[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: DEATH - Punishment for Really Bad Kids???

Do you make your druggists friends go outside to smoke their reefers too?

None of my friends are druggists.

[Nobar King]

Re: DEATH - Punishment for Really Bad Kids???

You won't find much of anything in mine, as most of our kitchen refuse gets composted, and we recycle empty packaging and containers. But if you want to dig through a few chicken bones and cigarette butts, have at it. Just make sure you don't leave it strewn all over the place.

So the recycling bins should be reasonably clean? I hope your shred all of your data.

[Get Thee Hence!]

Re: DEATH - Punishment for Really Bad Kids???

I do believe this has been established by the family research council in Colorado Springs, Colorado. I certainly wouldn't trust the opinion of a secular witch doctor. MOTHER GLENDORA THINKING SHE SHOULD INSPECT LUMPY'S ASHTRAYS

Let me tell you Spiritual Mother, from one who has committed many a sin, I have met many such Lumpy's during my dark days, and all of them, despite their proclamations otherwise, have roaches in their ashtrays. ALL of them.

Please allow me to do the inspection. My hands are already soiled. Your purity should not be risked.

[Cheshire]

Re: DEATH - Punishment for Really Bad Kids???

Let me tell you Spiritual Mother, from one who has committed many a sin, I have met many such Lumpy's during my dark days, and all of them, despite their proclamations otherwise, have roaches in their ashtrays. ALL of them.

Please allow me to do the inspection. My hands are already soiled. Your purity should not be risked.

No, it would be a bit too dangerous. I hear these "potheads" set bear traps to catch anyone rooting through their trash. you better make Dances do it, even if you have to throw rocks at her( See? I can't even say stone her anymore without it being misinterpreted)to make her do it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: DEATH - Punishment for Really Bad Kids???

Not when they're under my carport - only when they're at the curb.

If you get a thrill out of digging in trash cans after I put them out for collection, go for it. You won't find much of anything in mine, as most of our kitchen refuse gets composted, and we recycle empty packaging and containers. But if you want to dig through a few chicken bones and cigarette butts, have at it. Just make sure you don't leave it strewn all over the place.

I won't be doing any such thing. Digging threw trash is why Jesus gave us Mexican guest workers.

[Get Thee Hence!]

Re: DEATH - Punishment for Really Bad Kids???

No, it would be a bit too dangerous. I hear these "potheads" set bear traps to catch anyone rooting through their trash. you better make Dances do it, even if you have to throw rocks at her( See? I can't even say stone her anymore without it being misinterpreted)to make her do it.

Understood Miss Chesire. Bless you for considering my safety. Perhaps your sweet virgin innocent self and I should conjoin in our efforts to relieve of, and thoroughly inspect for purity, whatever that rock rooting Dancer may come up with. I'm sure she knows her way around the traps!

[Cheshire]

Re: DEATH - Punishment for Really Bad Kids???

Understood Miss Chesire. Bless you for considering my safety. Perhaps your sweet virgin innocent self and I should conjoin in our efforts to relieve of, and thoroughly inspect for purity, whatever that rock rooting Dancer may come up with. I'm sure she knows her way around the traps!

Haha, but since she is a "stoner" she will probably spring them anyways. The pain might lead to redemption. I say we tie her up like a pig, throw he rin the trash can to spring all the traps, then pull her out.

And I would be honored by your offer.

[Get Thee Hence!]

Re: DEATH - Punishment for Really Bad Kids???

Haha, but since she is a "stoner" she will probably spring them anyways. The pain might lead to redemption. I say we tie her up like a pig, throw her in the trash can to spring all the traps, then pull her out.

And I would be honored by your offer.

If she would only cast all her "Kyuss" CD's into the trash there would be no need to throw her in after them. I must say though, if she did throw those wretched 'musical' discs into the trash, we would have to take her hogtied ass elsewhere for redemption.

Do you have a Jesus sanctioned place we could take her so as to beat the Lord into her without having to pay a 'cover charge' ?

[Cheshire]

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If she would only cast all her "Kyuss" CD's into the trash there would be no need to throw her in after them. I must say though, if she did throw those wretched 'musical' discs into the trash, we would have to take her hogtied ass elsewhere for redemption.

Do you have a Jesus sanctioned place we could take her so as to beat the Lord into her without having to pay a 'cover charge' ?

We could take her to Central Park at Midnight. Although my young virginal self might get attacked by some negroids.... So we better bring backup.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: DEATH - Punishment for Really Bad Kids???

Let the kid eat a cookie.

That reminds me of what Marie Antoniette said...just before her head landed in a bucket.

Do you make your druggists friends go outside to smoke their reefers too?

You think it has friends?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: DEATH - Punishment for Really Bad Kids???

So the recycling bins should be reasonably clean? I hope your shred all of your data.

I burn any documents that could be used to perpetrate identity theft.

[[ALEXIEL]]

Re: DEATH - Punishment for Really Bad Kids???

We could take her to Central Park at Midnight. Although my young virginal self might get attacked by some negroids.... So we better bring backup.

Caucasians attack too..

[JennyD]

Re: DEATH - Punishment for Really Bad Kids???

Caucasians attack too..

True Caucasians are far less likely to be violent. Of course, you militant homosexuals are completely different; I assume you're all part Negroid by injection.