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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #1

    God kills compulsive wanker stone dead

    Ah you thought you could get away with it, forcing Jesus to watch you fill your socks, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?

    For this beaner boy the answer is clear.

    Boy dies after masturbating 42 times in a row

    A 16-year old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

    His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.

    The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.

    At school, his classmates commented on the boy’s problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed.

    They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

    In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.
    Clearly it's not enough having saved woman on your PC. It's not because you have a picture of Daisy Mae on your hard drive that you can safely spit in the face of God.

    So. You have been warned. Again. And yes, that includes you.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
  • John Creeser
    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
     
    • Aug 2009
    • 7248

    #2
    Re: God kills compulsive wanker stone dead

    You can only test God's benevolence for so long. Obviously He had enough of watching this lustful demons self raping. It makes me so sad, all of these unborn expecting to enter into a loving female womb, but instead they are blasted into a dirty sock or tissue and summarily flushed down a toilet or discarded into a waste basket. They'll never grow up to be decent True Christians™, enjoy their wives pies, or have children of their own.

    I can't imagine what it's like to be flushed down a toilet, I swear I can hear their screams
    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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    • The Flowerpot
      Unsaved trash, aka Alex
      Under Investigation
      • Nov 2013
      • 13

      #3
      Re: God kills compulsive wanker stone dead

      I hear their screams every day as my big brother spills them in vain. Of course I show this to him and he laughs.

      Thank you for sharing this! It's good to know such a failure of a Man was sent to Hell where he belongs! He's been made a perfect example of! This gives me so much hope!
      1 Corinthians 11:3
      But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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