[Brother Ikarus]

Re: Belgian Baptist Church

Why the numbers in brackets? That is the usual number of wives/parents isn't it - no need to illustrate? Did you use to be a Mormon?

Well i just find it quite normal that i put the numbers in the brackets because when i say "My parents" one of them could off already passed away.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Belgian Baptist Church

Well i just find it quite normal that i put the numbers in the brackets because when i say "My parents" one of them could off already passed away.

And your parents would stop loving Christ if they passed away? Phlegmish are strange people indeed.

[Brother Ikarus]

Re: Belgian Baptist Church

And your parents would stop loving Christ if they passed away? Phlegmish are strange people indeed.

No.. that's not what i meant, you are changing my words.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Belgian Baptist Church

No.. that's not what i meant, you are changing my words.

It's not possible to change Godly inspired words... so what does that tell you?

[SUV]

Re: Belgian Baptist Church

"Belgian"? Mi Snotgansken, is that you?!

[gothtard godmocker]

Re: Belgian Baptist Church

Hello my Brethren and Sisters!

I come here to say hello from the Belgian Baptist Church!

-Ikarus

Love yer waffles!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Belgian Baptist Church

Why are you named after a false God from Greece? Is that some sort of Belgian custom?

I'd appreciate it, as a courtesy, if you would post the website to your "Baptist church" over there in Phlegmland. I'd also appreciate it if you would learn how to properly capitalize God's favorite language (American!).

You have yet to quote a single verse from the Bible, son. We are here to praise Jesus. Why are you here? Looking for a good Christian White American woman to marry and get you a Green Card?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Belgian Baptist Church

I only just noticed this thread.

I can't verify DoF information because I'm still in Australia.

Icarus burned his wings because he got too close to the sun - or so they say. I hope you did not come to this forum to mock us friend!

As soon as I'm back in Belgium (I hope they sell plane tickets to imaginary countries ) I will verify his claims.

Isaiah 30:10
Which say to the seers, See not; and to the prophets, Prophesy not unto us right things, speak unto us smooth things, prophesy deceits:
.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Belgian Baptist Church

I only just noticed this thread.

I can't verify DoF information because I'm still in Australia.

Icarus burned his wings because he got too close to the sun - or so they say. I hope you did not come to this forum to mock us friend!

As soon as I'm back in Belgium (I hope they sell plane tickets to imaginary countries ) I will verify his claims.


Isaiah 30:10
Which say to the seers, See not; and to the prophets, Prophesy not unto us right things, speak unto us smooth things, prophesy deceits:

Plane tickets!? Nonsense, Brother. We don't have the funds to spend on such luxuries. Don't they have tramp steamers sailing out of the ports down in Austria?

See you in a few weeks, Brother.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Belgian Baptist Church

Don't they have tramp steamers sailing out of the ports down in Austria?

Uh. Apologies Pastor for intending to throw away Godly funds.

Tramp steamers, why didn't I think of that!

[papparat]

Re: Belgian Baptist Church

For enlightenment, Brothers & Sisters in Christ
Do not get the two confused

This is a Steaming Tramp

Whereas this is an illustration of Tramp Steamers



Heaven forefend that he should clamber aboard the wrong one!

Yours in Christ etc etc

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Belgian Baptist Church

I'm pretty certain that's our buddy Bozo, the smelly old drunk from Quarantine.

[SUV]

Re: Belgian Baptist Church

No! That's what Bozo looks like above the neck?!

And here I've been so intensively hitting on him, I mean, trying to Convert him to The Christ

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Belgian Baptist Church

No! That's what Bozo looks like above the neck?!

And here I've been so intensively hitting on him, I mean, trying to Convert him to The Christ

Well, if you get him de-loused and hosed off, he might look better. I'm sure he'd smell better. Drunks soil themselves in a variety of disgusting ways.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Belgian Baptist Church

Well, if you get him de-loused and hosed off, he might look better. I'm sure he'd smell better. Drunks soil themselves in a variety of disgusting ways.

It's strange how our new Belgian friend hasn't returned to this thread for a while. If there's one thing I would've expected our new Belgian Brother in Christ to be an expert on, it'd be soiling himself in a number of disgusting ways. Praise Jesus.