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  • Teaching My Children About Noah and the Flood

    Just thought I would share this with everyone. In today's homeschooling lesson, I thought an interactive lesson about Noah would be fun. We already have a wooden Noah's Ark playset in the yard, so outside we went!

    My children had so much fun rounding up some animals (our cat, and our two dogs) to be in the ark with them.

    Unfortunately, I didn't plan ahead and we did all this around 3 p.m., which by that time the heathen neighborhood children were arriving home from public school. They saw all the fun we were having and wanted to join in.

    But my husband's quick thinking saved the day! Praise Jesus! He quickly grabbed the water hose and climbed atop our roof. For forty minutes he proceeded to spray the neighborhood children with water, preventing them from entering our ark playset! Glory be to God! (He chose forty minutes because of the 40 days and nights it rained on Noah).

    He really got in a good shot to the demonic ginger-haired little girl that lives across the street.

    I've attached a few pictures of our Bible lesson. We had so much fun while learning about God and the Bible!
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    Last edited by BaptistBethany; 05-21-2014, 08:24 PM.
    Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
    Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
    ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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    Re: Teaching My Children About Noah and the Flood

    Amazing! You might have even baptized a few of those Heathen souls! Keep up the good work and remember to beat your kids for being too loud and attracting the Heathens.
    Thinking of Abortion?
    That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
    Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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      Re: Teaching My Children About Noah and the Flood

      Better that the cats not be among those animals rounded up for the trip.
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        Re: Teaching My Children About Noah and the Flood

        Great shot of the ginger

        When my children were young, and too stupid to understand the KJV, I used this wonderfully illustrated book to teach them about how God wiped all life (save a few select) on earth by drowning them.

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        -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
        -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

        -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
        -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
        -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
        -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
        -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

        STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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          Re: Teaching My Children About Noah and the Flood

          Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
          Great shot of the ginger

          When my children were young, and too stupid to understand the KJV, I used this wonderfully illustrated book to teach them about how God wiped all life (save a few select) on earth by drowning them.

          Mr. Creeser, What a wonderful book! I've never seen this rendition of Noah's Ark, but I must have it! Perhaps LBC should offer this book in their gift shop. It looks to be a wonderful teaching tool for the true story. Thanks again!
          Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
          Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
          ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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