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Brothers and Sisters! We all know that these Hell-magnets they call "Massively Multiwanker Online Games" are a ticket straight to the Firey Pit of DAMNATION...but listen to my horrifying tale...and be warned.
I was at an old friend's house. Not 'old' as in long-time, but 'old' as in 'EX'. He's an unsaved Atheist, you see. I was bringing him some Chick tracts and witnessing to him in hopes that he would be washed in the sweet blood of Jesus and we could be friends again...
Anyway, he was playing a new game. Age of Conan. He used to play World of Warcraft, which is rather cartoonish and if played correctly can be a wonderful witnessing tool. But THIS game was different...
"Watch THIS!" he said...and I saw his "character" on screen was a WOMAN. Jesus said, if you think it, you DID it...so my friend was now a ...(gulp!) Transformer. That's not the worst of it...
There were...
(gulp! SOB!)
NEKKID BEWBIES! Pillows of Satan! Lucifer's Love Handles! Big, luscious and completely digital. Right there on the SCREEN! They sell this "game" to CHILDREN! Oh, the HORROR!!!
Well, I gave him up as a bad job. I ran out of the house so fast I ran face-first into the door jam (I had my eyes closed) and bout knocked myself out. Praise Jesus I din't go unconcious in that heathen's abode. I might have woken up with my pants around my ankles dripping his foul seed from my cat-flap.
We need a True Christian Action Alert! We need to have a DVD burning! SOMETHING must be done! Oh, Lord, please save our babies from damnation....
I was at an old friend's house. Not 'old' as in long-time, but 'old' as in 'EX'. He's an unsaved Atheist, you see. I was bringing him some Chick tracts and witnessing to him in hopes that he would be washed in the sweet blood of Jesus and we could be friends again...
Anyway, he was playing a new game. Age of Conan. He used to play World of Warcraft, which is rather cartoonish and if played correctly can be a wonderful witnessing tool. But THIS game was different...
"Watch THIS!" he said...and I saw his "character" on screen was a WOMAN. Jesus said, if you think it, you DID it...so my friend was now a ...(gulp!) Transformer. That's not the worst of it...
There were...
(gulp! SOB!)
NEKKID BEWBIES! Pillows of Satan! Lucifer's Love Handles! Big, luscious and completely digital. Right there on the SCREEN! They sell this "game" to CHILDREN! Oh, the HORROR!!!
Well, I gave him up as a bad job. I ran out of the house so fast I ran face-first into the door jam (I had my eyes closed) and bout knocked myself out. Praise Jesus I din't go unconcious in that heathen's abode. I might have woken up with my pants around my ankles dripping his foul seed from my cat-flap.
We need a True Christian Action Alert! We need to have a DVD burning! SOMETHING must be done! Oh, Lord, please save our babies from damnation....
Jesus HATES hypocrites, as do ALL True Christians(tm)!
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