[Brother Temperance]

Re: My Personal Dialogue with Christ

If I smoked, which I don't, I would certainly smoke only organically grown, fair-trade tobacco.

That or the Devil's weed, heathen!

[SUV]

Re: My Personal Dialogue with Christ

If I smoked, which I don't, I would certainly smoke only organically grown, fair-trade tobacco.

And what if you found a bug in it? Would you Kill it, or gently escort the poor li'l thing out the door into our "polluted" atmosphere?

(I did it! I got him to talk to me! Thank you, Lord!!!)

[OnYourKnees]

Re: My Personal Dialogue with Christ

Ah, shut up! Who cares if I spell right or not? And I captilized god in many other post's I made.

She appears to be backsliding, Pastor.

[Ixi]

Re: My Personal Dialogue with Christ

She appears to be backsliding, Pastor.

Wow, you're smart to guess that one...

[Enobarbus]

Re: My Personal Dialogue with Christ

Ah, shut up! Who cares if I spell right or not? And I captilized god in many other post's I made.

There is no need for an apostrophe in posts there, you know.

[Enobarbus]

Re: My Personal Dialogue with Christ

She appears to be backsliding, Pastor.

I'm afraid so. If only she would read the KJV1611, and come to church more often, there may be hope for her. I think that deep down, under all this pagan violence and assaulting of police officers that she was in JV for, there is really a sweet, kind, and gentle little Iky who could one day make a good submissive wife for a nice young True Christian™ man. A young man like Rex say. We will all remember her in our prayers, I'm sure.

[SUV]

Re: My Personal Dialogue with Christ

by plugging your ears with Landover Baptist Church bulletins and saying "Nah nah nah nah" over and over at the top of your lungs until Judgement Day.

And why would we possibly wish to chant that old Homer! song, Na Na Na Na (Kiss Him Goodbye) from 1969? Back then, it's doubtful that any of the group Members were $avED!

[Ixi]

Re: My Personal Dialogue with Christ

I'm afraid so. If only she would read the KJV1611, and come to church more often, there may be hope for her. I think that deep down, under all this pagan violence and assaulting of police officers that she was in JV for, there is really a sweet, kind, and gentle little Iky who could one day make a good submissive wife for a nice young True Christian™ man. A young man like Rex say. We will all remember her in our prayers, I'm sure.

*gag* *gag* *gag* Yeah right! I'd rather go to Hell if it existed!

[SONODOG, jr.]

Re: My Personal Dialogue with Christ

Sister Vera, the song to which I (Born Again And Again Christian SON OF GOD) referred is not the homosexual anthem celebrating oral sex and bestiality that you reference (to no one's surprise), but a hymn of rejoicing first penned in the year 1878 by my own dear Great Grandfather, LeRoy Orangerancher Shirtbasket III, entitled, "Nah Nah Nah Nah, Praise God I'm Not Like You Heathens."

But I can hardly expect a mere woman to know such things as facts, now can I?

[SUV]

Re: My Personal Dialogue with Christ

Sister Vera, the song to which I (Born Again And Again Christian SON OF GOD) referred is not the homosexual anthem celebrating oral sex and bestiality that you reference (to no one's surprise), but a hymn of rejoicing first penned in the year 1878 by my own dear Great Grandfather, LeRoy Orangerancher Shirtbasket III, entitled, "Nah Nah Nah Nah, Praise God I'm Not Like You Heathens."

But I can hardly expect a mere woman to know such things as facts, now can I?

Why, Bless You, Junior!

Praying that old PeePaw Shirtbasket III is in Good Spirits,

SUV

[SONODOG, jr.]

Re: My Personal Dialogue with Christ

Why sister vera! How kind of you to speak so fondly of PeePaw. Despite what the courts said about him, he was always a Godly and uypright man, and I've never believed for an instant any of those depositions or crime scene photos!

I'm sure PeePaw is up there in Heaven right now, looking down into the bowels of Hell and laughing merrily as all those who mocked him suffer the agonies of the worm that dieth not and so forth!

[SUV]

Re: My Personal Dialogue with Christ

crime scene photos!

It's absolutely Wicked what photo-retouching can do! Evidence the picture of Pure, Virginal Britney Spears recently making the rounds!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Personal Dialogue with Christ

*gag* *gag* *gag* Yeah right! I'd rather go to Hell if it existed!

Take that out of your mouth young lady!! At least learn how to relax your throat....Control your gag reflex....That way you can get dee....

Uh, what I meant to say is don't worry, you'll get your wish. Hell is exactly where you are headed.

[Ixi]

Re: My Personal Dialogue with Christ

Take that out of your mouth young lady!! At least learn how to relax your throat....Control your gag reflex....That way you can get dee....

Uh, what I meant to say is don't worry, you'll get your wish. Hell is exactly where you are headed.

*gag* =sick, sick of jesus!

[Enobarbus]

Re: My Personal Dialogue with Christ

*gag* =sick, sick of jesus!

Yes, Ixi, we understand perfectly that that is the way you feel. But this is because you are in Satan's thrall.

The real danger, Iky, is that Jesus may become sick of you! And that is the most dreadful and ghastly thing that can happen to a person -- it means that they no longer have any chance of Salvation© and that they will spend all enternity in the Flames that are never quenched and where the worm dieth not -- in unspeakable torment!