Take A Cue From This Mom: Call The Police When You Find Your Teen Has Discovered Porn

[Mary Etheldreda]

This mother was calm, cool, and collected when she discovered her teenage son's self-rape instrument, P*rnogr@phy, and called the cops to arrest him.

"She stated that when she entered the residence, her 15-year-old son was in his bedroom," reads the police report. "[Her] daughter turned on the TV and porn was on."

According to the report, the 40-year-old mom "immediately turned off the TV" and ushered her 2-year-old daughter out of the room, before calling the police on her son.

As a successful mother of many children who don't masturb@te, I encourage all parents out there to do this very thing. Take back their innocence. Take charge of their thoughts. Teach them the dangers of p*rn and the lifelong battles every young man must face. Don't let your children, spouse, or society make you feel like a fool for over reacting. P*rn is a dangerous, dangerous tool of Satan, almost as dangerous as Science, and these things should never be taken lightly!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Take A Cue From This Mom: Call The Police When You Find Your Teen Has Discovered Porn

My husband once walked in on my son watching a porn video. He must have been in the eighth grade at the time. He lied and said he found the tape, label scratched off, in my husband's closet while looking for a spare pair of socks. Typical teenage excuse. Gary went out to the garage and came back with a shotgun which he fired through the TV set. A shard of glass went into my son's eye, so he spent the rest of the school year looking like a little pirate. We thought that was very fitting and Biblical, since he had used that eye to gaze upon filth, making him worthy of damnation.

Mark 9:47
And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:

That was the last time pornography was seen in our home.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Take A Cue From This Mom: Call The Police When You Find Your Teen Has Discovered Porn

What is so shocking here is the cavalier attitude of the law enforcement officer who attended the scene of the crime.

According to Lt. Kevin Bobo, the sheriff's office did not make an arrest or issue a citation.

"I don’t know of any South Carolina law that was broken," Bobo told HuffPost on Thursday.

(What kind of a name is Bobo? It sounds French to me!)


But seriously, is he saying that pedophilia is not a crime in South Carolina? Because what else would you call forcing your 2-year-old sister to watch pornography?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Take A Cue From This Mom: Call The Police When You Find Your Teen Has Discovered Porn

There is something fishy about this story. Why does this mother have a porn channel on her television? For that matter, why has she even a television? No television is needed to study the Bible. Clearly her son and daughter are doomed but the mother will probably burn in Hell for all eternity as well.

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: Take A Cue From This Mom: Call The Police When You Find Your Teen Has Discovered Porn

I'm very familiar with Spartanburg SC. I sincerely hope the (white) women are vigilant. Based on his Mom's appearance, they will most likely find themselves targeted by a young, crack smoking perp.

I hope the neighborhood watches are aware.