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  • Brother Ikarus
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    • Aug 2008
    • 8

    #1

    Belgian Baptist Church

    Hello my Brethren and Sisters!

    I come here to say hello from the Belgian Baptist Church!

    -Ikarus
  • Ebenezer Wright
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 1021

    #2
    Re: Belgian Baptist Church

    Belgian huh? I don't know about you.

    What is your favorite verse? what do you do for a living?
    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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    • Brother Ikarus
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      • Aug 2008
      • 8

      #3
      Re: Belgian Baptist Church

      A favorite verse? Would you like me to type the whole bible then?

      I am a math teacher for a living.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #4
        Re: Belgian Baptist Church

        Wow. I never would've imagined that such a thing existed. Do you use real Bibles?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Brother Ikarus
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          • Aug 2008
          • 8

          #5
          Re: Belgian Baptist Church

          What exactly do you mean with REAL bibles?

          And why does it surprise you that there is a Baptist church in Belgium?

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            Re: Belgian Baptist Church

            Originally posted by Brother Ikarus View Post
            What exactly do you mean with REAL bibles?
            God's Word. The King James Version of 1611. Also, do you have real pews, or do you just squat on rocks?
            And why does it surprise you that there is a Baptist church in Belgium?
            Because of the shockingly high levels of God-hating in Belgia, that's why.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Brother Ikarus
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              • Aug 2008
              • 8

              #7
              Re: Belgian Baptist Church

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              Because of the shockingly high levels of God-hating in Belgia, that's why.
              You would be surprised how many Christians there are that love the Lord here in Belgium.

              PRAISE THE LORD!!

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              • Brother Enoch
                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2008
                • 4392

                #8
                Re: Belgian Baptist Church

                Originally posted by Brother Ikarus View Post
                You would be surprised how many Christians there are that love the Lord here in Belgium.

                PRAISE THE LORD!!
                Belgium, eh? Are you part of the Papist cheese-eating french Walloon population, or the dutch pot smoking, hooker patronizing Fleming population? Not even why the two side of your country are even joined. I'm forced to assume the french half surrendered to you.

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                • Brother Ikarus
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                  • Aug 2008
                  • 8

                  #9
                  Re: Belgian Baptist Church

                  The Flemish part, without all the disturbing/insulting add-ons........

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                  • Roberta
                    Anti La Leche League Organizer
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 1817

                    #10
                    Re: Belgian Baptist Church

                    Pastor Benny Hinn recently convened a huge tent show in Belgium complete with multlingual headphones. It is estimated that he converted at least 50,000 Phlegmish nationals to Christianity!

                    PRAISE!
                    Come climb my mountains.

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                    • Ahimaaz Smith
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 2549

                      #11
                      Re: Belgian Baptist Church

                      Originally posted by Brother Ikarus View Post
                      You would be surprised how many Christians there are that love the Lord here in Belgium.
                      If you can round up five or ten Belgians who even LIKE the Lord, I'd call it a moral victory for Christendom. Brother Ikarus, I will give you the benefit of the doubt, subject to verification by Brother Wide-Open, the only Belgian (albeit, an Honorary American(TM) as well) whom we know to be saved. If you are for real, perhaps we might open up a second front in the battle against Satan. If not, then woe be onto you for mocking God.

                      Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                      • Brother Ikarus
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                        • Aug 2008
                        • 8

                        #12
                        Re: Belgian Baptist Church

                        Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
                        If you can round up five or ten Belgians who even LIKE the Lord, I'd call it a moral victory for Christendom.
                        My wife(1), my parents(2), my wife's parents(2).

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22899

                          #13
                          Re: Belgian Baptist Church

                          Originally posted by Brother Ikarus View Post
                          You would be surprised how many Christians there are that love the Lord here in Belgium.

                          PRAISE THE LORD!!
                          I’m even more surprised at the number of Baptists! What on earth do the rest of the population worship? Stone Age gods?

                          http://www.bpnews.net/bpnews.asp?id=4634
                          Belgian Baptists receive official recognition


                          Posted on Dec 15, 1997 | by Wendy Ryan
                          WASHINGTON (BP)--Baptists in Belgium are now officially recognized, after having been classified as a "cult" for a number of years, and thus outside the country's constitutional protections.
                          The recognition came in a Dec. 6 unanimous vote by the Protestant Synod in Brussels to accept the Union of Baptists in Belgium.
                          Samuel Verhaeghe, the union's general secretary, reported that a representative from the minister of justice was on hand for the vote. "He congratulated us at the end," Verhaeghe said.
                          The Baptist World Alliance had joined with European Baptists to plead the cause of Belgian Baptists to be officially recognized, since this prevented them from carrying out many church duties, such as marriage.
                          Former President Jimmy Carter also had asked the Belgian government to give the Baptist union official status. An official with the Carter Center's human rights program in Atlanta had called Belgium's lack of official recognition of Baptists "a violation of guaranteed international human rights."
                          There are 19 churches with approximately 850 members in the Baptist Union.
                          Verhaeghe cautioned, however, "the change in people's minds will not happen overnight" and there are plans to work with the synod to develop this new partnership.
                          Verhaeghe thanked Baptists around the world who prayed and wrote letters to help.
                          Denton Lotz, BWA general secretary, said the Belgian recognition is a sign of hope for Baptists in Austria who still are not officially recognized. "It is good that we did not give up hope," Lotz said. "Now we need to encourage Austrian Baptists because they are in the same situation, at least not recognized by the state."
                          If you’re from Belgium Europe, which I doubt, what’s the matter with Austrian Baptists? Is it because they are all the descendants of British criminals, are drunks and fall in love with Kangaroos? Or is it the Abos?
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                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • Brother Enoch
                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 4392

                            #14
                            Re: Belgian Baptist Church

                            Originally posted by Brother Ikarus View Post
                            My wife(1), my parents(2), my wife's parents(2).
                            Why the numbers in brackets? That is the usual number of wives/parents isn't it - no need to illustrate? Did you use to be a Mormon?

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #15
                              Re: Belgian Baptist Church

                              Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                              Why the numbers in brackets? That is the usual number of wives/parents isn't it - no need to illustrate? Did you use to be a Mormon?
                              I think he's just eager to establish that they're not all the same people.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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