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  • Brother Ikarus
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    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2008
    • 8

    #16
    Re: Belgian Baptist Church

    Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
    Why the numbers in brackets? That is the usual number of wives/parents isn't it - no need to illustrate? Did you use to be a Mormon?
    Well i just find it quite normal that i put the numbers in the brackets because when i say "My parents" one of them could off already passed away.

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #17
      Re: Belgian Baptist Church

      Originally posted by Brother Ikarus View Post
      Well i just find it quite normal that i put the numbers in the brackets because when i say "My parents" one of them could off already passed away.
      And your parents would stop loving Christ if they passed away? Phlegmish are strange people indeed.

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      • Brother Ikarus
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Aug 2008
        • 8

        #18
        Re: Belgian Baptist Church

        Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
        And your parents would stop loving Christ if they passed away? Phlegmish are strange people indeed.
        No.. that's not what i meant, you are changing my words.

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        • Brother Enoch
          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2008
          • 4392

          #19
          Re: Belgian Baptist Church

          Originally posted by Brother Ikarus View Post
          No.. that's not what i meant, you are changing my words.
          It's not possible to change Godly inspired words... so what does that tell you?

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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027

            #20
            Re: Belgian Baptist Church

            "Belgian"? Mi Snotgansken, is that you?!

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            • gothtard godmocker
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • May 2008
              • 39

              #21
              Re: Belgian Baptist Church

              Originally posted by Brother Ikarus View Post
              Hello my Brethren and Sisters!

              I come here to say hello from the Belgian Baptist Church!

              -Ikarus

              Love yer waffles!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #22
                Re: Belgian Baptist Church

                Why are you named after a false God from Greece? Is that some sort of Belgian custom?

                I'd appreciate it, as a courtesy, if you would post the website to your "Baptist church" over there in Phlegmland. I'd also appreciate it if you would learn how to properly capitalize God's favorite language (American!).

                You have yet to quote a single verse from the Bible, son. We are here to praise Jesus. Why are you here? Looking for a good Christian White American woman to marry and get you a Green Card?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #23
                  Re: Belgian Baptist Church

                  I only just noticed this thread.

                  I can't verify DoF information because I'm still in Australia.

                  Icarus burned his wings because he got too close to the sun - or so they say. I hope you did not come to this forum to mock us friend!

                  As soon as I'm back in Belgium (I hope they sell plane tickets to imaginary countries ) I will verify his claims.

                  Isaiah 30:10
                  Which say to the seers, See not; and to the prophets, Prophesy not unto us right things, speak unto us smooth things, prophesy deceits:
                  .
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: Belgian Baptist Church

                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                    I only just noticed this thread.

                    I can't verify DoF information because I'm still in Australia.

                    Icarus burned his wings because he got too close to the sun - or so they say. I hope you did not come to this forum to mock us friend!

                    As soon as I'm back in Belgium (I hope they sell plane tickets to imaginary countries ) I will verify his claims.


                    Isaiah 30:10
                    Which say to the seers, See not; and to the prophets, Prophesy not unto us right things, speak unto us smooth things, prophesy deceits:

                    Plane tickets!? Nonsense, Brother. We don't have the funds to spend on such luxuries. Don't they have tramp steamers sailing out of the ports down in Austria?

                    See you in a few weeks, Brother.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Wide-Open
                      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 18449

                      #25
                      Re: Belgian Baptist Church

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Don't they have tramp steamers sailing out of the ports down in Austria?
                      Uh. Apologies Pastor for intending to throw away Godly funds.

                      Tramp steamers, why didn't I think of that!
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • papparat
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 141

                        #26
                        Re: Belgian Baptist Church

                        For enlightenment, Brothers & Sisters in Christ
                        Do not get the two confused

                        This is a Steaming Tramp

                        Whereas this is an illustration of Tramp Steamers



                        Heaven forefend that he should clamber aboard the wrong one!

                        Yours in Christ etc etc
                        Prov.21 [16] The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #27
                          Re: Belgian Baptist Church

                          Originally posted by papparat View Post
                          I'm pretty certain that's our buddy Bozo, the smelly old drunk from Quarantine.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • SUV
                            True Christian™ Princess
                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                            Have at it, anytime!
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11027

                            #28
                            Re: Belgian Baptist Church


                            No! That's what Bozo looks like above the neck?!

                            And here I've been so intensively hitting on him, I mean, trying to Convert him to The Christ

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #29
                              Re: Belgian Baptist Church

                              Originally posted by SUV View Post

                              No! That's what Bozo looks like above the neck?!

                              And here I've been so intensively hitting on him, I mean, trying to Convert him to The Christ
                              Well, if you get him de-loused and hosed off, he might look better. I'm sure he'd smell better. Drunks soil themselves in a variety of disgusting ways.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #30
                                Re: Belgian Baptist Church

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Well, if you get him de-loused and hosed off, he might look better. I'm sure he'd smell better. Drunks soil themselves in a variety of disgusting ways.
                                It's strange how our new Belgian friend hasn't returned to this thread for a while. If there's one thing I would've expected our new Belgian Brother in Christ to be an expert on, it'd be soiling himself in a number of disgusting ways. Praise Jesus.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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