[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Magick is spelled with a 'ck'. The 'magic' you're thinking of is like Sigfrid and Roy. It's just stage magic and illusions, not real magick, like whitchcraft. They use the 'ck' to distinguish them.

Thank you for sharing that insight into the messed-up way in which the angst-ridden wickedan goths view the world. Whether they spell it "magic," "magick," or "madzhyq," it will drag their souls into hell equally well.

[Brother Temperance]

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No i really didn't. I said that there is noting in the Bible that needs to be scientifically proven for true faith to exist ( i dont know if i need a TM or a Copyright but to be honest i dont really care). I do not need the Bible's acuracy proven to me to be a christian.

So, what you're saying is that, even if the Bible was complete and utter rubbish (Lord forgive me for typing that unholy phrase), you'd still believe it? Why? How thick are you?

Magick is spelled with a 'ck'.

The sort of stuff you believe in is indeed spelt with a 'ck', but it's usually proceeded by a 'bollo' and followed by an 's'.

[SUV]

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Oh, my God - I just realized something. Here we are demeaning these cat-eyed females when it's also a (hideous) fact that some librarians are also philosophy-quoting Male
HOMERS!!!!

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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Hate is not a tool of Jesus it is a tool of Satan! By being hated you limit the number of people that would ever want to join your church... isnt your whole purpose to get people into the church not send them running?

Friend, let's examine what Jesus has to say about your idea:

John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.

That's sweet Jesus talking to you, Son. The Word didn't become flesh just to flatter people. Jesus knew how to call a spade a spade, and a Pharisee a whited sepulchre full of dead men's bones and all uncleanness.

Let's leave the hard thinking to God, shall we?

THe bible actually says that the poor woman who gave two cents is more christianly and the richest men tithing fortunes. If you require $1000 in tithing you are capitalizing on people's beliefs. You know what that sounds like dont you.

The moral of that instructional parable is that you should give ALL you earn to Jesus (Acts 5:1-11).

Hopefully, even an uneducated underachiever like you can make a few dollars, because you sure aren't making any cents.

[tommy]

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Librarians are either communists or british secret service...

I am rather lost and need to find Jesus as soon as possible. My babbling are clearly not Christian yet, are they?


Will you help me change, will Jesus help me change?

[OnYourKnees]

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Will you help me change, will Jesus help me change?

Perhaps, assuming you will help Jesus with your change.

Bills, too. Money that jingles is fine to pour into a sock and beat the servants about the heads, but money that folds is what keeps the Church's fleet of Rolls Royces fueled.

Do you think He died temporarily for free? Even that Madonna slut gets paid to hang on a cross, and she's not even getting nailed. On stage.

[hellion]

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Thank you for sharing that insight into the messed-up way in which the angst-ridden wickedan goths view the world. Whether they spell it "magic," "magick," or "madzhyq," it will drag their souls into hell equally well.

No, because 'magic' is just an illusion. It's not real and relatively harmless (unless you're working with tigers and fire, like Sigfrid and Roy). Magic, with a 'c', isn't witchcraft. It's just entertainment.

[Brother Temperance]

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No, because 'magic' is just an illusion. It's not real and relatively harmless (unless you're working with tigers and fire, like Sigfrid and Roy). Magic, with a 'c', isn't witchcraft. It's just entertainment.

Friend, I think you could stand to read what the Bible has to say about magic and magicians. As you can see, it's real, but no match for GOD's might.

[Petal]

Helloin bollick magicks

The sort of stuff you believe in is indeed spelt with a 'ck', but it's usually proceeded by a 'bollo' and followed by an 's'.

Mr.Temperince, i never ever heards of that there bollick magicks, maybee that cuz whenever i thinks Satan has inventeds every bad thang he could, he go into hell's kitchen an he cook up somethang even more evils than before.

nows, i not no if Mr.Crowley were one of them magick folk wiv the big bawls , but he look like a master of them puppets an i be wonderin which yappity-yap puppet represint Miss.Helloins?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Mr.Temperince, i never ever heards of that there bollick magicks

No, you misunderstood what Brother Temperance was saying. He was talking about MAGIC BULLETS, not magic bollocks. But anyone who eats what he eats is probably incoherent most of the time anyway.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Just to keep you all up to date, it turns out that our prophesies about perverted Librarians were 100% RIGHT!

Survey: Librarians get frisky in stacks

NEW YORK, April 19 (UPI) -- A 1992 survey of 5,000 U.S. librarians, long withheld by a professional journal, found one in five respondents had engaged in sexual trysts among the stacks.

Will Manly, who said the New York-based Wilson Library Bulletin withheld the results of his survey in 1992, published results recently on his Web site indicating 51 percent of librarians in the early 90s were willing to pose nude for money and 61 percent of respondents admitting to renting an X-rated film, the New York Daily News reported Monday.

Manly said the survey questions were printed in the now-defunct journal, but bosses withheld the results and fired him for the saucy survey, which he said received 5,000 responses from librarians.

The survey also found 22 percent of respondents believed condom dispensers in library bathrooms would be a good idea and 14 percent said they had been sexually harassed by a patron.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Just to keep you all up to date, it turns out that our prophesies about perverted Librarians were 100% RIGHT!

What a bunch of whores!

I always knew that secular books led to lax morals and sodomy! Disgusting!

[Nolita]

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I thought it was only school libraries that were not allowed to have bibles...

My town library here in Florida has a a whole section dedicated to the bible and so did the one in Texas where I used to live.