New information on furries

[Jables]

I recently captured several furries with a set of bear traps and tree snares. Before burning them in my furnace I decided to dissect them to see what they were made of. Most of the organs are there, liver, lungs, kidneys. All that is missing is their hearts. Something replaces their hearts with a mass of fur. I have discovered what makes a furry, hopefully this information can help with prevention and their destruction.

This is also why I missed church last Sunday, the fursecution is hard work.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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This is also why I missed church last Sunday, the fursecution is hard work.

What church are you attending, sir?

It sounds like your pastor may well have some explaining to do, my friend!

For example, how did your church get a Furry Investigation Grant without an announcement being posted in the Freehold Truth and Light? FIGs aren't handed out in secret.

Or does your church have private funding for this work? Maybe from Dr. Otto Bond, the well-known philanthropist?

Where are the photographs or videos of the dissection? Before announcing such a discovery, True Christians(tm) require more evidence than the word of someone from an unknown church.

I look forward to hearing more about your scientific investigations, Dr. Rabies.

[Bobby-Joe]

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What church are you attending, sir?

It sounds like your pastor may well have some explaining to do, my friend!

For example, how did your church get a Furry Investigation Grant without an announcement being posted in the Freehold Truth and Light? FIGs aren't handed out in secret.

Or does your church have private funding for this work? Maybe from Dr. Otto Bond, the well-known philanthropist?

Where are the photographs or videos of the dissection? Before announcing such a discovery, True Christians™ require more evidence than the word of someone from an unknown church.

I look forward to hearing more about your scientific investigations, Dr. Rabies.

I don't think it is any TRUE Christian(tm) church Rev, furries are humans (barely) and no TRUE Christian(tm) would break a secular law.

[Brother Temperance]

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Have you ever noticed Barack Osama's refusal to take a clear stand on the furry issue? I'm not saying that this proves that Pastor Jeremiah Wright is secretly running a cult of America-hating Islamist furries, who take part in weird rituals with Obama wearing a cat's head, but it makes you think, doesn't it?

[Ebenezer Wright]

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I don't think it is any TRUE Christian™ church Rev, furries are humans (barely) and no TRUE Christian™ would break a secular law.

This is 100% right. No TRUE Christian™ would do that! Although if it was up to me I would have a furry hunting season.

[Jables]

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Furries aren't human, they are animals. The documents are currently being held by my pastor. Our church is the Texas branch of the LBC.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Furries aren't human, they are animals. The documents are currently being held by my pastor. Our church is the Texas branch of the LBC.

I certainly hope your not here to just spread LIES in these Godly forums!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Furries aren't human, they are animals. The documents are currently being held by my pastor. Our church is the Texas branch of the LBC.

What's your pastor's name boy? I know every True Christian™ pastor personally, so don't lie to me.

How old are you boy?

[Jables]

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What's your pastor's name boy? I know every True Christian™ pastor personally, so don't lie to me.

How old are you boy?

His name is Tim.

And I'm old enough to remember Mark Twain, boy.

[VictoryOS]

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His name is Tim.

And I'm old enough to remember Mark Twain, boy.

You sure don't sound like a True Christian. A True Christian would know better than to smart off to a Pastor.

Does your Pastor "Tim" have a last name?

[Jables]

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You sure don't sound like a True Christian. A True Christian would know better than to smart off to a Pastor.

Does your Pastor "Tim" have a last name?

Tim Bean.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Tim Bean.

Your pastor is a hockey player? Are you joking?

Please provide us with a link to your church's website.

[Jables]

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Your pastor is a hockey player? Are you joking?

Please provide us with a link to your church's website.

They share the name. And we don't have a website, Pastor Tim is convinced that the internet is the Devils Work since he saw 2girls1cup.

[Bobby-Joe]

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They share the name. And we don't have a website, Pastor Tim is convinced that the internet is the Devils Work since he saw 2girls1cup.

So your Pastor thinks he is better than Jesus. Jesus has His own website on the Internets.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Have you ever noticed Barack Osama's refusal to take a clear stand on the furry issue? I'm not saying that this proves that Pastor Jeremiah Wright is secretly running a cult of America-hating Islamist furries, who take part in weird rituals with Obama wearing a cat's head, but it makes you think, doesn't it?

You have a truly bizarre imagination.