My Personal Dialogue with Christ

[Witch Hammer]

Ever since Jesus commanded me to quit taking the meds, His voice has become as an incessant, truth-screaming air raid siren which never rests. He has told me many things, some good...most bad. I'll speak more of this later. Glory to God!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Look who's back! Shout glory!

Brother, you are truly steadfast in the faith, since you listen to Our Lord Jesus Christ over sick-ular "medicine." No wonder He has favored you by telling you so much.

[SUV]

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Ever since Jesus commanded me to quit taking the meds, His voice has become as an incessant, truth-screaming air raid siren which never rests. He has told me many things, some good...most bad. I'll speak more of this later. Glory to God!

I wish to take these exact same 'meds' because, Truth be told, He's been somewhat ignoring me lately. Maybe people have Him mixed up with "Santa" and is therefor heavily overburdened at this time of Season. Or, quite possibly, Good Brother, He only deems His Fellow Men as Worthy of being spoken to.

But it wouldn't hurt to try. As a Lady I am, of course, taking several 'meds' already myself, but Alas, they must be the wrong Rx because the only voices I hear speaking to me are the Trick or Treaters, who come back time and again to partake of the Good, rollicking "humor" they apparently find around my Christian manse

I know they must be laughing with me.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Ever since Jesus commanded me to quit taking the meds, His voice has become as an incessant, truth-screaming air raid siren which never rests. He has told me many things, some good...most bad. I'll speak more of this later. Glory to God!

Godly move Brother Hammer! Listen to Jesus before those evil rag head doctors who want to take our meat and then drug Christ out of our souls. All they want to do is make us zombie homers.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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As a learned scientist, I want to commend you on your bold move away from medicine -- I know that its grasp can be a tough one to break! As we all know, medicine has its roots in pagan rituals, wherein witches and warlocks try to appease the "gods" by sending messages via little capsules into your bloodstream. What they put into those capsules would shock someone of such faith as even yourself! If my vast experience has taught me nothing else, it is this: if it can't be healed by prayer and laying on of hands, you must have sinned and had Jesus bring it upon you for spitting in His eye. All the homer mediSIN in the world can't help you then. Just look at all the AIDS carriers. GLORY!

[SalvationSeeker]

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Those pills are only meant to deafen you to the holy spirit, you have made the right thing to stop taking them brother.

It's nothing but demonic warfare against Christians really.
satan is trying to make the world blind to Gods perfect truth, to keep the world from attaining Salvation.

[Brother Love]

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DEMONIC WAREFARE against GOD'S Holy People! That is what all the medi-SIN is all about! Thank God Almighty for your CHRIST GUIDED decision brother!! Takin that stuff jist lets the DEMONS move rit into your mind and soul. Most of them "doctors" today are nothing but cheap SIDE SHOW SORCERERS!! Full of the devil they all are! Jesus IS the GREAT PHYSICIAN and HEALER! Praise the Lord!!

[Darren Ingram-Myers]

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Ever since Jesus commanded me to quit taking the meds, His voice has become as an incessant, truth-screaming air raid siren which never rests. He has told me many things, some good...most bad. I'll speak more of this later. Glory to God!

I don't think that's what is meant by the inner light. The voice of Mother/Father God is a still small voice, not an air-raid siren.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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I don't think that's what is meant by the inner light. The voice of Mother/Father God is a still small voice, not an air-raid siren.

What you're hearing is the voice of the Devil, buddy.

2 Cor 11:14-- And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.

Thank the Lord it's only a small one, as you say. But I'm afraid you have been led astray nonetheless. I will pray that you hear the True Voice and repent before you may be called home to the Valley of Flames.

[SUV]

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What a great and Godly avatar you sport now, Brother Love! In fact, it just might be enough to get me over my strange obsession with the girlie-man, who I am ignoring in 'live time,' Right at this very moment!!!

< This is the girlie-man, who only smokes cigarettes with tobacco picked by very highly paid tobacco pickers!

What he's apparently in Love with, I Swear I do not know. Probably his own hyphen

[Darren Ingram-Myers]

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< This is the girlie-man, who only smokes cigarettes with tobacco picked by very highly paid tobacco pickers!

If I smoked, which I don't, I would certainly smoke only organically grown, fair-trade tobacco.

[Ixi]

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Godly move Brother Hammer! Listen to Jesus before those evil rag head doctors who want to take our meat and then drug Christ out of our souls. All they want to do is make us zombie homers.

Godly move? What a retard! If God's really telling you to stop taking your medicane, either you've gone insane or your God is an idiot.

[SONODOG, jr.]

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I have heard the Voice O' God, and I can tell you truthfully that He sounds very much like James Earl Jones, only filled with Righteous Wrath and perhaps a bit of a head cold.

Those other voices are Minions of Satan, and none other, brother. You must banish them by begging for a Laying On of Hands by Church Elders or by plugging your ears with Landover Baptist Church bulletins and saying "Nah nah nah nah" over and over at the top of your lungs until Judgement Day.

[Enobarbus]

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Godly move? What a retard! If God's really telling you to stop taking your medicane, either you've gone insane or your God is an idiot.

Praise the Lord Iky! You have produced a post with God properly capatilised and with no more than the one spelling mistake (medicine)! I believe that this may be an indication that the Lord is helping you, and that you may not be beyond salvation© after all! I remember that that young man Neko-Lear showed a great deal of improvement in his composition skills, with the help of Mother Glynndie (and Jesus of course).

If you can now just realise the wickedness of your violent pagan ways and beg Jesus for forgiveness for all those who you have slugged in the face or otherwise assaulted you may soon be on the way to True Christianity™ and Paradise.

[Ixi]

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Praise the Lord Iky! You have produced a post with God properly capatilised and with no more than the one spelling mistake (medicine)! I believe that this may be an indication that the Lord is helping you, and that you may not be beyond salvation© after all! I remember that that young man Neko-Lear showed a great deal of improvement in his composition skills, with the help of Mother Glynndie (and Jesus of course).

If you can now just realise the wickedness of your violent pagan ways and beg Jesus for forgiveness for all those who you have slugged in the face or otherwise assaulted you may soon be on the way to True Christianity™ and Paradise.

Ah, shut up! Who cares if I spell right or not? And I captilized god in many other post's I made.