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Dear Parents of LBC,
As you know, it is so hard to find good clean movies for our Christian children to watch. It is not fair that our children have to suffer because Hollywood refuses to make decent movies.
So my husband (Baptist Bob), being the wonderful Christian man that he is, has decided to start a small film company to give our children some good quality movies.
So far, we only have titles and a sentence or two of description for three movies and one documentary. We will begin on the scripts next month.
If any of you can think of more great movie titles and descriptions for us, it would be greatly appreciated.
Here is what we have so far:
Backdoor Creampies - Cindy, a little girl with big ambitions, decides to open a bakery in her parent's kitchen - selling pies to children who come to her backyard. Cindy learns that running a business isn't all fun and games in this hilarious tale of entrepreneurship.
Big Black Threesome - Barry, Billy and Bernie are three lovable black bears who have zany adventures during their quest for honey.
Mattress Slaves - A shocking documentary about slave labor in the mattress industry of third world countries. (Acceptable for kids, and in my opinion, a necessity to educate them on some real world issues.)
Wet Squirters - A heartwarming tale about a group of whales who try to find their long lost father in a vast ocean of wet sea critters.
As you know, it is so hard to find good clean movies for our Christian children to watch. It is not fair that our children have to suffer because Hollywood refuses to make decent movies.
So my husband (Baptist Bob), being the wonderful Christian man that he is, has decided to start a small film company to give our children some good quality movies.
So far, we only have titles and a sentence or two of description for three movies and one documentary. We will begin on the scripts next month.
If any of you can think of more great movie titles and descriptions for us, it would be greatly appreciated.
Here is what we have so far:
Backdoor Creampies - Cindy, a little girl with big ambitions, decides to open a bakery in her parent's kitchen - selling pies to children who come to her backyard. Cindy learns that running a business isn't all fun and games in this hilarious tale of entrepreneurship.
Big Black Threesome - Barry, Billy and Bernie are three lovable black bears who have zany adventures during their quest for honey.
Mattress Slaves - A shocking documentary about slave labor in the mattress industry of third world countries. (Acceptable for kids, and in my opinion, a necessity to educate them on some real world issues.)
Wet Squirters - A heartwarming tale about a group of whales who try to find their long lost father in a vast ocean of wet sea critters.
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