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  • Brother_Percy
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 1359

    #1

    DVD WARNING - TEEN LESBIANS ON FIRE!

    Friends,

    I come to you with a very serious warning here - DO NOT PURCHASE THE VIDEO / DVD ENTITLED - 'TEEN LESBIANS ON FIRE'! It is NOT what it seems!

    When I first bought this DVD for our local Church youth group, I had no idea of the depths of depravity we were about to witness. What was supposed to be an evening lecturing to teenage girls from our Church about the evils of Lesbianism, ended up being a journey into the depths of Hell!

    Not only were there no gasoline or matches involved in this movie, but none of the lesbians were set on fire at all! It was disturbing to say the least, what those teenage girls did to each other, and an assortment of kitchen impliments, doesn't bear thinking about!

    After the first hour I began to fear the worst, but I did have hope in my heart that the film would improve, culminating in the sick deviant oil-soaked lesbians being burnt at the stake. How wrong I was!

    2 AND A HALF HOURS! 2 and a half hours we watched that depravity, and not one teen dyke was set alight! It was so physically sickening that I had to visit the toilet 3 times during the film!

    I was furious! I could have torn that repulsive disk out of the DVD Player, and smashed it up then and there! Luckily common sense prevailed. Who knows what might have happened had someone found the broken pieces, and glued it back together. I wouldn't want to be responsible for something like that! Naturally I took this movie home, to dispose of it properly.

    Beware of this movie! It is NOT what it seems.
  • snottyduck
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2008
    • 564

    #2
    Re: DVD WARNING - TEEN LESBIANS ON FIRE!

    Damn, if you don't like it then I surely have to order it. It's like a win-win situation for me

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: DVD WARNING - TEEN LESBIANS ON FIRE!

      What true Christian even owns a DVD player? What is there to watch? I don't even use my VCR player anymore. I got tired of re-setting the clock four times a year, so I finally unplugged it.

      Would I be able to play those kinds of discs on my computer? Brother Percy, maybe you could send me a sample and I could investigate myself.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: DVD WARNING - TEEN LESBIANS ON FIRE!

        Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
        Damn, if you don't like it then I surely have to order it. It's like a win-win situation for me
        Didn't you listen to Brother Percy? No lesbian was set on fire. What possible interest could a DVD full of oiled up nubile young women kissing each other have for you?

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: DVD WARNING - TEEN LESBIANS ON FIRE!

          Brother, thank you for your warning. When I retire to my prayer closet, I will have to ponder the matter, so that I can say the appropriate imprecatory prayers.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • Old Iron Crotch
            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
            • May 2007
            • 3056

            #6
            Re: DVD WARNING - TEEN LESBIANS ON FIRE!

            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
            Brother, thank you for your warning. When I retire to my prayer closet, I will have to ponder the matter, so that I can say the appropriate imprecatory prayers.

            For supposedly straight folks, you spend an awful lot of time in the closet.
            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: DVD WARNING - TEEN LESBIANS ON FIRE!

              Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
              For supposedly straight folks, you spend an awful lot of time in the closet.
              For some who claims to be a decent woman you spend an a lot time dancing naked in the woods and bothering goats.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • Old Iron Crotch
                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                • May 2007
                • 3056

                #8
                Re: DVD WARNING - TEEN LESBIANS ON FIRE!

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                For some who claims to be a decent woman you spend an a lot time dancing naked in the woods and bothering goats.

                There's nothing indecent about dancing naked in the woods, and I don't have sex with other species.
                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                • Brother_Percy
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 1359

                  #9
                  Re: DVD WARNING - TEEN LESBIANS ON FIRE!

                  Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
                  There's nothing indecent about dancing naked in the woods.
                  Tell that to the bus-load of school kids who stumbled upon your last 'performance'. The words 'mentally traumatized' doesn't even begin to cover it.... most of them may be in that hospital for life!

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                  • Old Iron Crotch
                    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                    • May 2007
                    • 3056

                    #10
                    Re: DVD WARNING - TEEN LESBIANS ON FIRE!

                    Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                    Tell that to the bus-load of school kids who stumbled upon your last 'performance'. The words 'mentally traumatized' doesn't even begin to cover it.... most of them may be in that hospital for life!

                    I own the wooded lot behind my house, which is where I dance. Why would a busload of school kids be on MY property?
                    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: DVD WARNING - TEEN LESBIANS ON FIRE!

                      Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
                      There's nothing indecent about dancing naked in the woods, and I don't have sex with other species.
                      Another in a long list of gross generalizations spat out without regard for truth or veracity. Definition of indecency: Dancing naked in the woods.

                      Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
                      I own the wooded lot behind my house, which is where I dance. Why would a busload of school kids be on MY property?
                      Maybe you could have indicated that you were doing this disgusting ritual on your own property instead of grossing us out by insinuating that you would just strip down anywhere.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Brother Enoch
                        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 4392

                        #12
                        Re: DVD WARNING - TEEN LESBIANS ON FIRE!

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        What true Christian even owns a DVD player? What is there to watch?


                        Naturally.

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