kill anyone. So why does religious wars kill more people than any others? It also says love thy neighbor. But it also tells you that people who happen to believe something different than you are evil and you should hate them. So what's the truth? If you're quoting the Bible, I want chapter and verse. At the moment, you're not quoting the Bible, you're just quoting what you think the Bible says.

*Secularist nonsense snipped* You say I'm the 'nasty mean-spirited one'. Then why are you the ones who are beating women and children? As we've already explained, in the context of a loving Christian relationship, gentle Christian beatings can often be an effective tool for encouraging misguided women and children to follow their master's ways, in a fashion which makes everyone happier. What could possibly be wrong with that?

Also, the only thing you have for defense is the bible. But if the bible isn't real, then how can you defend yourself? And I know the bible isn't real.
You're wrong. I have a Bible right here in my room. That proves it's real.
Why would there be prehistoric animal bones and evidence that women/men originated from simple bacteria if God created the Earth in a 'big boom' (which is the dumbest theory I've ever heard)?

Because God is playing a prank on you.
2 Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

Well, for a man you sure do bitch a lot. So who can even say you are a man? He can. And all the other Godly men of this Holy Church. And Jesus. And I know a lot of girls who could easily kick a guy's ass. A matter of fact of seen then do it. And I've beaten up a guy before, so don't even start with men are stronger.

Oh, so might makes right, eh? You equate physical strength with moral superiority? Just another glimpse into the FASCIST mindset of the typical liberal.

[hellion]

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Sorry, but women are addled, wicked and punished by GOD. They are smaller, weaker, dumber, bitchier and are good for cooking, cleaning , baking little soldiers for JESUS and not much else.

Well, for a man you sure do bitch a lot. So who can even say you are a man? And I know a lot of girls who could easily kick a guy's ass. A matter of fact of seen then do it. And I've beaten up a guy before, so don't even start with men are stronger. Some man are stronger than women, some women are stringer than men. And every defense you have is against me being a woman. Why don't you come up with something new? Oh, right. You're a man, and you're not clever enough...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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How many times have I told you? In the new generation of people, women are smarter. ESPECIALLY in my school. All the guys are drunken drug-addicts who fail almost every class, while the girls get straight As and college scholarships. Soon, you'll be the one wearing the skirt.

Wrong again, bubblehead. Even your monkey-worshiping scientists have proven beyond any doubt that Men are superior to women. Take a look HERE for proof.

The Bible says that women are inferior to Men in countless ways. If you are as smart as you claim, you would know that.

Now go fetch me a sandwich, girl!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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The people who wrote the bible weren't clever. It contradicts itself with every sentence. For example :"God loves everyone", but then it also says: "God hates Jews, Gays, and Women."

You seem to be quoting something, but you are not quoting the Bible. Are you making this up as you go or are you simply an idiot?

[hellion]

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How do you know any of this, and why should we believe it? Were you there when any of this supposedly happened? Yet you accuse us of believing without evidence. Oh, the irony!

As for the "clever hoax," God would have to be the cleverest hoax by a wide margin in human history*, even though those same "cavemen" who "weren't very smart" came up with it.

*May Jesus forgive me for saying that, even arguendo to rebuke a sinner.

The people who wrote the bible weren't clever. It contradicts itself with every sentence. For example :"God loves everyone", but then it also says: "God hates Jews, Gays, and Women." It also says you should never kill anyone. So why does religious wars kill more people than any others? It also says love thy neighbor. But it also tells you that people who happen to believe something different than you are evil and you should hate them. So what's the truth?

I admit, the cavemen were underestimated, and I apologize to them. Some of them were very smart, they just didn't have the tools to logically and scientifically come up with what's true. So they made God up to explain it. Eventually people believed that and only that. And they followed it relentlesly. Proves how stupid you people are. You say I'm the 'nasty mean-spirited one'. Then why are you the ones who are beating women and children?

Also, the only thing you have for defense is the bible. But if the bible isn't real, then how can you defend yourself? And I know the bible isn't real. Why would there be prehistoric animal bones and evidence that women/men originated from simple bacteria if God created the Earth in a 'big boom' (which is the dumbest theory I've ever heard)?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Sorry, but women are addled, wicked and punished by GOD. They are smaller, weaker, dumber, bitchier and are good for cooking, cleaning , baking little soldiers for JESUS and not much else.

[hellion]

Re: Atheism for kids

Pssst. It's not a college boy, it's a college girl. We mustn't expect too much of her poor overtaxed female brain.

How many times have I told you? In the new generation of people, women are smarter. ESPECIALLY in my school. All the guys are drunken drug-addicts who fail almost every class, while the girls get straight As and college scholarships. Soon, you'll be the one wearing the skirt.