[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Chicken of the Sea Mermaid and Other Mascots That Offend Me

Those commercials are revolting, but not nearly as revolting as four men dressed as fruit who live in men's underwear.

[SUV]

Re: Chicken of the Sea Mermaid and Other Mascots That Offend Me

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Originally Posted by SUV
Because no matter how many boxes of the things one Eats, they are still vile and disgusting!!!


"So stop eating them" -- Dances with Goys

WHAT?!!!

Would one of you good Brothers or Pastors decipher this for me, please?

Truly, this one gets more Wily & Wicked here as time goes by

[Nobar King]

Re: Advertising Mascots That I Find Offensive

The Kool-Aid Man



He doesn't wear a stitch of clothing; he likes to hang around children; and he screams "Oh, Yeaahh!" with unbridled lust. Furthermore, he willfully destroys property like a Mexican or a Negro.

Case in point. Here is the Kool-aid man breaking into the USA on Cinco-de-Mayo:

[HereOnMyOwn]

Re: Chicken of the Sea Mermaid and Other Mascots That Offend Me

An advertising campaign shows the 'King' in bed with a teen aged boy. So not only is he bi, he's in NAMBLA, too.

"Wake up with the king." isn't referring to breakfast muffins!!

That is filth and smut. Disgusting. Promoting the actions of homos and colluding with sluts!

[Gweni4]

Re: Chicken of the Sea Mermaid and Other Mascots That Offend Me

Elsie the Cow



Elsie is attractive, and not just for a bovine. She's attractive period. She has come hither eyes and a mouth that aches to be kissed. Bestiality has no place in the dairy department. It should at the very least be in the pet food aisle. Borden, you should be ashamed of yourself for giving me such thoughts. Take a cue from Carnation. This is what a cow looks like:

It is so disgusting that you would even say that. Mouth that aches to be kissed?Give you such thoughts? Buddy that is sick, you should be locked up or worse.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Chicken of the Sea Mermaid and Other Mascots That Offend Me

Elsie the Cow



Elsie is attractive, and not just for a bovine. She's attractive period. She has come hither eyes and a mouth that aches to be kissed. Bestiality has no place in the dairy department. It should at the very least be in the pet food aisle. Borden, you should be ashamed of yourself for giving me such thoughts. Take a cue from Carnation. This is what a cow looks like:

Perhaps you should be more concerned about your sexual attraction to animals and animated characters.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Chicken of the Sea Mermaid and Other Mascots That Offend Me

The French's Mustard Flag

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Chicken of the Sea Mermaid and Other Mascots That Offend Me

The Dunkin' Donuts Guy



In the commercials, he rolls out of bed at four in the morning, declaring, "Time to make the donuts." He is obviously Italian, and it's a fact that Italians are lazy, worthless, and cannot get up before noon. This is blatant liberal propaganda--Dunkin' Donuts would have us believe that wops are productive members of society, when, in fact, the only thing productive about them is their members. Dagos are lusty and need to spill their seed throughout the day. That's why they have plastic on their couches. I wouldn't trust one alone with tallywacker-receptive fare.



Never order a glazed or cream-filled donut if you see an Italian behind the counter. Never.

Also, Dunkin' Donuts Guy, how about wearing a courtesy mustache net?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Chicken of the Sea Mermaid and Other Mascots That Offend Me

This just in: Ronald McDonald has been arrested for being a drug pusher.

This turn of events will no doubt further enrage Brother Hatchet.

[Paul Jeffery]

Re: Chicken of the Sea Mermaid and Other Mascots That Offend Me

Introducing a new kind of filth!


How is this blatant emphasis on the rump of an animal even legal? This is nauseating! I have begun crafting a letter of protest to the FCC and would encourage Christians everywhere to do the same. Enough is enough.