[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: HUSBAND: Honey you need a HYSTERECTOMY!

Semen is a bodily fluid, BJ. Unless her son was an immaculate conception, there was semen involved.
And if she didn't produce vaginal secretions, penetration would have been extremely uncomfortable for her - since I doubt that TC's would approve of KY or Astroglide.

How I conceived precious little Tater is none of your business you vile Harlot!

Poor Momma G is going to be so disappointed when she sees how you've single handedly managed to make this entire thread a smarmy porno show.

Have you no shame?

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: HUSBAND: Honey you need a HYSTERECTOMY!

How I conceived precious little Tater is none of your business you vile Harlot!

Poor Momma G is going to be so disappointed when she sees how you've single handedly managed to make this entire thread a smarmy porno show.

Have you no shame?

Because of some of those words Dances with Orgasms used, my husband has forbidden me from reading this thread any further!

PS Is it just me, or are men awfully sensitive about the E word???

[Justina Thyme]

Re: HUSBAND: Honey you need a HYSTERECTOMY!

It's not just you, Mother Glynndie. It's them, all of them. They're worried about too fast, too slow, too much, not enough, and any other weird combination you can think of. It's like a sad little production of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, except it's a lot harder to get to the happy ending.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: HUSBAND: Honey you need a HYSTERECTOMY!

Have you no shame?

None.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: HUSBAND: Honey you need a HYSTERECTOMY!

It's not just you, Mother Glynndie. It's them, all of them. They're worried about too fast, too slow, too much, not enough, and any other weird combination you can think of. It's like a sad little production of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, except it's a lot harder to get to the happy ending.

Oh dear! And I had always thought he should get it over with quickly before the Lord disapproves. Besides, I have to check on my baking every ten to twelve minutes.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: HUSBAND: Honey you need a HYSTERECTOMY!

Oh dear! And I had always thought he should get it over with quickly before the Lord disapproves. Besides, I have to check on my baking every ten to twelve minutes.

I see your point - a man's hearty appetite must not be kept waiting when it comes to baking. Sister Glendora. I'll keep it sharp and sweet. The Lord's advice is as follows:
Isa:54:1: Sing, O barren, thou that didst not bear; break forth into singing, and cry aloud, thou that didst not travail with child: for more are the children of the desolate than the children of the married wife, saith the LORD.

I think your correspondent should go ahead with her husband's wishes and then take a job baby-sitting or wet-nursing or the like.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: HUSBAND: Honey you need a HYSTERECTOMY!

Oh dear! And I had always thought he should get it over with quickly before the Lord disapproves. Besides, I have to check on my baking every ten to twelve minutes.

I didn't mean to worry you, Mother Glynndie. Ten to twelve minutes is well within the norm (at least for Mr. Thyme and me). As a precaution, however, I suggest that you train one of your kitchen staff to set a timer when you and Mr. Christianson enter your boudoir, thus relieving you of the additional stress of fretting about your other wifely duties.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: HUSBAND: Honey you need a HYSTERECTOMY!

Actually, I had an endometrial ablation because I was having periods so heavy that I was soaking through my clothes every hour, even using tampons two at a time and excruciating cramps. And my cycles were coming two weeks apart instead of once a month.

Thank you for sharing that with us.

Please tell us about any other infestations and plagues the Lord has sent your way for not accepting Him.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: HUSBAND: Honey you need a HYSTERECTOMY!

Thank you for sharing that with us.

Please tell us about any other infestations and plagues the Lord has sent your way for not accepting Him.

It was neither an infestation nor a plague - just harsh periods. Since I had no interest in having children anyway, it made no sense for me to continue to put up with them.
My health is quite good, and Jesus has nothing to do with it - just healthy diet high in veggies and low in meat, moderate exercise, and positive outlook.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: HUSBAND: Honey you need a HYSTERECTOMY!

It was neither an infestation nor a plague - just harsh periods. Since I had no interest in having children anyway, it made no sense for me to continue to put up with them.
My health is quite good, and Jesus has nothing to do with it - just healthy diet high in veggies and low in meat, moderate exercise, and positive outlook.

Oh yes, if there's one thing you're famous for around here, it's your positive outlook.