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I was revolted this morning.
There it was, unmasked before me.
A sneaky, cunning, deviously unsubtle and completely obvious ploy from that old serpent Revelation 12:9 to get kids on the floundering spaghetti maniac wavelength even before they can speak.
It was so exciting to look at the alphabet, wondering what the next letter was going to be called, to see how those letters would be used for example on shop windows. A shoe shop was pretty unmistakeable with all those shoes and leathery fragrance (and the weird types who work in them as I have since disccovered to my blanching horror when I realised what he was doing: the shoe fitted perfectly, it didn't require any adjustment at all!)
..where was I? ..oh yes ..but once I started learning the alphabet I could at once glean that S + H + O + E + S must mean "shoes" (because it was written on a shoe shop window) and that would have been my first word.
And true to his heritage he makes every one pay for the privelege of HELL ON EARTH followed by HELL FOREVER (in hell).
PARENTS ONLY for information
http://www.fontpalace.com/font-download/T.H.+Alphabet+Soup+Regular/
There it was, unmasked before me.
A sneaky, cunning, deviously unsubtle and completely obvious ploy from that old serpent Revelation 12:9 to get kids on the floundering spaghetti maniac wavelength even before they can speak.
It was so exciting to look at the alphabet, wondering what the next letter was going to be called, to see how those letters would be used for example on shop windows. A shoe shop was pretty unmistakeable with all those shoes and leathery fragrance (and the weird types who work in them as I have since disccovered to my blanching horror when I realised what he was doing: the shoe fitted perfectly, it didn't require any adjustment at all!)
..where was I? ..oh yes ..but once I started learning the alphabet I could at once glean that S + H + O + E + S must mean "shoes" (because it was written on a shoe shop window) and that would have been my first word.
shoe . . . . . . . . . the shoe . . . . . . . my shoe
. . . . . . your shoe . . . . . . . . a shoe . . . 3 shoes
Satan doesn't think like that however. Satan sees laughter and desires pain. Satan knows all about pain. Satan has developed a font. A pasta font. Be warned, this is not an innocent learning aid.. . . . . . your shoe . . . . . . . . a shoe . . . 3 shoes
And true to his heritage he makes every one pay for the privelege of HELL ON EARTH followed by HELL FOREVER (in hell).
PARENTS ONLY for information
http://www.fontpalace.com/font-download/T.H.+Alphabet+Soup+Regular/
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